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Hollis

@beeheaded.bsky.social
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Stop playing with them, riot.

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ceej @ceej.online · 9h
we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 8h
Exactly.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 8h
😂😂😂
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 8h
Same! Finding a great nail tech is like finding a unicorn. They deserve all the respect.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 14h
I was thinking that too.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 16h
And the blatant misogyny in "shitty cosmetology certificates" fuck that guy.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course you have cool earrings in your pocket!!
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus Christ.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are his legs broken?!
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was a great watch, but I have so many questions too! Like, there has to be more to the story of why the couple won't associate with her anymore.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's not my favorite, but I love when she does stuff like this. And of course she was going to know the right name of the team.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More like super stupid.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had no idea this even existed! You are obviously doing better PR than Netflix.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some people just think guys like this are smart because they have tons of money. That usually means the opposite is true.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Icon behavior. 😍
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brutal, but not wrong.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really like White Lotus, but it is way too high up on this list. And Chapelle Show is way too far down.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He is sick.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think we all want him to whisper "I am the mayor" to us.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mamdani is all of us. 🫠
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My biggest hope is that someday, maybe 20 years from now, she is watching Silence of the Lambs and when it gets to this scene, she flashes back to me saying this as I am driving her and her friend home from middle school.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A real sentence I just said to my 11 year old, " Of course you can swallow your tongue. That's how Multiple Miggs died."
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I realize that every single time he opens his mouth he says something insane, but what the fuck.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The way the Trade Federation dude says "blockade" is 🤌🏻
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remember it being primary day so vividly. That was the only reason I left the house that day and stepped away from the TV. Walking to our polling place in Whittier, everything was so quiet. I can still see it.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wish I had known he was in our district yesterday. So thankful for what he did for Liam and our community.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have started university courses this week for the first time in years. All of my professors have had a long discussion about A👁️ and each one has talked about how they use it. I feel like the only person who doesn't use it at all.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gag
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The best thing about this is that Democrats will absolutely ignore it.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As the mother of an 11 yr old this sounds like a very plausible conversation.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I see his name more in pieces about him, more than pieces about what he's doing. I will be totally honest, I have no idea who he is or what he says. And I feel like I am a pretty plugged in person.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They always do!!🫠
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One week until the start of the school year and I am completely awake at the time I need to get up. Is my body ready even if my mind isn't?
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I could have used this yesterday when I was cleaning the trash that fell from a taco truck off my street!
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Done!
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sperm, right? The answer is sperm.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I bet he can work a pole.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There must be a scientific reason why opening bands are almost across the board terrible.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Gag.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
For the life of me I will never understand why my dog's name gets pronounced EDDIE (like Munster or Vedder) and not EDIE (like Sedgwick or Bouvier) the way it is supposed to be. Her name is Edie, not Eddie. 🙄
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Little Edie Beale from Grey Gardens
Alt: Little Edie Beale from Grey Gardens
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Absolutely shocked. So sad.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My daughter was taking drum lessons last year and her teacher started playing the beat from Ballroom Blitz and she said "I know that song, Dada plays it in the car."
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Born a Hoosier, I adore a Hoosier cabinet. I need to see this!
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I miss Hot Doug's so much.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have never been happier that I don't like jalapenos!
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
He's turning Washington into a Jeff Koons exhibit.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This sounds like my father. I had a 🧸 that I slept with every night. When I would go to my dad's, I would take the 🧸. My dad took it and hid it from me and pretended it had gotten lost. Fortunately, I saw the 🧸 in the top of my dad's closet. So cruel. F you dad. I still have the 🐻 42 years later.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ugh. Such a tease.
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not very.
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