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magical fox

@bellofthebird.bsky.social
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a storm in the form of a girl in a cauldron of crime & stirring it daily. i don’t want to eat the crusts, they’re gross. making record time.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
on the train. doors close. pigeon is on the train. conductor eyeballs pigeon. ‘no fare, no ride’ escorts pigeon off the train. small children are absolutely delighted. as am i.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
emergency safety pins are not working either! i loved these pants! oh well. guess they weren’t designed for my thighs after all 😂
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i am in the middle of town, at the office, & my fucking jeans zip has broken. i hate every decision i’ve made today, & reasonable so since they med me to this predicament. i wish someone would just end me.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tbf that’s actually correct & then you can lick the mirror without having to think too hard about
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
absolutely not. i’m devastated to hear that as an option. you go trade the five for a twenty & hand a line over. that’s the way of the world.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the twenty is an old school classic, it’s like living the vintage life but now
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no!!! that’s too much!!! included the fiddy for more!!!
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i don’t know… you can spray that down with sanitiser first…
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me too! but i know that this particular platform has been designed to make people enter their own details without an autofill ability. & i don’t even care about the postcode, i basically have the entire country memorialised anyway! but the extra clicks to deal with tidy? ending me.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
women are my weakness
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is nz specific. i truely don’t care about any other countries because they aren’t my problem.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
things about my job that i consider to be extremely obvious but apparently people do not understand: the region that you live in is absolutely not the suburb that you live in. like, ever. the city might be but trust me on the suburb thing. please. just leave the region part empty, no harm, no foul.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so i lay down & cried, tears falling in what felt like forever, & for so long i could feel the fresh ones skirting the edges of the dried tracks from the earliest ones. the exhausting experience of feeling too much would drag me under soon i knew but waiting for the pull of sleep is always torturous
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
please enjoy this picture of a freshly hatched pūriri moth, drying itself on a tree in my garden.
a pūriri moth, freshly hatched, with limp wings and all, resting on a tree trunk in my back garden.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Courtney Love Hole Smoking
Alt: Courtney Love, lead singer of Hole, smoking, with a ‘go absolutely fuck yourself’ look on her face.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me, when i throw my toys & then get what i want:
static.klipy.com
a woman is saying “i don’t want it anymore”
Alt: a woman is saying “i don’t want it anymore”
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it’s a spiritual experience & i will fight anyone over that
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if my fare includes taking me to my door, don’t try to drop me off on the street. that’s how you get no rating & no tip. & no. idgaf. it’s enough that i don’t give you a shit rating. you should be grateful for that alone.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
me & my work bestie being like
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
today i found a kererū feather, got told i was cool af, & then had someone say i give the best hugs. you can’t tell me shit.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
tonight i will be going out for dinner, shopping, & dancing. i’m actually beside myself with excitement. as in, there is so much excitement it need two of me to almost contain it.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
dylan’s response made me literally laugh irl at the pub & i have no regrets
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
we don’t tolerate your zionist bullshit in this bar & all your fascist stickers will be removed immediately while we make eye contact with you. you aren’t welcome here Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the ri
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
well then. it’s snowing. we have snow flurries. it’s wellington. wtf is even happening.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this is the greatest bagel i have eaten in my life but also i hate bagels so the bar is pretty damn low.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
made a bathroom bestie because i told her she was gorgeous in her entire vibe & she told me i was gorgeous in my entire vibe & yes we hugged goddess i love a drunk set of interaction in a pub loo with a stranger
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
wellington? coz if so, i’m already there.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
youtu.be/BI6hKm8l1tg
youtu.be
Geraldine Hickey - 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala
YouTube video by TheMelbComedyFest
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
fried chicken is the g.o.a.t this is not a discussion
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
damn auckland, you so toasty warm. your airport sucks but your vibe is correct.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
GONNA GO GET A PIC WITH IT THIS WEEKEND FR
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
me, to my girl: i’m so nervous it’s wild her, to me: YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ENTER A ROOM
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
few things in the world of business are grander than having a boss that trusts & respects you.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
every time i catch an ootd from you it makes me a little bit happier because, well, look at you! thank you for everything you post. 💛
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i don’t know whomst you refer to but i do know that you brought joy to her life & on behalf of simply being a human, thank you for that. be extra kind to yourself today. 🖤
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
didn’t really think the movie would be engaging enough for 3 hours but i was pleasantly surprised & i enjoyed it immensely.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
it’s icy & chilly which isn’t actually a bother to me at all but the train being cancelled, having to get a bus replacement that’s full before i even get on it, yet still continues to rightfully pick up people until it gets its 45 seated 35 standing capacity is absolutely wild af, happy monday to me
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i love you right back! 💞💞💞 thank you for all the advocating you do for everyone that fits into marginalised. (as much as i hate using that word.)
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
it absolutely is a choice to exclude people. & as a person that is frequently excluded, i fucking hate this world, & i am forever grateful to people that recognise the difficulty & advocate for inclusion. thank you.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
painfully correct in this statement 😭
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
this has made me visualise a guy cutting his hand off & passing it over & now i’ve got a cross in my back & a severed hand in my hand & my meds are still so far away!
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
& other conversations i have with my kids…
an excerpt from a text thread between me & my son.

my son: Back in my day we had to walk uphill bothways in snow and on hot coals in the rain just to get our meds
You kids are so spoiled

my response: back in my day we had to carry a cross on our back & wear a crown of thorns during a monsoon to get our meds. honestly tho? it was worth the three day nap we got afterwards...
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
furious i know who he is now.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
this is the most relatable thing i will see all year i reckon.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
at least the constant stopping involved none of the tunnels so i never lost my scroll! also, bonus that i don’t work under sla’s & my team understand life happens.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
tryna go to work for half a day but looks like i’ll be spending half a day on this train going literally nowhere. cool story. glad it’s friday & i genuinely don’t care.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
that moment when a woman walks out of a unisex bathroom at the pub & says to you “mind the piss covered floor” & you’ve made a friend for life.
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
baubles of power has me literally drooling a little bit of my drink at the bar like an infant thank you for this gift even tho i’m also very sad about it
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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
genuinely cannot believe that mf has been in parliament since the year i was born. how is this country so absolutely stupid. it’s not even a brief oops. it’s just barefaced selfishness or wanton idiocracy which is worse, quite frankly.
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