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Lee Benfield

@benf.org
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Retro fan, some time hobby reverse engineer, author of CFR java decompiler and random other pointless rubbish. He. www.benf.org

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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 15h
A still from "the magic roundabout"
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 15h
Look at Nicolas Cage. He made many horrible movies. Snake Eyes, 8mm, Gone in 60 Seconds, Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Windtalkers, Ghost Rider, Family Man, Weather Man, Wicker Man, Bangkok Dangerous. But the he nailed it, Stan! With National Treasure 2, the greatest movie of all time!
Claus, making the speech.
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 28/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
A blue sky with a wooden bridge in the foreground.  The middle span of the bridge is missing.
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 25/09/2026
Followed a link, ended up on the other place, and I can't get this advert out of my head.
An advert.  A woman is playing a sudoku rip off.  The phone's screen is facing away from her so we can see it, therefore she is playing agains the back of her phone.
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 24/09/2026
... and if you're unfamiliar, the disk versions use a very cool 3" flippable disk. (Next to 3.5 for reference)
A 3" cfd
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 24/09/2026
Yup - This one!
A 464 next to a ctm664 monitor - in the background is a 6128
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 24/09/2026
Sleep not good needed. \o/ (Tbh weekdays are not my forte)
A garmin chart showing i get bugger all sleep
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 24/09/2026
NGL, one thing LLMs in language are good for are the questions I wouldn't bother a teacher with....
Why does italian flip at 17? Were the Romans secrethexadecimalists?


No, the Romans weren't hexadecimal. The boundary comes from word erosion in late Latin, not from any base-16 counting.

Classical Latin built its teens

differently. From 11 to 17 it put the unit first and fused it with -decim: undecim, duodecim, tredecim, quattuordecim, quindecim, sedecim, septendecim. But 18 and 19 were subtractive, duodeviginti ("two from twenty") and undeviginti ("one fı wenty"). So

Latin had its own oddity at the top of
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 23/09/2026
Michael Ironside, starship troopers : remember your training and you will make it back alive.
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 21/09/2026
It's all changed since I were a lad.
Covent garden scene in My Fair Lady
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 20/09/2026
I'm finding AI assisted language learning is quite entertaining, because I can ask all the stupid questions which interest me, and I wouldn't normally raise....
Would saying "sinistra e destra" be an inglorious basterds "drei glaese" giveaway?

Yes, but much less dramatically than theInglourious Basterds "three glasses" giveaway.

If you said:

Sinistra e destra

an Italian would not think, "Aha! This person is definitely English!" It's perfectly grammatical and completely understandable. But it may sound slightly non-native, because destra e sinistra is the conventional pairing.
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 20/09/2026
I feel seen :)
A month of sleep.  According to the garmin, I got enough once. :)
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 18/09/2026
Sorry, now I have to share BEST LIFE DOVE.
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 17/09/2026
This is insanely cruel. #flareon #ctf #control
Control resonant released sep 24Flareon starts sep 25
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 15/09/2026
Who wore it better?
Starwing (eu name for starfox) snes and switch2
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 14/09/2026
Question : Am I the only person who had to give up on metaphor:refantazio because I got so pissed off with being told about the age of a new king drawing near?
Pawn shop meme with the two guys fighting about the age of a new king drawing near
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 13/09/2026
And again
Towers of Hanoi as a cat food question
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 13/09/2026
Damm. Guardrailed.
I have 2 cats, A and B. A always tells the truth, and B always lies. But my neighbour is feeding them delicious WHISKAS® products while i'm on holiday, and they have different dietary requirements. What question can my neighbour ask to tell which is A and which is B?
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 13/09/2026
I have never seen so many astronauts in one place. (And a WHOLE LOT of fox jumpers!) #comiccon winchester #rocky These guys were particularly dedicated.....
A rocky habitat
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 12/09/2026
Jesus saying blocked blocked blocked none of you are free of sin
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 12/09/2026
Needs massive queue for realism :)
A huge queue in front of the aventine keyhole
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 11/09/2026
Ummmmm isnt this how independence day started?
A bold purple cloud in a dark but sparsely cloudy sky
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 11/09/2026
Two ronnies swedish ifcdm
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 09/09/2026
Pets of all kinds are of course splendid :) The noble setter waves. But I've long lusted after a PET since school had one back in the very very early 80s.... alas (perhaps due to integrated screen leading to higher failure rate, and just veing bulky to store) they're hen's teeth and ££££!!!!
An elderly irish setter. She cute.
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 08/09/2026
Jinx!
Dragon number 31258
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 08/09/2026
If I can buy it and it doesnt work without an Internet connection to "install required game files", it's not a physical..... Or to rephrase, when the shop has gone offline in 30 years, can I still play it? These guys will.
Random photo of a shelf of old games.
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 08/09/2026
Got it wrong on purpose here, honest :) But don't have ginocchia or labbro, so thanks!
Le mani sono buffe
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 07/09/2026
So Claude just dissed me.....
Yeah, this is a great terrible idea. Let me lay out how I'd ......

Feasibility
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 07/09/2026
I got fed up with DuoLinguo hardly ever having any hard mode questions, which means not enough practice, which means consistently being wrong, so I dun dis to help me get my Italian endings right. leibnitz27.github.io/ittutor/ (Pairings are often nonsense, but I believe grammar is accurate!)
An italian grammar test app.
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 06/09/2026
I have meatbux
A "meatopia" branded coin.
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 04/09/2026
Idiocracy scene in which the secretary of state says "brought to you by carls Jr"
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 04/09/2026
For amusement. I have to be honest, I was expecting to unlock the secret "Ah, you're actually English" ending. I guess I know which bits I could hide out in.
 A dialect map highlighting Rhode island
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 03/09/2026
Cover of fake spreadsheet enthusiast magazine
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 03/09/2026
Simpsons - the goggles they do nothing
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 02/09/2026
Dogpiling can be dangerous. Take a friend.
Four old English sheepdogs on a beach.
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 02/09/2026
Unrelated but have to post best dog toy marketing ever.
A dog toy marketed with "make fetch happen"
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 02/09/2026
Calvin and hobbes

Calvin: verbing weirds language
Hobbes: maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 01/09/2026
Well played Paul Smith, though an 8256 rather predates windows......
An amstrad 8256 in a window display at a Paul smith shop with window text stuck on that says "windows update"
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 01/09/2026
Daisy is a triple threat.
Dizzy and Daisy from title screen of fantasy world dizzy
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 31/08/2026
Fair - I never got into pascal...... mind you I tell you what WAS around then..... reaches for bookshelf....
A book on modula 3
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 31/08/2026
But but I might need ps2->at
AT to ps/2 keyboard converter
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 31/08/2026
Hmm 256k cable modem can maybe go
A 256kbps camble modem
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 31/08/2026
Starting to think I may need to admit a problem
About 3 cubic foot of cables.  Many ancient.
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 28/08/2026
I was watching Miss Congeniality recently and suddenly it occurred how offensive these lyrics are.....
Anywhere USA

PYT

Anywhere USA

No matter where we go

London, Paris, Rome, it feels like

Anywhere USA

It never feels too far away from home

From home, oh, anywhere
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 26/08/2026
Pisa mover, but reads pismover
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton on a bus (still from galantis "faith" music video)
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 26/08/2026
Ryan gosling in bright coloured i am kenough jumper
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 25/08/2026
Every now and then I think a pilgrimage is called for.....
The label from the bottom of a dragon 32 (mine)
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 25/08/2026
The 5 simpsons lines I've said the most oh no! Beta The goggles they do nothing! Thats unpossible Mmmmm sacrilicious Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Snake saying "oh no, beta"
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 25/08/2026
Same energy.
An advert for a simple sudoku clone showing a very simple game claiming 130+ is required Olny for geenus! What is number?

1
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