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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
has a car alarm ever stopped a car theft? i was going to say something like "i think 99.9% of the time a car alarm goes off it just annoys anyone remotely nearby" but thinking about it a little more i might be convinced it's 100%. yes i am posting this because a car alarm is going off outside
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
I think maybe they imagined that happening but it's sort of like a bull imagining itself walking through a china shop without destroying everything.
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/benf...
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
I'd frame it as: she was hired to turn CBS into exactly what she turned it into, which she did in exactly the way one would do that, and that change had an unavoidably deleterious effect on viewership and prestige. They were all too stupid to know those'd be the consequences and she's the fall guy
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
he trepanned his temples, right?
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
watching the soap opera episode
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/09/2026
also there's a few shows in here that @alisonalison.bsky.social has watched that i have "not paid attention during" and could probably get away with saying i watched, but i have integrity
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/09/2026
i started always sunny a while back and will eventually get beyond season 2. also i started a lot of the shows that aren't marked and did not like them, it's fine that you liked them but i did not like them. also i bounced off succession's first episode but i'll try it later
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/09/2026
also i think it goes without saying i haven't seen all of the "i've seen it" shows that're, like, reality shows [I've mostly seen *a* season of those], or shows that sucked and everyone dumped in their last few seasons (house of cards, arrested development, etc)
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/09/2026
not taking feedback on this unless it's good
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/09/2026
Changing the way I pronounce “TD Bank” to “titty bank”
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 21/09/2026
“I live my life one diaper at a time”
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 14/09/2026
Just experienced a reverse Charlie Kirk situation with a lanternfly (it smacked me so hard in the forehead it died)
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 12/09/2026
Guy next to us on the ferry was talking about Nathan for You and said “I initially liked it for the suggestions to the businesses”
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 07/09/2026
Saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “GIRL DAD” walking down the street holding the hand of a young boy. Not analyzing this, just reporting it
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 07/09/2026
On this Labor Day, remember that the crews of ghost ships are in exploitative contracts with demonic entities and had to literally sell their souls for eternally steady work. Rather than blaming them for all the “spooky ghost piracy” you experience, stand in solidarity with them
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 05/09/2026
We were just watching a short documentary on candy making and they said “it was discovered they were using child labor” and @alisonalison.bsky.social said “ooh chai labor sounds yummy”
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 04/09/2026
whenever joe bastianich opens his mouth on masterchef im like
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 31/08/2026
There are Lydia Tars everywhere for those with eyes to see
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/08/2026
Whale video with bonus nyc skyline
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/08/2026
Whale video
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/08/2026
Accidentally left my RideWithGPS turned on for the whale watching boat we went on, does this count as doxing whales
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 27/08/2026
When a deep voice guy dies an angel’s balls descend
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 23/08/2026
lifeguard with a sniper rifle making sure there are NO drowning deaths on the beach
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 23/08/2026
Rerouted up a (small) mountain on this one due to a gravel path getting washed out
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 17/08/2026
i spent an insane amount of time combining my old conditioner bottle with my new conditioner bottle
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 16/08/2026
*christopher nolan batman beating nancy pelosi’s dui husband with a bat-hammer* WHERE’S NANCY *POW!* WHERE IS SHE *BIFF!*
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/07/2026
The wonderful cat rescue we work with needs to rehome a bunch of cats by the second week of August. If you’re in New York and willing to foster a cat, hit me up and I can put you in contact! They can provide litterbox/litter/food if you need it. It’s where Guy came from
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/07/2026
er dynastic hero bubble bobble double dribble double dragon f zero f zero x donkey kong junior math ninja gaiden 1 ninja gaiden 2 ninja gaiden 3 cruisin usa
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/07/2026
super mario rpg sonic the hedgehog donkey kong 3 adventures of lolo 1 and 2 kings knight dig dug chew man fu harvest moon league puzzle pokemon toejam and earl in panic on funkotron castlevania fatal fury ninja jajamaru-kun actraiser blazing lasers bases loaded mega turrican cybernator rolling thund
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 26/07/2026
Did a fun one yesterday strava.app.link/QdZQsABr54b
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 22/07/2026
Oskar Eustis has stepped into this device
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 21/07/2026
I bike on the road all the time and find synth engine noises no more alerting to me than the simple sound of the tires on the electric cars that don’t do synth noises. The synth ones are basically an ad that’s like “wow look at this cool future car.” I don’t care! I’m on a bike!
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 21/07/2026
Whenever I hear them I think back to the Reasonably Sound episode on the topic, which gave the context that synth engine sounds are played to alert pedestrians of oncoming cars because electric cars are so silent. More and more I don’t buy that justification reasonablysound.com/2019/02/07/v...
reasonablysound.com
Vrooms And The Lack Thereof – Reasonably Sound
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 21/07/2026
Like, in practice, they are no different than when someone drives up the street blasting music. Except at least the people in the car blasting music are enjoying the music
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 21/07/2026
I despise the electric cars that blast fake synth engine noise. They’re louder than regular cars (at least in the parts of the spectrum we listen to) and they’re not safer. If you’re on the ground you can hear their tires on pavement. I shouldn’t hear them up in my apartment!
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 17/07/2026
Oh my god
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 17/07/2026
Is this good
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 14/07/2026
Matt Damon’s plastic surgeon has turned him into Brad Pitt (who I assume has the same surgeon)
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/07/2026
in any case they can just do a joke about why this movie isn't called that, something like "this is actually the 15th spaceballs movie. the rest of them from 2 to 14 were so bad that larry ellison kept them out of theaters as a tax scam"
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/07/2026
people mad that it's not called "the search for more money" need to remember that title was a play on "star trek III: the search for spock," which had just released a couple years earlier
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/07/2026
If it means anything, we went to the new one near us that just opened, so technically you can’t miss that one 🥲
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/07/2026
A ladybug landed on my crotch while I was headed to Ayat. It was finally freed from its imprisonment in Lindsey Graham’s taint
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 12/07/2026
mitch mcconnell was unable to comment on the passing of his friend and colleague lindsay graham because, according to his staff, he is in the middle of a 56-hour tantric sex ritual
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 10/07/2026
We have a new foster-to-adopt cat and we don’t want to keep the name she came with so until we can come up with one we like we’re calling her “Gatorade”
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 08/07/2026
joined a book club and immediately ingratiated myself by introducing them to anna’s archive
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 07/07/2026
What is “Start the Steal,” you ask? It’s a short sci-fi actual play series with great music and rich sound design, in which scoundrels steal an election and hijack an art-gallery-starship
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