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Creese Befunkin

@befunkin.bsky.social
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Meta refugee, meat popsicle, sourdough Alaskan, scallywag, Groucho Marxist, works at Lost & Found Department at the Ministry of Object Permanence

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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 18h
The right-wing nut-job hysteria over transgendered folks is a distraction from the horrendous policies of republicans.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely so ! Alito has been making noises about retiring so it’s absolutely critical to retake the Senate next month.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why are we going to war with Iran over enriched uranium?? The nuclear core / trigger of EVERY nuclear weapon in the U.S. arsenal is plutonium-239 not enriched uranium. Concerns over Iran’s uranium enrichment is a red herring. Something isn’t right here. ubere.substack.com/p/why-the-fo...
ubere.substack.com
Why the Focus on Iran’s Highly Enriched Uranium?
I have a bachelor’s degree in physics.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A century and a quarter ago there was discussion of regulating the size of hatpins rather than the behavior of men. We’ve not progressed much have we … www.kqed.org/arts/1398278...
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not so much dumb as utterly submissive. Conservatives are reflexively submissive to anyone in “authority” - it’s 50 Shades of MAGA open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
open.substack.com
50 Shades of MAGA
CONTENT ADVISORY: This is not for the faint of heart and will touch on some topics that maybe repugnant to some. Be warned but I believe it’s worth it.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To be clear, this is a reenactment as cameras are not allowed in immigration court. It’s not difficult to understand why this cesspool of an administration doesn’t want cameras documenting their human trafficking. www.unaccompaniedchildren.org
unaccompaniedchildren.org
UNACCOMPANIED
In February 2025 President Trump cut o@ all funding for legal aid to approximately 26,000 unaccompanied immigrant children. To remain in the U.S., children – some as young as toddlers – must appear in...
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Senator Asskisser Blackburn will in the not too distant future be utterly embarrassed with how hard she’s licking our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT’s boots.
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Angela Rummans: The Ass Kissing Is Crazy (BB20)
ALT: Angela Rummans: The Ass Kissing Is Crazy (BB20)
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@briantylercohen.bsky.social Smells to me like a link between a republican senator getting reelected by getting an uneconomic project financed and building U.S. warships overseas in that very same country.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well isn’t that an interesting coincidence 🤨 An uneconomic gas pipeline perhaps being financed by a country in competition for building some U.S. warships to help a republican senator get reelected… ubere.substack.com/p/alaska-lng...
ubere.substack.com
Alaska LNG Pipeline, U.S. Navy Frigates and Alaska’s Republican Junior Senator’s Reelection
Well isn’t this an interesting coincidence … 🤨
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never be afraid to make some noise. And help with someone’s predicament, even if it’s only stand guard to protect their back.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or were these blokes looking for places to steal diesel fuel ?? That kinda explains why they were released.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again, why are we going to war with Iran over enriched uranium?? The fission core (the nuclear trigger) of EVERY nuclear weapon in the U.S. arsenal is plutonium-239 not uranium-235. Concerns over Iran’s uranium enrichment is a red herring. Something isn’t right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...
substack.com
Why the Focus on Iran’s Highly Enriched Uranium?
I have a bachelor’s degree in physics.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s the question here: why are we going to war over enriched uranium?? The fission core (the nuclear trigger) of EVERY nuclear weapon in the U.S. arsenal is plutonium-239 not uranium-235. Something isn’t adding up here. substack.com/home/post/p-...
substack.com
Why the Focus on Iran’s Highly Enriched Uranium?
I have a bachelor’s degree in physics.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Agreed!
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ironic that our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT’s illegal war on Iran has driven fuel costs so high it will increase the demand for EVs.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If anyone wonders why you or I are liberal Democrats show them this post. Please copy and share. Via Claudia Powell
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m ok with our Alaska Senator having an angry outburst or two. In fact it’d be fitting for that to happen while serving in the senate seat previously held by the Alaska Senator that wore an Incredible Hulk necktie to celebrate his famous angry outbursts. I’m voting for Mary Peltola.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Real presidents understand the need of the free press.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is part of the reluctance to sedate gynecological patients a result of sexual assault?
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The website says works with chrome on android … but I don’t have anything android to test that.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Simple enough to do: Load coffee & water in coffee machine beforehand. Plug coffee machine into WiFi enabled plug. Set up Siri / Alexa to voice activate WiFi plug named “coffee”.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Repeating as necessary. From an actual American President, not some spraytan imposter.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Whine of Choice for tyrants everywhere.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s the Whine of Choice for tyrants everywhere.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Whine of Choice for tyrants.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Whine of Choice for tyrants.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alas, I’m not sure that’s wise. We need a few inside to track what corrupt deals are being made. To quote what used to be a trusted media outlet: Democracy Dies in the Darkness.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Personally I’d luv to have a website / app / browser plug-in that generates fake identifiers to append to URLs in order to monkeywrench the system 😈
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve very recently been advised of a website that will do this for you. This website also has an Apple Shortcut that’ll put link scrubbers in the Apple Share menu ( the box with an up arrow icon ): linkcleaner.app
linkcleaner.app
Link Cleaner
Link Cleaner is a web app for removing tracking code, search parameters, and other junk from URL links.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A caution about digital hygiene. If you copy and paste links between browsers / applications, the identifiers tacked onto the end of the web address can be used to track you across the net as well as who you exchange web links with … … unless you scrub your web links / URLs of these identifiers.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The midterms are only final when the new congress is fully seated and in office. There is no way our traitorous CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is going to let his next insurrection fail quite so easily. newrepublic.com/article/2151...
newrepublic.com
The Final Battle for America’s Democracy
Forget November 3. It’s January 3 when Donald Trump and his MAGA Republicans might bury our democracy once and for all. Here’s how.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
newrepublic.com/article/2151...
newrepublic.com
The Final Battle for America’s Democracy
Forget November 3. It’s January 3 when Donald Trump and his MAGA Republicans might bury our democracy once and for all. Here’s how.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Final Battle for America’s Democracy By Michael Luttig Judge Luttig served 15 years on the US Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit, 1991-2006. He advised VP Mike Pence that the Constitution required that he & the Joint Congress certify Joe Biden as the 46th President of the US on Jan 6, 2021.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Our situation, in two hard to digest bites.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Our situation, in two chunks.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Having an incompetent FBI director is probably a good thing right now. It’d be worse if we had some nazi zealot thats relentlessly attacking people - imagine Steven Miller as FBI director…
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For Alaskans. Alaska can do SO MUCH BETTER than DoormatDan, elect Mary Peltola as Alaska’s next senator!
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT fancies he can control the public narrative. He is trying to keep us all in a state of perpetual outrage, reacting to the latest temper tantrum rather than taking steps to defeat every republican that supports him. Please do not let your outrage overcome your actions.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Other presidents agree! Only the child rapist abomination of a president says otherwise so explicitly.
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