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@belo.bsky.social
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scrampled egg for brain my paws are soft soon to have 10000 followrs

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belo @belo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
never eating cucumber as a child and now i realize im stuck not liking cucumber forever because my brain is tough like a wall
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i wish i could be productive while im sleeping, i lose soo much time, they should make like a thing you plug into and can do work while you are asleep in your dreams
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@borbware.itch.io
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
youtube rewind was the only thing holding the world together its been disaster after disaster ever since
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my idle animation is eating food see thats the problem
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
its cool that i always have the option of ruining the rest of my day easily available in the form of: taking a nap
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
you can literally turn any word into an insult if you just add "-head" to the end of it, literaly try it, any word
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Landlord" is such a stupid term, your "land" is 3 rooms in a falling apart building and youre not a "lord" all you do is eat money and tell the college students in the apartment to smoke less weed
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"be there or be square" is kinda homophobic towards steve from minecraft
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Cobblestone labubu
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
brand new update: we now eat it out of a big pan instead, now we call it Big Wok
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i am a machine that turns soda into drinked soda
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i actually relate to bees a lot because when someone annoys me i also want to stab them with a spike and die
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
me while thinking really hard: "canadian comedian in the caribbean, carry a bee on a carabiner, corinthian chameleon in the pavilion, for the civilians"
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
delete everything on your phone, install minecraft pocket edition, dig until you have 1000 diamonds, come back, you are now cured
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
me eating pork sandwich: shakespeare was right. ham is lit
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
In future, michelin restaurants wont even serve food anymore, they will serve you concepts and ideas
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
me and my friends get together on the weekends to eat colored goop from a trough... we call it, Friendslop
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
my first book in book club: house of leafs
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
never mind
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
infinite bubble wrap
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
enter my mind orb
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I LOVE READING I WILL JOIN 🅱️🅾️🆗️ 🆑️🆙️
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I miss hawk tuah
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
what doesnt kill you will try to kill you again most likely
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
me eating pork sandwich: shakespeare was right. ham is lit
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
biscuitball 🍪🏀
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'd prefer if the effects aren't mind-boggling, I don't want my mind boggled
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
fool me once, why. Fool me twice dude stop, stop doing that why
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
this is my first cum type joke
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
music: plays audiophiles: ohmy god im so close
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
the sad reality of today is... no youth is pressing the "Go Live" button, they rather on they phone than go out and live and breath air
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
the costco guys were definitely lacing the chicken bake with sedatives so that the rizzler would cooperate
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
tree bark which mean it's doggy i scritch scritch scritch it
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
went to the discord headquarters today and just started pulling out wires everywhere
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
She is pink because she is full of kindness
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I tried emulating mother 3 and they fucking turned my dog into an amiibo 😭
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
scientists predict we will run out off natural sources of Belo posts in 25 years
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I came up with a new variant on a classic game: rock paper scissors kill
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
me drinking the bubble blower liquid: "poution"
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
ok so apparently, it's spelled lip BALM, really couldve clarified that earlier. My mouth is exploded now
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
martin scorsese wouldn't be such a grump if he watched the amazing digital circus finale in theaters
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
that day after your sickness is gone and you eat everything you can find around you and more and youre still hungry
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
the strongest pancakes are often slathered in syrup
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
posting this while on my 3rd monster energy drink of the day #TheBeastNeverSleeps
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
They called it Cookies,even thgough you fucking bake them, should be called Bakies god fucking damnit. Im crying now, tuesday can go to hell
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
fool me once, why. Fool me twice dude stop, stop doing that why
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belo @belo.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
bubble blowie gun to my head i wouldn't give up my stuffed toyos
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