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@beefswellington.bsky.social
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My name is Beef and I play games for fun. Is that okay? #1 Streamer in my house. 34 He/Him Tummy ache survivor 🏳️‍🌈👬🪡🖌🐕 📍New Zealand Twitch.tv/soft_beef Throne.com/softestbeef

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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I was just watching the dbd vod and it turns out that was me 🫡
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When I was young their was a New Zealand kids show called squirt that I loved. This show had a website squirt dot Net but as a child I couldn't remember the url so when I tried to google it I ended up on squirt dot org and that was how I found out I liked men.
Screenshot of squirt
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh to be a big tiddy himbo streamer who needs no personality.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Me after one tequila.
Moomin troll in a cunty wig with a parasol and fan saying  "i feel so young and gay and care free."
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I just received T-Shirt - Old Shit Tiger Balm | Ivory White / XL from kaciethings via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/softestbeef #throne
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Prides over I'm Straight now.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm doing drugs tonight,ones I'm not prescribed (ibuprofen)
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
As a fat gay man putting your dick in a hotdog bun is the hottest thing you can do.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ohhh i'm feeling manic today.
static.klipy.com
Manic Depression
ALT: Manic Depression
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Diva down (depression)
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
They are going back to the old coffee cup lids...im saved. (lips so moist)
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Capitalism sucks I should be at home drawing smut.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Im living in a neurodivergrnt sensory hell (they changed my coffee lid to cardboard)
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Guys my post about reducing my hours has breached containment and im scared. Community posts cant come soon enough.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Targeted ads never worked on me in the past but now they suddenly have soaped up,cheeked up, naked stocky hairy men in them and I guess im buying an exfoliator now.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hows your pride going?
Grey matter from dragula season 6 saying "i wanna see some dicks and i haven't seen any dicks yet.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Gay!!!!???
Me posing badly with a hat that says gay guy tm
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
New cvnty pill organiser for my diva pills (Chronic).
An overly engineered expensive pillbox
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Random men messaging me for no reason:
Junji ito this is my hole
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Halloween horror nights but its just a gay saunas sex maze.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Garchomp IBS attack
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What people are thinking after ive posted my third unhinged thing of the day.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy pride and remember your hog is so fat.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I just received Animal Crossing K.K. Slider Multi Pen (Blue & Red) from kaciethings via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/softestbeef #throne
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I prefer my sweaters uncircumcised.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I might have to up my anti depressants 🫠
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fox mcloud homosexual
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Im not sorry for being thirsty on main.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Pussy in bio
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Yall aren't ready for when I make some HMJ community jock thongs.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Shout out to men with bellies, love your work.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If you press both nipples and the prostate down you can open up a mans task manager.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
So who's Ballsmaxxing?
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Oh also I have a switch 2 now and I will never financially recover from this decision.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Im gone for a month and yall are playing fortnite now. Ok then...
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"Wow, you're really good at kissing" Thanks I've been practicing.
That cursed 1999 jar jar binks tounge lollipop.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The ancient lore of the forbidden personality test.
Bdsm test.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
What your fave colour says about you and its just the hanky code.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
TW:real talk Being neurodiverse is such a hard journey for me. Being misinterpreted because of how I phrase or articulate things and having to second guess any interaction I have with people because of it really takes a toll. The simplest things become mountains to climb and im so exhausted.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Shout out to all the blonde woman in resident evil going through it whenever Leon is the protagonist.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I havent slept in like 3 days, sorry if im unhinged.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Leo Kennedy is cat boy coded. Chris Redfield is puppy boy coded. In this essay I will...
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
It must be done.
A girl holds hands with a pikachu, and says, "pikachu, we will do it, we will electrocute timothée chalamet". The pikachu replies, "yes master".
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Im having to pokopia with the fact I dont have a switch 2 to play pokopia.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Director's cut? OK but is he hung?
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Goodbye Lizzie McGuire, hello fabulous
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Thanks for all the birthday love everyone, it really lifted my spirits after a terrible week. I do in fact live 💙. Love you all.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I just received Funism Alexander The Fat Tiger | Lucky Maneki Tiger Figure - Toy Collection Collectable Toys | Default Title from kaciethings via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/softestbeef #throne
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
What a nice day to experience complete loss of self and have a full mental breakdown.
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🍖 @beefswellington.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hey throne.... wtf?
Clearly a mermaid themed dildo
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