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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

(but all seriousness, yay GPH, hope the hunt runs smoothly!)

alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I want you to know the sigh from the psychic damage I took when this popped up and, I want to make this perfectly clear, am also about to be hit by a hurricane, and /that's/ what made me get a headache

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think I'm kinda cute and I've been forged through the fires of hell and can hold fast against whatever the world throws at me

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every time I keep hoping for my brain to muster up something beyond "gosh" and each time it's just nope, file not found which to be clear is to say: oh my gosh. oh my gossh??

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sending pleasant thoughts your way, 🫂 also trying to send dopamine as well, but then it just becomes dopayours in the conceptual space instead

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my boss is fine, but my boss^2 has repeatedly gone on and on about "if you don't understand [part of procedure] or [document type] use copilot :)" why?? why aren't descriptions of documents in our own procedures??

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

cow on a hot tin hoof but also, a lot of the buckets really do??

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

maybe I'll wait for it to get nice and dark and find a spot somewhere for the stars? felt an urge to get back into astronomy, one of my other loves alongside history. but people would be nice.

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

restless. the urge to go out and do something, but hell if I know what don't think a bar is a fit for me (even though it seemed lovely) as a going out alone thing for me

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

a friend was a little under the weather, and she was teasingly playing it up and told me her lungs were revolting I told her that was very rude to her lungs and that maybe positive reinforcement would be a breath of fresh air love the groan of a well landed pun, even if it's a bit hack-y

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

imagine, more than 300 characters, and all of them lesbians.....

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

butter. Because the lobster because buttery, you see. wait, what do you MEAN some puns work better verbally instead of text. the fuck. this is a scam, captain,

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

knives *are* sharp and pretty, so it's be fitting - or did you mean buy - commerce is the act of trading goods and services for (1/63)

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

milestone reached: first time being transphobia'd at, bluh. wishing the couple of Good Ole Boy types talking loud enough I could hear them halfway across Goodwill a kindly fuck off

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

buying this was an experience because I think they meant well and were very kind but the person at the store helping kept switching between "for her" and "for you" while discussing sizing anyway, hi world

alissa in a red bralette, curly hair visible just at the top of frame

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

to be loved is to be changed what then does it mean for love when one is changed or changing? this is probably not the best train of thought to be going down before work on Monday morning, but the brain sure has bought a ticket on the fretting express

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Love the pumpkin toadlet. They're so tiny and cute and colorful. And while they can jump very high, they are spectacularly awful at it because they're missing bits to balance them properly. They might hurtle wildly, but by goodness do they make it, and I love that so much.

a picture of the pumpkin toadlet attempting to jump and careening through the air

a pumpkin toadlet next to the head of a pencil for size. it is very tiny.

four pictures of the pumpkin toadlet. one next to a coin for size. two of it just chilling and looking bright orange. the fourth with it mid croak.

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

woke up crying with a yearning I can't explain. or maybe I'm too afraid to name it. ugh.

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I would like to prescribe to your new religion

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Happy with how the first ever visit to a salon/first real hair visit went, my stylist was so nice!

alissa standing in the spot between kitchen and living room in a gray floral top, smiling at the camera

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Slate Onyx, with a respectful amount of Obsidian. . (please kindly ignore the blood red dripping in a classic cartoon fashion beneath the hastily shut and bolted closet door, thank you,)

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"lot less hot" wrong~ ❤️ this, in fact, fucking rules

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"and feel free little lamb" yay! yippee! ❤️

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

okay after a successful day, and from the earlier comment - next goal, figure out what to do *with* the hair. there's a nice place in town that's pretty welcoming apparently? some sort of styling. we'll see.

Alissa in a floral top, giving a peace sign with nails painted blue.

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Any honor of the kill becoming that of maintaining hearth and home. Hands and face painted not with the blood of her enemies, but of a feminine touch. And we can melt the head of that axe down, use the metal for a bit of corsetry, a bit of jewellery...

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

my hair is now definitely the longest it's ever been, which is neat and I hope it continues; but good lord has it also come with a yearning to have not merely fingers running through it, but a tight grip putting me either on tiptoes or down on my knees, wherever I belong in the moment.

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

hhhh, reading through all of that on my lunch break at work, I make Good Decisions 🙂‍↕️ fantastic stuff.

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Was doing an inventory of my slowly growing closet and leaned forward in something and to take a second at noticing something in the camera they're small and still early but they're mine, dammit

alissa in a blue and teal and white and green floral dress standing in the spot between living room and kitchen

alissa in the same dress leaning forward,

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

no, no, I think it helped very mu-- wait, what was the goal again?

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

🎂 36 today. here's to another year, and to my first full year as me. i am afraid that the "another year wiser" part is untrue however as the puns will only continue and get worse in quality over time.

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

💚 even if it didn't work out exactly how I hoped, I am still considering this a Mission Successfully Failed!

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

well, good to know - no problem dressing up and going out to a local queer bar, -- however, *going to a bar* for *literally the first time ever* -- "it's loud there's too many people wait what do I do here ?????" - ah, general anxiety/panic attacks, welcome back, welcome back

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