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bematthe

@bematthe.bsky.social
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Data Scientist, anthropologist, beagle wrangler, gardener, artist, chronically ill, couture enthusiast, odd.

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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And she had requested firing squad because this sort of thing keeps happening...
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My dentist office has their radio on a generic pop station, and last time I was there I had the epiphany that it's no wonder people who listen to music like that would see AI music as good.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is there anything on earth more perfect than a ball of beagle?
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Here's something that will intensify even further the public's rejection of data centers and AI.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's okay, I'll wait.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can we actually say that he's losing at things like curbing inflation or bringing back factory jobs when he's not actually trying to do those things?
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pretty sure referring to it as anything other than "Lake Ontario" is considered an act of blasphemy in Michigan.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And I kind of feel like this would be one of the better scenarios. There's this contaminated beef from Argentina, "soylent green"...
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And it doesn't just impact the smoker. Post-stroke, I'm suppose to avoid second hand smoke. There was a time when that would have been impossible.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's comfy and it smells like mama!
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The first headline I read made it sound like he hid in there because he just didn't want to be there anymore. Which was a lot more funny than the whole story.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I've been going there for years and I've never found this third floor. It's made me wonder just HOW crazy I must be :D
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This wouldn't be the one in Lansing, MI, would it? Because I have questions about this mysterious 3rd floor...
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'll be honest, when my HR job turned into a glorified call center, 90% of the calls could have been handled by a bot. But that other 10% REALLY needed a real person.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
As long as it means I don't have to be the government, samesies.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
As someone who also had a near death experience in their 30's (stroke) - don't feel guilty!
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What I'll always find remarkable is that the people who complained the loudest were the ones with large backyards and plenty of space. The people stuck in cramped NYC apartments were relatively silent.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This makes me feel less silly for obsessively checking and re-checking an email I'm replying to.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I showed this to my spouse and he assured me this was never something I should ever, ever worry about.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
But being moderately annoyed doesn't entertain anybody. I'm all about the comically over-dramatic reactions, thank you :)
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Johnnie Jae @johnniejae.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I want people to understand the full impact of the devastation that First Nations in Canada are facing. It's NOT just that people and wildlife are losing their homes...it's the history that is being lost for generations to come.
A photo of the wildfires in canada. Fire rages through forest area with vright orange flame and dark gray smoke.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Of course if it gets into the water supply and our water treatment plants don't treat for it... But for now, we revel on!
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yes, it does sound like you're watching the news.
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Clean Water Action Michigan @cleanwatermi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The #GreatLakes literally define Michigan. Our borders are the shore of 20% of all the accessible fresh surface water on Earth. Is this what Governor Whitmer wants her legacy to be? Years of disruptive construction pollution while the aged and dangerous pipeline remains a threat? #ShutDownLine5
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My most recent not-my-garden frolic:
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Most atheists I know really like Jesus.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I like this, because just because you don't have the "BE FAST" symptoms doesn't mean you're not having a stroke. Learned that the hard way.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If it will warm me up!
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That's what I meant
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Simpsons: I'm Still Cold Meme
Alt: Simpsons: I'm Still Cold Meme
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
May he stub his toe on a metal bed frame every day. And may h is daughter smile at his pained curses.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
*Mushes the US's over-use of AC with Europe's under-use of AC*
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I can imagine it could be helpful for other people in a similar situation. Of course the general rule is don't post about legal cases until things are settled.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I was sitting here wondering - would the arborist actually agree to cut down such an impossibly mutant tree, or would they insist on studying it first?
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
And I was over here wringing my hands about having an arborist come just look at a possibly sick tree that's bordering our property and is a potential public hazard. (Neighbors dgaf, even after a large branch pulled a Final Destination move on them)
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I remember those times. And I remember constantly seeing adults being idiots. I don't imagine that was very comforting.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
That's a pretty epic one right there!
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I am the oldest child, the youngest child, an only child, and a middle child.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This photo contains the entirety of my clarkia crop this year. But if the loss of seedlings is the worse thing to come out of having a stroke, I'd say that's a-okay with me. #gardening
Four lone clarkia plants with their first bloomsFour lone clarkia plants with their first blooms
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"I'm positive this migraine is an asshole." <- There. Positivity. I did it.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So if you leave the IVF clinic, is it considered leaving a child unattended? Do we call CPS?
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I can just be a real jerk sometimes. Can I apologize with pettings?
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I once went into a grocery store and encountered problem, after problem, after problem. I counted 14 in all. And afterwards I realized that all of them could have been avoided if they didn't practice lean staffing.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Tongue Out Tuesday with a #Beagle #DogsofBsky
Beagle snuggled on blanket, asleep, with his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouthBeagle snuggled next to his mama, asleep, with his tongue poking out the side of his mouth
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 04/06/2026
“”raw milk””, another classic invented tradition bsky.app/profile/sara...
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I've only had one error so far, and thankfully it was a minor one (it said my interests include motorcycles, wtf?). MyChart needs to at least have a feature where you can submit corrections...
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Do we have to pretend to be surprised? I'm getting tired of pulling out my fake-surprised face.
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Comcast/Xfinity once made my dog cry - on her BIRTHDAY!
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"I'm normal person. Can I see you naked." Geez...
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