belo @belo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026never eating cucumber as a child and now i realize im stuck not liking cucumber forever because my brain is tough like a wall 030
belo @belo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i wish i could be productive while im sleeping, i lose soo much time, they should make like a thing you plug into and can do work while you are asleep in your dreams 021
belo @belo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026youtube rewind was the only thing holding the world together its been disaster after disaster ever since 031
belo @belo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026its cool that i always have the option of ruining the rest of my day easily available in the form of: taking a nap 050
belo @belo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026you can literally turn any word into an insult if you just add "-head" to the end of it, literaly try it, any word 130
belo @belo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"Landlord" is such a stupid term, your "land" is 3 rooms in a falling apart building and youre not a "lord" all you do is eat money and tell the college students in the apartment to smoke less weed 092
belo @belo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"be there or be square" is kinda homophobic towards steve from minecraft 160
belo @belo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026brand new update: we now eat it out of a big pan instead, now we call it Big Wok 043
belo @belo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i actually relate to bees a lot because when someone annoys me i also want to stab them with a spike and die 132
belo @belo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026me while thinking really hard: "canadian comedian in the caribbean, carry a bee on a carabiner, corinthian chameleon in the pavilion, for the civilians" 062
Reposted by belobelo @belo.bsky.social · 01/09/2025delete everything on your phone, install minecraft pocket edition, dig until you have 1000 diamonds, come back, you are now cured 022
Reposted by belobelo @belo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026me eating pork sandwich: shakespeare was right. ham is lit 022
belo @belo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026In future, michelin restaurants wont even serve food anymore, they will serve you concepts and ideas 152
belo @belo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026me and my friends get together on the weekends to eat colored goop from a trough... we call it, Friendslop 021
belo @belo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I'd prefer if the effects aren't mind-boggling, I don't want my mind boggled 074
Reposted by belobelo @belo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026fool me once, why. Fool me twice dude stop, stop doing that why 151
belo @belo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026the sad reality of today is... no youth is pressing the "Go Live" button, they rather on they phone than go out and live and breath air 073
Reposted by belobelo @belo.bsky.social · 01/09/2025the costco guys were definitely lacing the chicken bake with sedatives so that the rizzler would cooperate 075
Reposted by belobelo @belo.bsky.social · 08/05/2025tree bark which mean it's doggy i scritch scritch scritch it 053
belo @belo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026went to the discord headquarters today and just started pulling out wires everywhere 041
belo @belo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I tried emulating mother 3 and they fucking turned my dog into an amiibo 😭 011
belo @belo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026scientists predict we will run out off natural sources of Belo posts in 25 years 052
belo @belo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I came up with a new variant on a classic game: rock paper scissors kill 0112
belo @belo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026ok so apparently, it's spelled lip BALM, really couldve clarified that earlier. My mouth is exploded now 032
belo @belo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026martin scorsese wouldn't be such a grump if he watched the amazing digital circus finale in theaters 020
belo @belo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026that day after your sickness is gone and you eat everything you can find around you and more and youre still hungry 041
belo @belo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026posting this while on my 3rd monster energy drink of the day #TheBeastNeverSleeps 062
belo @belo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026They called it Cookies,even thgough you fucking bake them, should be called Bakies god fucking damnit. Im crying now, tuesday can go to hell 084
belo @belo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026fool me once, why. Fool me twice dude stop, stop doing that why 151
Reposted by belobelo @belo.bsky.social · 27/03/2025bubble blowie gun to my head i wouldn't give up my stuffed toyos 176