GIF-vs-JIF is the one argument text can't settle. It only lives out loud. My audiobook narrator is a machine, and it picked "jif." Correctly. I also cut a chapter the wrong way, free, so you can settle it yourself:
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It's pronounced JIF. The Open and Async audiobook is out. | Ben Balter
The Open and Async audiobook is out. It's read by a synthetic narrator who says 'jif,' correctly. For the hard-G crowd who insist that's heresy, I re-recorded an entire chapter in their (wrong) pronun...