iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 12h

i’ve decided i don’t actually know which of these two things is the worst. men that just straight up ogle, full creep style or women that sneer from the time they see me until they finally get past me it’s a hard 50/50 with fuck off & fuck you in that order

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

on the train. doors close. pigeon is on the train. conductor eyeballs pigeon. ‘no fare, no ride’ escorts pigeon off the train. small children are absolutely delighted. as am i.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i am in the middle of town, at the office, & my fucking jeans zip has broken. i hate every decision i’ve made today, & reasonable so since they med me to this predicament. i wish someone would just end me.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

things about my job that i consider to be extremely obvious but apparently people do not understand: the region that you live in is absolutely not the suburb that you live in. like, ever. the city might be but trust me on the suburb thing. please. just leave the region part empty, no harm, no foul.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

so i lay down & cried, tears falling in what felt like forever, & for so long i could feel the fresh ones skirting the edges of the dried tracks from the earliest ones. the exhausting experience of feeling too much would drag me under soon i knew but waiting for the pull of sleep is always torturous

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

please enjoy this picture of a freshly hatched pūriri moth, drying itself on a tree in my garden.

a pūriri moth, freshly hatched, with limp wings and all, resting on a tree trunk in my back garden.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

if my fare includes taking me to my door, don’t try to drop me off on the street. that’s how you get no rating & no tip. & no. idgaf. it’s enough that i don’t give you a shit rating. you should be grateful for that alone.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

me & my work bestie being like

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

today i found a kererū feather, got told i was cool af, & then had someone say i give the best hugs. you can’t tell me shit.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

tonight i will be going out for dinner, shopping, & dancing. i’m actually beside myself with excitement. as in, there is so much excitement it need two of me to almost contain it.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

we don’t tolerate your zionist bullshit in this bar & all your fascist stickers will be removed immediately while we make eye contact with you. you aren’t welcome here Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the ri

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

well then. it’s snowing. we have snow flurries. it’s wellington. wtf is even happening.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

this is the greatest bagel i have eaten in my life but also i hate bagels so the bar is pretty damn low.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

made a bathroom bestie because i told her she was gorgeous in her entire vibe & she told me i was gorgeous in my entire vibe & yes we hugged goddess i love a drunk set of interaction in a pub loo with a stranger

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

fried chicken is the g.o.a.t this is not a discussion

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

damn auckland, you so toasty warm. your airport sucks but your vibe is correct.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

me, to my girl: i’m so nervous it’s wild her, to me: YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ENTER A ROOM

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

few things in the world of business are grander than having a boss that trusts & respects you.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

didn’t really think the movie would be engaging enough for 3 hours but i was pleasantly surprised & i enjoyed it immensely.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

it’s icy & chilly which isn’t actually a bother to me at all but the train being cancelled, having to get a bus replacement that’s full before i even get on it, yet still continues to rightfully pick up people until it gets its 45 seated 35 standing capacity is absolutely wild af, happy monday to me

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

& other conversations i have with my kids…

an excerpt from a text thread between me & my son.

my son: Back in my day we had to walk uphill bothways in snow and on hot coals in the rain just to get our meds
You kids are so spoiled

my response: back in my day we had to carry a cross on our back & wear a crown of thorns during a monsoon to get our meds. honestly tho? it was worth the three day nap we got afterwards...

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

tryna go to work for half a day but looks like i’ll be spending half a day on this train going literally nowhere. cool story. glad it’s friday & i genuinely don’t care.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

that moment when a woman walks out of a unisex bathroom at the pub & says to you “mind the piss covered floor” & you’ve made a friend for life.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

also, shout out to rob, who will shortly learn that in any given situation, if you have the opportunity to ask me or sam, you will never choose me as the safe option.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

ktg but not about the youtube but about that politician we all wish would be ejected from parliament 40 fucking years ago. think about what we could look like if he’d been abolished.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

i am extremely concerned about this bird flu hitting our endemic species. as well as our natives. so, since they’re now under a threat we have essentially no control over, i’d like to take a moment to remind you that saving hedgehogs is akin to releasing a cat into the bush.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

it’s been two stops & i hate this bus as much as i forgot i did. how bad do i want these fucking meds is a very pertinent question rn.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

auckland i will see you in a fortnight. please organise me some pleasant weather & a delay free landing. i’ll organise wellington staying on track for my departure, that’s my responsibility. thank you in advance.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

starting a new job in a new location in an industry you’ve never even worked on the edges of is absolutely overwhelming. it’s a miracle that i’m still functioning & that i’ve only been sick once.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

tuesday morning & i walk into the office to make a cup of refreshing tea & fuck me who put phil collins on i’m outraged

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

in an absolute admittance of throwing all things aside that i believe in, i now own yoga pants. please. why. end me.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

thanks memories for reminding me that 14 years ago i was training in high heels for burlesque. it’s wild to me to think about the trajectory of my life & how i ended up where i am compared to where people tried to lead me

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

really wish i knew why someone was damning bay leaves in my messages

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

y’all. it’s cold here. windy, rainy, stormy, dark, miserable. & this office is frigid. why isn’t it home time already 😭😭😭

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

just explained the ‘birkenhead drill’ & wow. men are not ok with a woman knowing & understanding history, also, as an aside. fuck men & their egocentric bullshit.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

apparently my sample size of 5 personal interactions does not meet the scientific requirements for an accurate test pool & i’m offended but i can also honestly say that devastating revelation aside there’s a new space in my life for a person named andy so applications can be be submitted from now

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

so far they’ve supplied my “I’M NOT SICK” bitchy sick self with appropriate meds, picked up surprise cake that i was literally thinking about, & is now bringing home surprise comfort fast food. pretty spoilt for a girl that yelled at them yesterday after i asked for the help. i am a bad patient.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

shook my hair out of its plaits & watched every man blink twice at me

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

daith piercing. coz i deserve it.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

i made myself a ‘compliment sandwich’ of a week, in a manner of speaking. started with a self indulgent beautician appointment. forced myself to a fucking doctorb appointment & refused to cry about it. wrapping up with the hairdressers today. tomorrow is for admiring myself & feeling pretty.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

bro just walked out of the toilets & looked me straight in the eyes & said “left the seat down because i have manners” & i immediately started laughing while thanking him. the point of this is, as long as the seat is down, who tf actually cares who was in there before you. fucken losers, that’s who.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

if you ask me which direction north is i will without fail immediately point directly in front of me because how the fuck would i know. i can barely negotiate my way thru a doorway i’ve been using my entire life. i cant help you get around the corner.

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magical fox @bellofthebird.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

yes, i am aware that you live on the other side of the world but i’m still inviting you to my party. who knows wtf could happen between now & then. seriously. i mean, seriously.

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