Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Vivek is out on his ass. Can't imagine why. You hate to see it. 010
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Can't imagine what kind of criminal bullshit they're up to behind the scenes with spectacular distractions like this. They should do their crimes out in the open since he now has "absolute immunity". Either way it's nothing to get butthurt about. Just the country I love going down the toilet. 010
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Just putting this here for posterity. As of 1/19/25: Unemployment: 4.1% Inflation: 2.9% 010
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Snoop Dogg endorsed Joe Biden 4 years ago and came out swinging against Trump, saying bluntly that if you support him you're a racist. He declined to endorse Kamala this time because he didn't want to "separate people". Now this. What a total sellout. 210
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Anyone getting a root canal on Monday? I could sub in for you. 010
Reposted by Ben Eiseneve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Ok but fountains of wayne is underrated 58133489
Reposted by Ben Eiseneve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Imagine if you really put your heart in a blender 71135191
Reposted by Ben EisenConsequence @consequence.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Jack White will join Ringo Starr for a pair of shows at Nashville's Ryman Auditorium this week, which will be recorded and broadcast on CBS this spring. Proceeds from the concerts will support Los Angeles wildfire relief efforts. 49813
Reposted by Ben Eisencaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/01/2025if i know Robbie Williams he'll go straight for the face and genitals 1224222
Reposted by Ben EisenJohn Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Carrie Underwood set to honor Donald Trump with her song "Jesus Take The Finger." 7284190
Reposted by Ben Eisenmartin @martinrickman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025this is what peak comedy looks like 0835
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Please like me MAGA Please like me MAGA Please like me MAGA 010
Reposted by Ben EisenJustin LaLiberty @jlalibs.bsky.social · 10/01/2025If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me. 344163312518
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 11/01/2025The Flys had me where they wanted me until that white guy started rapping. 000
Reposted by Ben EisenCait Brennan @caitbrennan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Today is the day we celebrate the birth of a rock god whose legend will live on for centuries to come. Innovator, chameleon, trickster, whose sound defined an entire era. A universally loved artist who really needs no further introduction. 391
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025He's a loser, just remember that. He's still angry that he lost the Iowa Caucus to Ted Cruz in 2016. He's a bitter, pathetic loser who will never ever be happy. Hope that helps. 010
Reposted by Ben Eiseneve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I'm worried that billy corgan might think congestion pricing is a tax on guys with nasally voices 48114559
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Famously, Jesus was a big fan of performative bullies. 000
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Upon appeal Donald Trump is still a rapist. Upon appeal God is still testing evangelicals and upon appeal they are still failing. Badly. The good news is upon appeal I still don't have to listen to their moralizing bullshit. 👍🏻 020
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 27/12/2024The best thing about A Complete Unknown is the songs. They were showcased beautifully. 010
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 27/12/2024 Don't worry, President-elect Elmo says homelessness is propaganda. apnews.com/article/home...apnews.comUS homelessness up 18% as affordable housing remains out of reach for many peopleFederal officials say the United States saw an 18.1% increase in homelessness, a dramatic rise driven mostly by a lack of affordable housing as well as devastating natural disasters and a surge of mig... 000
Reposted by Ben EisenBrent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Scrooge: You boy, what day is it? Boy: Why, it’s the day Ben Folds drove his girlfriend to get an abortion, sir. Scrooge: Ah yes, day after Christmas. 1040441
Reposted by Ben EisenDavid Harvey @topladave.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Always! What Biden did in his 4 years was remarkable and historic. In future years he will get more credit than our current time. Inflation is the death star of Presidencies. It's killed every President who has had it happen in their terms. That happened to Biden and is why he's underappreciated. 021
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Anyone want to give Democrats and Joe Biden any credit for the country not going off a cliff? Just one for the road? 110
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Make no mistake, the President Musk shutdown will be fully owned by the Republican Party. 010
Reposted by Ben EisenNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Cocaine Blues In a story that's more Cash App than Johnny Cash, a tech bro stabbed a man in Frisco just to watch him die. But the right says the problem is too many boys named Sue. by Maureen Dowd 22100287
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 17/12/2024A little blast of power pop on a lunchtime walk is good for the soul. 010
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 16/12/2024There's no bottom. He's the weakest, most insecure, most thin-skinned person on the planet. 010
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Those "Jesus Gets Us" commercials they show during football games are pretty sad. I guarantee Trumpers laugh at them and call them woke bullshit. "Jesus loves the people we hate". Donald Trump hates the people they hate. Advantage Trump. 110
Reposted by Ben EisenPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 16/12/2024New pic of a drone over New Jersey. 971267452655
Reposted by Ben Eiseneve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I didn't go to college but i think the people who might be truly inured to bloodshed are the ones who cannot for two seconds strip away the veneer of normalcy from a healthcare system that kills for profit 211042117
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 12/12/2024"The media is like the weather, only it's man-made weather." - Mickey Knox 010
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Imagine having more money than you can spend in 10,000 lifetimes. Now imagine it's not enough and you want more. Imagine not doing one simple piece of good for anybody with this obscene wealth. Now imagine shitting on the people at the lowest rung on the ladder of society for no reason. What a loser 000
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Rage Against The Machine should be only available to people who can prove they have an inner monologue. 010
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Who needs a pick me up? Alex Jones Isn't Getting Out Of $965 Million Verdict To Sandy Hook Families, Appeals Court Says www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-us-...huffpost.comAlex Jones Isn't Getting Out Of $965 Million Verdict To Sandy Hook Families, Appeals Court SaysThe Connecticut Appellate Court determined there's “sufficient evidence” to support the damages awarded to relatives of the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre victims and an FBI agent. 000
Reposted by Ben EisenJohn Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I've watched 4 episodes of "The Madness" and not one character has sung "Our House" yet. 190260181
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Nobody's stopping ya, buddy. Why doesn't Marky Mark have a life? 000
Ben Eisen @beneisen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024It's not a conspiracy theory, it's a conspiracy fantasy. They're not conspiracy theorists, they're conspiracy fantasists. 000
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