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@beepbeepthreep.bsky.social
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36 she/her/idiot 🏳️‍⚧️ Frogs are cool. A shambling mess trying to be a person. (......sometimes.) 62.5% puns by volume 🔞 / No minors.

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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey.
alissa in a red flannel top, brown jacket, hair falling heavily over one eye with the selfie taken of her from a high angle
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
restless. the urge to go out and do something, but hell if I know what don't think a bar is a fit for me (even though it seemed lovely) as a going out alone thing for me
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a friend was a little under the weather, and she was teasingly playing it up and told me her lungs were revolting I told her that was very rude to her lungs and that maybe positive reinforcement would be a breath of fresh air love the groan of a well landed pun, even if it's a bit hack-y
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
milestone reached: first time being transphobia'd at, bluh. wishing the couple of Good Ole Boy types talking loud enough I could hear them halfway across Goodwill a kindly fuck off
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
buying this was an experience because I think they meant well and were very kind but the person at the store helping kept switching between "for her" and "for you" while discussing sizing anyway, hi world
alissa in a red bralette, curly hair visible just at the top of frame
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
to be loved is to be changed what then does it mean for love when one is changed or changing? this is probably not the best train of thought to be going down before work on Monday morning, but the brain sure has bought a ticket on the fretting express
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
woke up crying with a yearning I can't explain. or maybe I'm too afraid to name it. ugh.
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy with how the first ever visit to a salon/first real hair visit went, my stylist was so nice!
alissa standing in the spot between kitchen and living room in a gray floral top, smiling at the camera
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
okay after a successful day, and from the earlier comment - next goal, figure out what to do *with* the hair. there's a nice place in town that's pretty welcoming apparently? some sort of styling. we'll see.
Alissa in a floral top, giving a peace sign with nails painted blue.
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
my hair is now definitely the longest it's ever been, which is neat and I hope it continues; but good lord has it also come with a yearning to have not merely fingers running through it, but a tight grip putting me either on tiptoes or down on my knees, wherever I belong in the moment.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026
[A green frog on a black background.]
"YOU WOULD REPOST A FROG"
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Was doing an inventory of my slowly growing closet and leaned forward in something and to take a second at noticing something in the camera they're small and still early but they're mine, dammit
alissa in a blue and teal and white and green floral dress standing in the spot between living room and kitchenalissa in the same dress  leaning forward,
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🎂 36 today. here's to another year, and to my first full year as me. i am afraid that the "another year wiser" part is untrue however as the puns will only continue and get worse in quality over time.
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
well, good to know - no problem dressing up and going out to a local queer bar, -- however, *going to a bar* for *literally the first time ever* -- "it's loud there's too many people wait what do I do here ?????" - ah, general anxiety/panic attacks, welcome back, welcome back
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
pretty sure starting to get recognized in the goodwill means I have to move out of city/state/country/planet either way, the wardrobe experiments and attempts continue
alissa in a button down blue flannel shirt raising a browalissa in a yellow sleeveless floral blousealissa in a black and white dress with a magenta stripe
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
going from "eh, clothes are functional" to "panic attack looking for women's clothing the 1st time" to "spending an hour in a thrift store and spending thirty bucks which is like the most I've ever spent on clothes" has been wild anyway, all to say: jean top (or jop) felt jute, might jelete later
alissa wearing the previously mentioned jean top (or "jop") with a stern expression
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
huh. really only like, a day and a half left of my first pill bottles. has it really already been three months? gosh, where did the last 90 days go
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
trying to figure out the shortest path to get an avalanche of puns to each of you but the process is a little rocky call that the graveling shalesman problem
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
one day at a time. much as a wise minifig said once upon a time - you can move a mountain if you move it brick by brick.
a selfie of the dumb and only beepthreep
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
well, after just a couple months, I now own more (non work) clothes than I have in my seventeen years of being an adult, pretty sure
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
as i near 2 months on HRT (and a few more months post egg crack) - i find the second biggest change is a mental one. always struggled with the line of Being A Person, and while feeling things yes, not knowing HOW to feel them. it's like. what's a good clunky as hell metaphor...
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i hope this email never finds you that it remains with daemons while you triumph against your own. i hope this email never finds you a prayer for wards against four word forwards: "per my last email." i hope this email never finds you that OOO is the castle of your dreams strong, queenly.
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alissÀ la carte @beepbeepthreep.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
god bless the pumpkin toadlet: can't jump a damn because of missing stuff to balance in the inner ears. mood, little guys - i, also, have no sense of balance and have no idea where or how i'm landing in any sense of the word but i'll get there
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Why can't these frogs jump?
YouTube video by Florida Museum
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