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Beef Hardcake

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Environmental and sustainability dork. Clumsy but well-meaning.

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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thanks for the reminder (and I really need to rewatch the bonkers insanity that was AoS one of these days)! And yeah, Nova is probably the most prominent.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Did we see the Blaze Ghost Rider in AoS? They did have Robbie Reyes but can't remember if they had Blaze too. And yeah you're getting down to replacement level Avengers at this point or maybe Alpha Flight (who I have a total soft spot for).
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BATTLE AWAITS. TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT.
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glamazon79.bsky.social @glamazon79.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lake forever, problems for now.
Lake Michigan seen from a Chicago beach, there's a concrete pier with a bunch of cool rocks on the left.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I think a good sign off for work emails instead of “best regards” is “we all float down here,” help me make this a thing.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same! And the orcs from the LotR cartoon scared the crap out of me.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
... but bards are awesome!
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... this is a fantastic point! Grumble grumble stupid plot holes.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Way, way too much meaningless ground transport time in this episode.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ryan Reynolds' Shocked Reaction
ALT: Ryan Reynolds' Shocked Reaction
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait, there's ANOTHER one of those? Ye gods.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And now I'm gonna wake up in a cold sweat at 3 am seeing this.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seriously. He was the mayor of the city I live in and after living through that experience, all I can say is screw that guy. What an unmitigated ass.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Go all Tranzor Z on 'em!
Image of Aphrodite A, a character from the Tranzor Z cartoon, firing some rather improbable rockets from her, erm, bosoms
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Story of my damn life.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Man, I wish more people would call Axelrod out on his BS. Dude is wrong way more than he's right and people need to stop giving his bloviation any air time.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! ARE YOU HUNGRY?
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Got any druid in ya?" "Would you like some?"
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SHELVE YOUR MACE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ANXIETY. AND YOU WILL WIN.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I mean, come on
Back cover to the doesn't-quite-hold-up Swords Trilogy by Michael Moorcock
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This looks like the text from the back cover of a 1980s fantasy novel. (Specifically, the Michael Moorcock Swords Trilogy.)
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Same here with, "I'm gonna put your bells in a sling!"
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cover art from Steve Jackson Games' Car Wars role playing game, WHICH RULED
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *horns*
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Same! I always forget that ability so it's such a pleasant and smug surprise when it triggers. Like, "Oh!... Yeah, take that, mf."
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So an *interesting* modern take on A Christmas Carol would be focused on a manosphere redpilled techbro hosting a soulless Christmas party at his fifth McMansion wondering why none of his family has talked to him in ten years, and then getting absolutely schooled by the Ghosts Of You Utter Asshole
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seriously. Rolling the most ordinary of skill checks? Hope you have twenty d6's handy! Hope you like adding!
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Maybe not a BOOK book, but my aunt bought me a D&D Basic Set as a kid and it set my Nerd Trajectory for the rest of my days on earth. I read the cover off it and couldn't believe that these kinds of stories and storytelling were possible.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Shadowrun has the combination of the best lore in RPG history and the god awful worst gaming mechanics. Man, those dice pools were just so silly.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yyyyyyyyup
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Mine was Asia: Then and Now, because of course it was.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Giant WHAT WHAT now? Awwwww yeah.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Photo of a vintage teen romance book featuring a close up of a woman attempting to lock eyes with her lover who is closing his eyes in shame. Title reads:

Where’s My Leftover Meatball Sub? 

Additional copy reads: 

Has the darkest shade of betrayal fallen upon their love?

By Rachel Hoagiessence
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Seriously.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you’re a Gondorian soldier your experience with hobbits is a tiny guy shows up with a wizard and is immediately taken in the Steward’s counsel. He saves Faramir when the Steward goes mad. A second tiny guy arrives with the Rohirrim and kills the Witch King. The first one then goes on campaign …
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Jason Mantzoukas.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Also, The Brothers Sun.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
IN. In, dammit
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Interior Chinatown was NUTS I'm such a good way.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I remember being STEAMING pissed.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One thousand percent. And they ruined the entire movie less than five minutes in. *spoilers for an old, terrible movie* "Let's put it in the far future! And they're aliens now!" Instant WTF reaction from the entire theatre.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I just rewatched it recently and still loved it: it's so badly acted and so dumb that I find it endearing.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
RIGHT?!?!?!
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Highlander 2. Infuriatingly bad.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Woof, I had no idea! Sorry you had to deal with that, K!
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Man, if you've got friends like that, you probably really need to rethink your life choices. Ugh.
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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wait WHAT?
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