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bendawson.bsky.social

@bendawson.bsky.social
1.6K followers 961 following 5.8K posts

Dad, accountant, Minnesotan, stupidly competitive.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You guys didn’t even get the ham cup yet!
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pros: Already hit the deductible! Woo! Cons: 2 years of payments, “Dad, does this look like it’s bending the wrong way?”
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Team building exercise! Yay!
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Across the street from First Ave? Or is there more than one?
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why not?
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Francois Guizot would be justified in massacring the crowd gathered around that thing.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tilda! Maybe!
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I needed that non-sexual nudity laugh.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was that or I just keep dumping them in the Mississippi River.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clearly the College Board is a fan of the Cleveland Guardians.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Owners continue to serve no purpose in sports.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought this game was going to be ugly without Jefferson, but I've actually appreciated it when the boy's turned it off to watch Bubble Guppies.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly! Their loss is the best result out of anyone in that also receiving votes group.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nik doesn't need to suffer any more.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah. Purdue's win over Illinois is more impressive than anything Nebraska's done.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quite a few examples of pollsters showing they don't know shit this week.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Probably not. I've asked them multiple times how much kool-aid they had to buy to get their PhDs.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Excuse me, my cousins who played rugby for Florida taught me that I should say "THWG." Is that not acceptable?
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think we need to refer to yesterday‘s game as “Pass Michigan Pass.”
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you, and congratulations on sending PSU back home in small chunks.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don’t worry yourself about that scenario.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought I was free from Athan Kaliakmanis, other than accidentally driving past Kaliakmanis Jeep while taking kids on college visits someday.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel your pain. We had a “buy 2 pizzas, get a ticket to watch Northwestern” deal earlier this year.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ohio State gave up a TD? That team is washed.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And a hearty but understated jug jug jug to you as well.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JUG JUG JUG
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Y’all.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We just dodged a too many men call.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is fine.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And once again.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have graciously said that multiple times today.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ann Arbor is friendly.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re too close to my section.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*”I’ll” Terribly sorry about that.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I consider amending my comments. Tomorrow.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michigan has questionable morals and poor taste in fashion.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s perfect today.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I used to be an athlete.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Kicking into that Wildcat Wall with all those fans in it!”
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Arrested Development: There Are Dozens Of Us
ALT: Arrested Development: There Are Dozens Of Us
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those lines are so porous. It’s bad.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Awwww hamburgers. I was hoping to welcome to Minnesota in a fashion he deserved tomorrow.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been saving rotten eggs for nothing?!
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No. But it could be close.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Having watched nearly a quarter of PSU-jNWU, I think it’s safe to say that wisconsin doesn’t deserve any top 25 votes.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I half expected a “GIT R DONE!!” call and response.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, 100% ghoul.
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All 5 of them?
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You being a ball knower is apparently kayfabe.
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