hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026has a car alarm ever stopped a car theft? i was going to say something like "i think 99.9% of the time a car alarm goes off it just annoys anyone remotely nearby" but thinking about it a little more i might be convinced it's 100%. yes i am posting this because a car alarm is going off outside 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026I think maybe they imagined that happening but it's sort of like a bull imagining itself walking through a china shop without destroying everything. 110
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026I'd frame it as: she was hired to turn CBS into exactly what she turned it into, which she did in exactly the way one would do that, and that change had an unavoidably deleterious effect on viewership and prestige. They were all too stupid to know those'd be the consequences and she's the fall guy 1170
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/09/2026also there's a few shows in here that @alisonalison.bsky.social has watched that i have "not paid attention during" and could probably get away with saying i watched, but i have integrity 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/09/2026i started always sunny a while back and will eventually get beyond season 2. also i started a lot of the shows that aren't marked and did not like them, it's fine that you liked them but i did not like them. also i bounced off succession's first episode but i'll try it later 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/09/2026also i think it goes without saying i haven't seen all of the "i've seen it" shows that're, like, reality shows [I've mostly seen *a* season of those], or shows that sucked and everyone dumped in their last few seasons (house of cards, arrested development, etc) 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/09/2026Changing the way I pronounce “TD Bank” to “titty bank” 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 14/09/2026Just experienced a reverse Charlie Kirk situation with a lanternfly (it smacked me so hard in the forehead it died) 001
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 12/09/2026Guy next to us on the ferry was talking about Nathan for You and said “I initially liked it for the suggestions to the businesses” 020
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 07/09/2026Saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “GIRL DAD” walking down the street holding the hand of a young boy. Not analyzing this, just reporting it 001
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 07/09/2026On this Labor Day, remember that the crews of ghost ships are in exploitative contracts with demonic entities and had to literally sell their souls for eternally steady work. Rather than blaming them for all the “spooky ghost piracy” you experience, stand in solidarity with them 0233
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 05/09/2026We were just watching a short documentary on candy making and they said “it was discovered they were using child labor” and @alisonalison.bsky.social said “ooh chai labor sounds yummy” 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 04/09/2026whenever joe bastianich opens his mouth on masterchef im like 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 31/08/2026There are Lydia Tars everywhere for those with eyes to see 010
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/08/2026Accidentally left my RideWithGPS turned on for the whale watching boat we went on, does this count as doxing whales 120
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 27/08/2026When a deep voice guy dies an angel’s balls descend 030
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 23/08/2026lifeguard with a sniper rifle making sure there are NO drowning deaths on the beach 021
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 23/08/2026Rerouted up a (small) mountain on this one due to a gravel path getting washed out 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 17/08/2026i spent an insane amount of time combining my old conditioner bottle with my new conditioner bottle 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 16/08/2026*christopher nolan batman beating nancy pelosi’s dui husband with a bat-hammer* WHERE’S NANCY *POW!* WHERE IS SHE *BIFF!* 010
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/07/2026The wonderful cat rescue we work with needs to rehome a bunch of cats by the second week of August. If you’re in New York and willing to foster a cat, hit me up and I can put you in contact! They can provide litterbox/litter/food if you need it. It’s where Guy came from 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/07/2026er dynastic hero bubble bobble double dribble double dragon f zero f zero x donkey kong junior math ninja gaiden 1 ninja gaiden 2 ninja gaiden 3 cruisin usa 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/07/2026super mario rpg sonic the hedgehog donkey kong 3 adventures of lolo 1 and 2 kings knight dig dug chew man fu harvest moon league puzzle pokemon toejam and earl in panic on funkotron castlevania fatal fury ninja jajamaru-kun actraiser blazing lasers bases loaded mega turrican cybernator rolling thund 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 26/07/2026Did a fun one yesterday strava.app.link/QdZQsABr54b 010
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 21/07/2026I bike on the road all the time and find synth engine noises no more alerting to me than the simple sound of the tires on the electric cars that don’t do synth noises. The synth ones are basically an ad that’s like “wow look at this cool future car.” I don’t care! I’m on a bike! 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 21/07/2026Whenever I hear them I think back to the Reasonably Sound episode on the topic, which gave the context that synth engine sounds are played to alert pedestrians of oncoming cars because electric cars are so silent. More and more I don’t buy that justification reasonablysound.com/2019/02/07/v...reasonablysound.comVrooms And The Lack Thereof – Reasonably Sound 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 21/07/2026Like, in practice, they are no different than when someone drives up the street blasting music. Except at least the people in the car blasting music are enjoying the music 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 21/07/2026I despise the electric cars that blast fake synth engine noise. They’re louder than regular cars (at least in the parts of the spectrum we listen to) and they’re not safer. If you’re on the ground you can hear their tires on pavement. I shouldn’t hear them up in my apartment! 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 14/07/2026Matt Damon’s plastic surgeon has turned him into Brad Pitt (who I assume has the same surgeon) 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/07/2026in any case they can just do a joke about why this movie isn't called that, something like "this is actually the 15th spaceballs movie. the rest of them from 2 to 14 were so bad that larry ellison kept them out of theaters as a tax scam" 010
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/07/2026people mad that it's not called "the search for more money" need to remember that title was a play on "star trek III: the search for spock," which had just released a couple years earlier 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/07/2026If it means anything, we went to the new one near us that just opened, so technically you can’t miss that one 🥲 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/07/2026A ladybug landed on my crotch while I was headed to Ayat. It was finally freed from its imprisonment in Lindsey Graham’s taint 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 12/07/2026mitch mcconnell was unable to comment on the passing of his friend and colleague lindsay graham because, according to his staff, he is in the middle of a 56-hour tantric sex ritual 030
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 10/07/2026We have a new foster-to-adopt cat and we don’t want to keep the name she came with so until we can come up with one we like we’re calling her “Gatorade” 120
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 08/07/2026joined a book club and immediately ingratiated myself by introducing them to anna’s archive 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 07/07/2026What is “Start the Steal,” you ask? It’s a short sci-fi actual play series with great music and rich sound design, in which scoundrels steal an election and hijack an art-gallery-starship 010