magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026on the train. doors close. pigeon is on the train. conductor eyeballs pigeon. ‘no fare, no ride’ escorts pigeon off the train. small children are absolutely delighted. as am i. 0142
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026emergency safety pins are not working either! i loved these pants! oh well. guess they weren’t designed for my thighs after all 😂 100
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i am in the middle of town, at the office, & my fucking jeans zip has broken. i hate every decision i’ve made today, & reasonable so since they med me to this predicament. i wish someone would just end me. 110
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026tbf that’s actually correct & then you can lick the mirror without having to think too hard about 010
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026absolutely not. i’m devastated to hear that as an option. you go trade the five for a twenty & hand a line over. that’s the way of the world. 100
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the twenty is an old school classic, it’s like living the vintage life but now 000
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026no!!! that’s too much!!! included the fiddy for more!!! 100
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i don’t know… you can spray that down with sanitiser first… 120
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026me too! but i know that this particular platform has been designed to make people enter their own details without an autofill ability. & i don’t even care about the postcode, i basically have the entire country memorialised anyway! but the extra clicks to deal with tidy? ending me. 000
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this is nz specific. i truely don’t care about any other countries because they aren’t my problem. 151
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026things about my job that i consider to be extremely obvious but apparently people do not understand: the region that you live in is absolutely not the suburb that you live in. like, ever. the city might be but trust me on the suburb thing. please. just leave the region part empty, no harm, no foul. 230
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026so i lay down & cried, tears falling in what felt like forever, & for so long i could feel the fresh ones skirting the edges of the dried tracks from the earliest ones. the exhausting experience of feeling too much would drag me under soon i knew but waiting for the pull of sleep is always torturous 040
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026please enjoy this picture of a freshly hatched pūriri moth, drying itself on a tree in my garden. 062
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comCourtney Love Hole SmokingAlt: Courtney Love, lead singer of Hole, smoking, with a ‘go absolutely fuck yourself’ look on her face. 010
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026me, when i throw my toys & then get what i want:static.klipy.coma woman is saying “i don’t want it anymore”Alt: a woman is saying “i don’t want it anymore” 121
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it’s a spiritual experience & i will fight anyone over that 020
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026if my fare includes taking me to my door, don’t try to drop me off on the street. that’s how you get no rating & no tip. & no. idgaf. it’s enough that i don’t give you a shit rating. you should be grateful for that alone. 010
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026today i found a kererū feather, got told i was cool af, & then had someone say i give the best hugs. you can’t tell me shit. 050
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 14/09/2026tonight i will be going out for dinner, shopping, & dancing. i’m actually beside myself with excitement. as in, there is so much excitement it need two of me to almost contain it. 060
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026dylan’s response made me literally laugh irl at the pub & i have no regrets 020
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026we don’t tolerate your zionist bullshit in this bar & all your fascist stickers will be removed immediately while we make eye contact with you. you aren’t welcome here Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the ri 030
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 04/08/2026well then. it’s snowing. we have snow flurries. it’s wellington. wtf is even happening. 020
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 03/08/2026this is the greatest bagel i have eaten in my life but also i hate bagels so the bar is pretty damn low. 010
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 01/08/2026made a bathroom bestie because i told her she was gorgeous in her entire vibe & she told me i was gorgeous in my entire vibe & yes we hugged goddess i love a drunk set of interaction in a pub loo with a stranger 081
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026youtu.be/BI6hKm8l1tgyoutu.beGeraldine Hickey - 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival GalaYouTube video by TheMelbComedyFest 000
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026fried chicken is the g.o.a.t this is not a discussion 000
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026damn auckland, you so toasty warm. your airport sucks but your vibe is correct. 110
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 29/07/2026me, to my girl: i’m so nervous it’s wild her, to me: YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ENTER A ROOM 030
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026few things in the world of business are grander than having a boss that trusts & respects you. 010
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026every time i catch an ootd from you it makes me a little bit happier because, well, look at you! thank you for everything you post. 💛 110
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026i don’t know whomst you refer to but i do know that you brought joy to her life & on behalf of simply being a human, thank you for that. be extra kind to yourself today. 🖤 020
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026didn’t really think the movie would be engaging enough for 3 hours but i was pleasantly surprised & i enjoyed it immensely. 010
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 26/07/2026it’s icy & chilly which isn’t actually a bother to me at all but the train being cancelled, having to get a bus replacement that’s full before i even get on it, yet still continues to rightfully pick up people until it gets its 45 seated 35 standing capacity is absolutely wild af, happy monday to me 100
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026i love you right back! 💞💞💞 thank you for all the advocating you do for everyone that fits into marginalised. (as much as i hate using that word.) 010
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026it absolutely is a choice to exclude people. & as a person that is frequently excluded, i fucking hate this world, & i am forever grateful to people that recognise the difficulty & advocate for inclusion. thank you. 120
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026this has made me visualise a guy cutting his hand off & passing it over & now i’ve got a cross in my back & a severed hand in my hand & my meds are still so far away! 010
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026this is the most relatable thing i will see all year i reckon. 110
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 23/07/2026at least the constant stopping involved none of the tunnels so i never lost my scroll! also, bonus that i don’t work under sla’s & my team understand life happens. 100
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 23/07/2026tryna go to work for half a day but looks like i’ll be spending half a day on this train going literally nowhere. cool story. glad it’s friday & i genuinely don’t care. 110
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026that moment when a woman walks out of a unisex bathroom at the pub & says to you “mind the piss covered floor” & you’ve made a friend for life. 000
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026baubles of power has me literally drooling a little bit of my drink at the bar like an infant thank you for this gift even tho i’m also very sad about it 010
magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026genuinely cannot believe that mf has been in parliament since the year i was born. how is this country so absolutely stupid. it’s not even a brief oops. it’s just barefaced selfishness or wanton idiocracy which is worse, quite frankly. 110