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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Xenophobic English first language speakers: English is so easy! People should learn it when they move here! What is so hard about that? The entire rest of the world:
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I am 99% sure that is how it went down.
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Hegseth belongs in prison for murder.
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A timeless tweet
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The most unrealistic thing about Star Trek is that the holodeck is not used exclusively for lifelike 🌽
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Amazon dot com [send ttweet]
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
They don't miss.
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Give them both a little championship trophy. As a little treat. Because they gave it their best.
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This is sex
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Nowadays, because of woke, it's Compromise With the Machine
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I'm dead serious. Do not go to protests without masks and eyewear. Do not let them record your face ever.
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I'm so confused. Why didn't they pay $350,000 to a 60-year-old Dem consultant who graduated from Columbia in 1986 to hire a PR firm to make a sleek branding campaign that was properly workshopped in focus groups made up of mostly realtors? Or alternatively Shepherd Fairey?
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This rules
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The singularly most accurate political assessment of this current moment.
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Reading the libs who think that Governor Newsom should help find lodging and food for the National Guard members in LA as a way to stick it to Trump is making me lose my freaking mind. How are these people that stupid?
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Holy shit, this show sucks (watching the original Final Destination). What the absolute fuck? Is it supposed to be this bad? Like is it on purpose?
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Me crying while watching Dr. King do her medical history of the autistic patient with the ankle injury. I'm doing find.
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Libs keep thinking that when everyone realizes what they are doing it will lead to widespread demands for change, but libs are not preparing an answer. MAGA already has an answer: privatization. They're doing this all on purpose. They're going to privatize everything. It's going to suck.
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
More of this please
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
You may be asking yourself, "Okay but F/A-18s are 4th Gen fighters, & the F-35 was supposed to replace them. Why are F-35s not out there doing anything?" The answer is that, even without seeing combat, they break down 45% of the time. A single Houthi bullet in the hull would knock one out for months
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I cannot stop laughing omg
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Can we call it a sit-in when it is literally outside? Asking for a friend.
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On a clear day @icanseeforever1.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I love this so much
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Hell yes
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Can one, and I literally do not care who, reporter ask RFK Jr. at a press conference to tell everyone what autism is. I am begging them. Just ask, "Sir, could you please define autism?" BEGGING
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
A little less, "Hands off," and a little more, "He@ds off."
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Holy smokes, Worf is a walking embodiment of the concept of Double Consciousness, and god damn is this show so ahead of its time (Deep Space Nine but also Enterprise)
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Goddamn, Star Trek Deep Space Nine is FIRE
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 05/03/2025
Just to be clear, this is real. And they're laughing about how they are Nazis who can't be stopped.
Babylon Bee tweet that reads "Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up tiny Signs on Paddles."
Elon Musk replies with a laugh emoji.
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This slaps, holy shit
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Super Bowl I (don't give a shit)
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Kansas City is really dependent on the refs, eh?
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Dems are like: Well, are you happy now? It's simple. NO, we are not happy. We tried to stop a genocide by withholding our votes, and Democrats were like, "Nah, we prefer the genocide." We thought there was no way this would not work. Give me a break.
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I know that absolutely no one follows me on this, but my friend Anthony's house burned down. I hope you can contribute to the efforts!
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Letting Kirk Herbstreit call the Ohio State game is a conflict of interest according to the Constitution of the United States.
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Great news out of France today!!
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I know it's hard to believe but Marge Simpson has given Homer Simpson a BJ. Send Skeet
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Wait, is this based on a book or something? (watching The Last of Us)
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This movie is pretty good (watching The Last of Us).
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
(Israeli Nine Inch Nails) I hurt some kids today To see if I still feel I focus on their pain The only thing that's real
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
System of a Bong
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Tip them in arsenic
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
He was no angel
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The Media (who is owned and controlled by billionaires): How dare you celebrate a murder! This is unbelievable. Literally every single person in the country:
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Me talking to a woman who doesn't know how to properly install a duvet cover: Me: So you don't know how to properly install a duvet cover? Her: No. Me: [Checkmate gender binary 😈]
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Chris WoooOOOOooomack @hollowoak.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
New Pandemic Roundup from @violetblue.bsky.social: holiday surge begins; NYC mayor leverages CEO shooting for mask ban; Air Support risk calculator; more (read/share/support): www.patreon.com/posts/117815... The Covid Safety Handbook makes a great holiday gift/survival guide: linktr.ee/covidbook
Sesame Street children's book cover repurposed: Grover is in a hospital setting, wearing surgical scrubs and gloves; he is smiling and waving at the viewer. Behind him is a gurney, to his left is an IV stand, and to his right are all manner of monitors and machines. The title has been changed to

I'm Sorry You Can't Afford To Be Alive
And Other Stories From America
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Me.
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
"They Should just Let My Team Win: An Autobiography of Male Oppression" Is this anything?
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Βεν Αδαμ Κλιμερ @benadambenadam.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Iconic
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