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Beef (they/them)

@beefsen.bsky.social
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Canadian transmasc queer artist. TTRPG enthusiast. ❤ Tall ships.You can read my mature drama webcomic here: uneven-keel.com me store: uneven-keel.com/store Patreon: www.patreon.com/Beefsen please tag me in whatever!

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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lining everything up perfectly 😎
an unfinished dress on a mannequin in the game Dressmaker: the skirt portion is made of six separate pieces that have been cut perfectly so the gradient fabric lines up. not pictured is the fact that the cut pieces are also 100% in line with the bias/grain....
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah i'll make you a dress for a funeral
a colourful blue/orange gradient, elegant dress. This is a screenshot from the Dressmaker game
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok the image not loading is very funny but here it is (same alt)
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
made a sketch card for my pal's birthday
pen sketch of grandpa solomon (yu-gi-oh!) saying he's sorry he can't be there for your special day - he's trapped in the shadow realm.
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and thus we end up with this:
a much nicer drawing of Keel in his fancy outfit
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fancy blorboutfit planning hours... i could always choose not care but i CARE. extremely pleased with my stupid double apron skirt (?) tail workaround. the undershirt is longer than actually intended but the intent is there. the sleeves are unnecessarily tied stupid for fashion reasons
an attempted sketch at dressing a winged/tail character with a variety of layers
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
listen...
My 9 Games: Hey You Pikachu, Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly, Skyrim, Penumbra Overture, Rollercoaster Tycoon 2, Pokemon Yellow, The Sims 2, Digimon world, Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
finished having a big walk with me pals!! thank you @househouse.com for this transcendental experience
seven big walkers (from the game Big Walk) standing on a lined game screenshot including the big black orb. they are all surrounded by nipple blobs
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
went on a big walk spouse is calling him Greenbean
a handmade plushie of my Big Walk guy: jade head, copper torso, and black butt. He is holding a red blob (we call them nipples)
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
as an example...
a multifunctional card (playing, divination, tarot minor-arcana) featuring a cat surrounded by roses. It is the Stars Nine of Diamonds (Pentacles).
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
been a hot minute since i posted comic updates here... welcome back 2 another week of soggy wet Keel: uneven-keel.com/comics/460
two comic panels: A long pause before a naked Keel narrows his eyes and lets out an incredibly tentative "...Hi?" at Laki, off screen, who has interrupted his bath.
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
doing something stupid for art reference purposes. bought 14 mirrors i am slowly beginning to understand their machinations….
a kaleidoscope-like space of mirrors with a tiny Hamtaro toy and a Lego minifigure in the middle, reflected everywhere
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
awe yea
two webcomic chapter covers (18 and 19). one is complete and was previously published, showing two bird-like characters back to back with only one visible, facing the viewer. the second work in progress cover's composition is flipped, this time from the other character's point of view. They are titled "Birds of a Feather" and "Flock together", respectively.
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
posting a spoiler wip page because i want to short king
a comic page showing Keel smoking while telling Laki off for "spending time with men who are twice his age" because isn't he like 14? After a pause, Laki replies, deadpan "I'm 23".

The banter continues, Keel firm in his belief: "Well you sound like a teenager", Laki misinterpreting it as literally sounding young, complaining at Keel how he's "sorry I don't smoke over eight times a day?" in response.

a longer pause, with Laki then exclaiming "I'm taller than you!" 

"plenty of teenagers are taller than me" Keel retorts.
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
tablet pen nibs are funny to me because, ok, theoretically when you draw, you slowly wear down the plastic and then can replace the nib, right? except for me i never wear down the nib, and have never had to replace it... instead the nib rubs against the pen and i just do this to all my tablet pens:
a tablet pen with the pen's plastic worn away to the point of being unusable. the nib looks great.
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
my original "expected resolution date" was June 5th, for what it's worth...
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
this is the funniest end-of-sentence catchphrase possible and no one will change my mind
a tomodachi life mii staring at the camera saying “Here we are. Just the two of us. The perfext time to bare my feelings, I miss my wife!”a tomodachi life mii confessing to another mii, proclaiming “Go out with me, I miss my wife!”
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
a Peanuts 3000-piece puzzle at some degree of semi-completion, it looks awful
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i don’t have paper [as im on vacation] my phone is too laggy [to draw on] #terriblecomicday
i don’t have paper [as im on vacation]

my phone is too laggy [to draw on]

#terriblecomicday
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
no drawing tonight [sad honking noises]
ASUS Fixing (E:) Stage 1: 16% (257025 of 1556736); Total: 5%; ETA: 0:10:51

(windows is running a chkdsk on a drive that failed and i can do nothing but let it go about its business for like 5-25 hours)
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
leon s kennedy and wesker mii are finally fighting
a cartoony off-model Leon S. Kennedy mii shouts at the sea "you're the dullest crayon in the box, Wesker!"
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i think this is illegal
a tomodachi life screenshot showing several miis “trading insider knowledge on stocks”
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i always forget to post when my comic updates, mostly because it's FIVE TIMES A WEEK, but we're now getting deep into the hole that is "awkward gay shenanigans" so: uneven-keel.com/comics/387/
keel, pondering the intricacies of how you'd find out if a fellow... prefers the sword
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
And here's my cool #webcomicday 1 process post for an unreleased page: you're actually lucky the thumbnail up top is as detailed as it is haha
a show-your-process pic for the webcomic, Uneven Keel, showing the thumbnail, linework, and colour steps. Happy webcomic day!
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
iiit's #webcomicday! Everyone should go read Uneven Keel, where we watch as the unluckiest man in the world makes his situation far worse than it needs to be. Things are pretty good for Keel now though: character growth! I love him. uneven-keel.com Updates MTWRF, scheduled all the way into August!
a pair of scissors falls into the seaa man paces, clenching and unclenching his clawed hand "This is fine. Just need to get through the storm" his terrified reflection says.a winged man whose feathers have been clipped falls out of the air into a fiery THUNKA winged man looks up at the tangled ship ropes above him, with an armed gentleman bleeding out onto the deck at his feet. He's about to do "something stupid".
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Keelmii rejected three guys at once.
tomodachi life screenshot of three miis bowing their heads sadly at one mii sitting at a restaurant table. I wish id caught it properly on video and not the last 2 seconds but i was laughing too hard at it.
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
ever since i cancelled my nitro sub i’ve found it increasingly funny to screenshot and zoom in on my locked custom server emojis and sending the image instead
a discord screenshot of a wheezing face emoji with a lock over it
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
a sign that reads Strong Insurance Agency: we'll scare you with our insane rats
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It's my birthday!!!!! i am the aprl fuol. you should read my free drama webcomic: uneven-keel.com or spend money on my not-free-yet comic: beefsen.itch.io/dead-time ⛵🐦👁️‍🗨️✂️
a drawing of a bunch of letters and envelopes, all illegible, in a pile with some jeweleryUneven Keel: a comic cover featuring the titular protagonist on the floor, his wings cut apart as a pair of scissors lay next to him
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
it me!! I make the fantasy drama webcomic, Uneven Keel! watch my blorbos be stupid in the fact of really bad problems!!! uneven-keel.com
cover for volume 3 of the webcomic, Uneven Keel. The two protagonists appear to be spun around on a centre wheel with the text "reversal" surrounding it
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Transgender Day of Visibility! it's me i'm visible. tomorrow is also my birthday! really the whole week should be dedicated in part to me. buy my comic: beefsen.itch.io/dead-time or, better, buy this bundle my comic is in and me and 10+ other trans people split it!!!! itch.io/b/3611/trans...
A bundle of 🏳️‍⚧️ trans books & comics by trans creators and/or featuring trans characters 🏳️‍⚧️ for the 2026 Trans Rights Readathon!
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
me if i bothered to ink all of my panels
a digitally inked drawing of a white-haired man with blood on the side of his face
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
sniffer
extreme closeup of a cat’s nose. sniffing the camera
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
made a linocut stamp of my orange son, Nemo 🐈
a linocut stamp print of a cat. the ink is orange, just like the original boy
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
After bugging them a few days past their estimate, they’ve finally shipped my books (but ignored my email about confirming the two errors weren’t present). They’ve also offered me a…. $30… coupon… honestly this made me laugh way harder than I should have. Thirty… thirty dollar coupon for NEXT TIME
Your finished book will be picked up by Canpar today or Monday with tracking [redacted]. We are thankful for your business, and would like to offer you a $30 coupon for your next order. Just use the code [redacted] to apply the coupon.
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
an extreme closeup of a cat yawning but it looks like he's screaming
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Well, I have nothing going on:
a horse, looking at you with concern (probably).
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Alas my browser won't let me share properly so here's a screenshot. I had the opposite problem as julie below - the reds were almost impossible! www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
made 1950s lime gelatin pear cream cheese dessert as i promised someone i would if i never post a comic update again you all know what killed me
a plate of food that looks like radioactive green stuff from the film Troll 2
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
thinkin' bout my evil womn........... soon...
sketch: a woman tugs tightly at threads wrapping themselves around the neck of another character in a threatening/domineering sort of waysketch: a woman offers her hand, loosely wound with threads to a winged character who reluctantly accepts, looking disgusted.
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
editor found the chicken panel. all my unecessary article reading is always worth it....
"no comment, just this" is typed with a drawing of a chicken attached
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Today marks the last page of chapter 13, and the end of what will be volume two of my drama webcomic, Uneven Keel! I'm taking a break until March 13th so if you want to read the whole entire first arc, you can now! ✂️ The beginning: uneven-keel.com/comics/1/ Latest page: uneven-keel.com/comics/341/
a winged man has his back to us, as a character off screen wishes him "fair winds, Keel D'Amyan."
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"so it's like this right" "..no."
quick sticker mockup doodles with varying amounts of bleed marked off with the pink line. the seocnd is uh. yeah.
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
yippeee print proofff!!!!! i could redo it to change a mistaken plural instead of singular word in the description but you know what it looks good we ball yayyy PRINT SOON, VERY SOON... but for now, the digital edition is still here: beefsen.itch.io/dead-time i love printing books
an open black and white comic book, specifically Dead Time by Beefsen (me)a printed comic cover - Dead Time, a Tale from the Wrought Iron Sea (No.1) by me, Beefsen! It has pretty letters and a pocketwatch on the cover.
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
in today’s comic update, i finally gave Nemo (my cat) the stardom he deserves. uneven-keel.com/comics/333/#...
A comic page with an injured winged man having the unfortunate incident of a cat climbing onto his bruised chest. He begs and screams but inevitably relents to the cat’s love…
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
i can give you aroace guy (who atm has a weird eldritchy shadow thing attached to him, but this is only incidental): Laki, from me comic uneven-keel.com! sadly my queer characters don’t explictly label themselves (terminology does not exist), they just are, but it is a focus & important for later!
A comic page featuring Laki and his… shadow. He is packing his bags for some reason.
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
those era-accurate chicken posts disappeared from my bookmarks and have been haunting me for weeks, i still haven't found them, all for the sake of what amounts to this image
a drawing of poorly represented chickens
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
10PM: goodnight? No. I have to go draw. 11PM: Draw but with the DOOM soundtrack playing. midnight!!! the end!! happy #hourlycomicsday !!!
10PM: goodnight? I tuck my spouse in, then I'm go draw.

11PM: Draw but with the DOOM soundtrack playing. I work best with fast--paced instrumental music...

12AM: It's a new day. The end! Thanks!!
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
4 PM: we return to shirts 5 PM: still drawing 6 PM: dinner & shower (not at the same time) 7 PM: spouse complains he brushed the cat and is covered in hair now. this is why i don't do this (I am allergic) 8 PM: Precure splash star! almost done this season. 9 PM: more videogames (pre-emptive)
4 PM: we return to shirts

5 PM: still drawing

6 PM: dinner & shower (not at the same time)

7 PM: spouse complains he brushed the cat and is covered in hair now. this is why i don't do this (I am allergic)

8 PM: Precure splash star! almost done this season.

9 PM: more videogames - technically I drew this one pre-emptively
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Beef (they/them) @beefsen.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
2 PM: I should do something exciting for hourly comics day. 3PM: Watching Matt play ER! I tell him to heal, he says it's fine. The results are as expected.
2 PM: I should do something exciting for hourly comics day.

...proceeds to do nothing for four panels. Hm.

3PM: Elden ring stream with Matt! I tell him to heal, he says it's fine. The results are as expected (he died).
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