Reposted by alissÀ la carteFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.” 337381
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026restless. the urge to go out and do something, but hell if I know what don't think a bar is a fit for me (even though it seemed lovely) as a going out alone thing for me 120
Reposted by alissÀ la carteBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10381622840
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026a friend was a little under the weather, and she was teasingly playing it up and told me her lungs were revolting I told her that was very rude to her lungs and that maybe positive reinforcement would be a breath of fresh air love the groan of a well landed pun, even if it's a bit hack-y 020
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026milestone reached: first time being transphobia'd at, bluh. wishing the couple of Good Ole Boy types talking loud enough I could hear them halfway across Goodwill a kindly fuck off 020
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026buying this was an experience because I think they meant well and were very kind but the person at the store helping kept switching between "for her" and "for you" while discussing sizing anyway, hi world 120
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 14/09/2026to be loved is to be changed what then does it mean for love when one is changed or changing? this is probably not the best train of thought to be going down before work on Monday morning, but the brain sure has bought a ticket on the fretting express 110
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026woke up crying with a yearning I can't explain. or maybe I'm too afraid to name it. ugh. 240
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Happy with how the first ever visit to a salon/first real hair visit went, my stylist was so nice! 030
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026okay after a successful day, and from the earlier comment - next goal, figure out what to do *with* the hair. there's a nice place in town that's pretty welcoming apparently? some sort of styling. we'll see. 120
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026my hair is now definitely the longest it's ever been, which is neat and I hope it continues; but good lord has it also come with a yearning to have not merely fingers running through it, but a tight grip putting me either on tiptoes or down on my knees, wherever I belong in the moment. 020
Reposted by alissÀ la carteStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026 812361006
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Was doing an inventory of my slowly growing closet and leaned forward in something and to take a second at noticing something in the camera they're small and still early but they're mine, dammit 131
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 21/08/2026🎂 36 today. here's to another year, and to my first full year as me. i am afraid that the "another year wiser" part is untrue however as the puns will only continue and get worse in quality over time. 010
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 16/08/2026well, good to know - no problem dressing up and going out to a local queer bar, -- however, *going to a bar* for *literally the first time ever* -- "it's loud there's too many people wait what do I do here ?????" - ah, general anxiety/panic attacks, welcome back, welcome back 120
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 14/08/2026pretty sure starting to get recognized in the goodwill means I have to move out of city/state/country/planet either way, the wardrobe experiments and attempts continue 020
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 03/08/2026going from "eh, clothes are functional" to "panic attack looking for women's clothing the 1st time" to "spending an hour in a thrift store and spending thirty bucks which is like the most I've ever spent on clothes" has been wild anyway, all to say: jean top (or jop) felt jute, might jelete later 030
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 26/07/2026huh. really only like, a day and a half left of my first pill bottles. has it really already been three months? gosh, where did the last 90 days go 110
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 01/07/2026trying to figure out the shortest path to get an avalanche of puns to each of you but the process is a little rocky call that the graveling shalesman problem 010
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 21/06/2026one day at a time. much as a wise minifig said once upon a time - you can move a mountain if you move it brick by brick. 030
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 20/06/2026well, after just a couple months, I now own more (non work) clothes than I have in my seventeen years of being an adult, pretty sure 020
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 15/06/2026as i near 2 months on HRT (and a few more months post egg crack) - i find the second biggest change is a mental one. always struggled with the line of Being A Person, and while feeling things yes, not knowing HOW to feel them. it's like. what's a good clunky as hell metaphor... 110
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 12/06/2026i hope this email never finds you that it remains with daemons while you triumph against your own. i hope this email never finds you a prayer for wards against four word forwards: "per my last email." i hope this email never finds you that OOO is the castle of your dreams strong, queenly. 110
alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 10/06/2026god bless the pumpkin toadlet: can't jump a damn because of missing stuff to balance in the inner ears. mood, little guys - i, also, have no sense of balance and have no idea where or how i'm landing in any sense of the word but i'll get thereyoutu.beWhy can't these frogs jump?YouTube video by Florida Museum 020