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@bematthe.bsky.social
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Data Scientist, anthropologist, beagle wrangler, gardener, artist, chronically ill, couture enthusiast, odd.

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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My most recent not-my-garden frolic:
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This photo contains the entirety of my clarkia crop this year. But if the loss of seedlings is the worse thing to come out of having a stroke, I'd say that's a-okay with me. #gardening
Four lone clarkia plants with their first bloomsFour lone clarkia plants with their first blooms
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Tongue Out Tuesday with a #Beagle #DogsofBsky
Beagle snuggled on blanket, asleep, with his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouthBeagle snuggled next to his mama, asleep, with his tongue poking out the side of his mouth
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Annual Tradition: Each doggie has to have one photo taken with the antlers #Beagle
Half sleeping beagle with plush reindeer antlers snuggling with a blue blanketSmall dog with tongue slightly sticking out wearing plushy antlersA slightly alarmed beagle getting plushy antlers put on him
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Sweet Harper crossed the Rainbow Bridge yesterday. The quiet around the house hurts. #beagle
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
One of out #beagles, Harper, is preparing to cross the Rainbow Bridge. Two of his siblings seem to understand something isn't right, and have been attentive but gentle.
A beagle sleeps on a towel while another snuggles with him, and a third sniffs him. A beagle rests on the couch while another monitors him from above on the back of the couch.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Just gave someone a complement, and they responded with "I'd like to think this is sarcasm..." so going back to never complementing ever again because my unreasonable paranoia that it's going to upset them has been legitimized.
Screenshot of The Simpson's where Carl breaks the fourth wall to say "See, this is why I don't talk much."
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
My contribution to the November Random Photo: A strawberry almost as big as my spouse's hand
Photo of a large strawberry resting in the palm of someone's hand. It is almost the size of the palm.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
We knew a chunk of this tree would fall eventually... And if it had to fall and crush a large portion of my garden, at least it did so at the end of the season. #gardening
A mess of downed branches obscuring the front yard of a house.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Winston and Harper on patrol, circa 2013 #beagles
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It's just a good day to be an Izzie #beagle
Beagle/Italian Greyhound mix sunning happilyBeagle/Italian Greyhound mix sunning happily, snout in the airBeagle/Italian Greyhound mix sunning happilyBeagle/Italian Greyhound mix sunning happily
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The biggest #beagle insists on being in the smallest crate
Bluetick beagle curled up in his much smaller sister's crate.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Ended up with at least 19 of these little guys on my milkweed this year. #gardening
Monarch caterpillar on the underside of a milkweed leaf
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The 2nd reason (and side-effect of the main reason) the #beagles can't be unattended in their own yard for the next week:
Three baby bunnies snuggling in their nest
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I feel like Tom Barrett has already ruined his own like, there's nothing I could do to make it worse. I mean, just hearing his name makes me think of this scene from Bob's Burgers, but with a more sinister tone:
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
My first Zinnia bloom of the year is about the size of my fingertip #Gardening #flowers
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The Columbine had a rough year last year. It's doing much better this year! #Gardening #Flowers
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
In honor of #Penguin Day, here is one of our buddies from our local zoo
penguin swimming
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Happy National Beagle Day! Of course, every day is beagle day in our household! #beagles #DogsOfBlueSky
Beagle takes a break from begging mama for food to look at the camera, wearing her Christmas scarf.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Today is sweet Mr. Winston's 12th birthday. This beautiful bright-eyed boy is pure joy. He takes such good care of his family <3 #Beagles #DogsOfBlueSky
Blue tick beagle lounging on arm of couch looks up at camera with perfect puppy eyes
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Winston when he was just a tiny little guy #Beagles #DogsOfBlueSky
Beagle puppy on round bed with tennis ball and rope
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
We're 'putering wif mama #Beagles #DogsOfBlueSky
Two beagles sit on either side of their mama, while so does things on her laptop
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Such a snot to his papa, but so sweet to his mama! #Beagles #DogsOfBluesky
Beagle rests his face on his mama's arm
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Good beagle! This beagle farts and burps on them:
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
We've got one of those!
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
She did it again! How am I supposed to chastise her when she's so cute about it?! #Beagles #Gardening #DogsOfBluesky
Beagle/Italian Greyhound mix laying in a covered planter a top an outdoor table, squishing the thyme and oregano.Close up of beagle/Italian greyhound mix curled up on the covered planter atop an outdoor table. We see she had previously been digging in the uncovered planter in front of it. She's sleepy now.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Went to prune my blueberries last week. And this one is still green from last summer! I'm in Michigan, this isn't actually possible, but there it is. #Gardening
Blueberry bush with green leaves. Some have the slightest tinge of red, but it's as green as summer.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This is such a cute problem to have. In Isobel's defense, it does look like a bed. #Beagles #Gardening #DogsOfBlueSky
A beagle/Italian greyhound mix lounges in one of her mama's covered planters, crushing the poor plants in the most adorable way.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
What's that? Is it a friend walking by? Do they have chicken? #Beagles #DogsOfBlueSky
A senior beagle and a beagle-Italian greyhound mix cuddling on mama's lap look up at a sound from outside
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This little girl is often known as Our Tiny Little Terror, or Tiny Terror, for making sounds and smells that can be categorized as war crimes.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
And this little guy is often known as Doctor Winston, for his ability to do everything he can to make his mama feel better. And Mama's Perfect Little Angel Who Is Brilliant and Can Do No Wrong. It's not cutesy or catchy, but it's at least accurate.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This boy is often called Sir Sploots A-Lot for his exceptional splooting, or Robert Bork, because he borks a lot and can be a dick (to everyone except mama)
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Harper is definitely a Loops N Poops.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I saw the limited run of #Parade 2 years ago, and have been eagerly awaiting the tour since I walked out of the theatre. It's been one of my favorite musicals for a long time, and this production is so well-done and so impactful that I have to give the highest praise: Hal Prince would be proud.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Mr. Bright Eyes gets whatever he wants <3 #beagles #DogsOfBlueSky
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Unboxed #Beagles #dogsOfBlueSky
A box is sitting on its side, and a beagle emerges
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Winston from when he was just a #beagle puppy and we were still moving in to the new house #beagles #DogsOfBlueSky
Beagle puppy on a round doughnut bed looking up from his toy rope.
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
During one of last years' vet visits, this #beagle had to be banished to the car while his papa paid the bill because he was being too noisy #beagles #DogsOfBlueSky
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Pic from 2024. Right now Mr. Winston is nervous because the toys are getting baths, and the squeaks sound too much like beeps (which he's become scared of the last couple of years)
Beautiful beagle boy poses on couch with his front legs crossed
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Comfy #beagle #beagles #DogsOfBlueSky
Beagle curled up on couch, face propped up on throw pillow and blanketBeagle curled up on couch, face propped up on throw pillow and blanket
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Dr. Winston always knows how to make mama feel better #beagle #dogsOfBlueSky #beagles
Goofy lady snuggling on the couch with a blanket holding a tablet, staring at a beautiful beagle snuggled up to her
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
From ~9 years ago. This #beagle boy is just so sensitive and sweet, it never fails to make me melt #beagles #DogsOfBlueSky
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Love pentas. They always look so sad when I overwinter them, but dang to they bounce back quickly when summer comes #gardening #flowers
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Rough evening for this sweet boy. He had a seizure after dinner and one of his legs stopped working. To make matters worse, he's peed and pooed himself as a result and has had to have TWO baths. #Beagles #DogsOfBlueSky
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Majestic and elegant as always #beagles #DogsOfBlueSky
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I'm feeling a lot of this right now
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
He just looks so sweet and innocent when sleeping. You look at this sleeping beagle and think, 'he's never brought a dead bird in the house. And certainly doesn't sass his papa, and would certainly never think to jump on the dining room table and steal cookies and candy. #beagles #dogsofBluesky
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
#Beagles papa leg snuggle montage #DogsofBlueSky
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
These #beagles always know how to make mama feel like the luckiest mama who ever mama-ed. #DogsOfBlueSky
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bematthe @bematthe.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Best buddies #beagles #DogsofBlueSky
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