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kristen (she/her)

@beechwoodlove.bsky.social
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Chronically sarcastic and often bitchy. Childless cat lady since before it was cool. Intersectional feminist. Pan/demi. “Argumentative antithetical dream girl.” 🔞 DNI | 🌊 DNI | #FreePalestine 🍉 | Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not sure who I’ve pissed off on here (or what list I’ve been added to) but eight randos have blocked me tonight. Boo hoo, I’m so sad. 🙄
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m legit beside myself because this was just another shitty day in my shitty life as of late. I don’t know why I ever got my hopes up that it could be a nice day. That we’d actually go out to eat or get ice cream or do something to celebrate. But it was nothing. No cards, no cake, nothing.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Today is my birthday and I’m in the shittiest mood I’ve been in in a long time. I’m so tired of being forced to share a birthday with someone who just doesn’t give a fuck about anything or anyone. I’ve been in bed crying all day because I’ve reached my breaking point. I’ve really had enough.
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Naughty Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
#helpsky #mutualaid #emergency #aidsky #aidrequest #HelpFolksLive #HelpFolksLive2026 #TransCrowdfund #DisabilitySupportCrowdfund #MedicalMAAuto I'm starting to get anxious about this. Please help in whatever way you can. CA, Venmo- ladyasterianox
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Naughty Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
13 days and $2,630 to go! I currently have approximately $670/$3,300, see next post in thread regarding goal discrepancy. I have hope that this goal can be reached. Anything helps! 💞 💸 CA, Venmo- ladyasterianox 💸 💞
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I swear I’m still alive. I’m definitely more active on Threads though. Let me know if you want my username.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I did a thing yesterday. It’s the summer of doing things for me. Can’t wait to see Mariska Hargitay in person! 😍
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Someone needs to talk me out of taking a solo trip to NYC to see Mariska in Every Brilliant Thing. I keep inching closer and closer to doing it.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’ve finally made the decision to start doing shit by myself, since my father would rather rot away on his iPad, and now he’s pissed off that I have solo tickets to a book signing and to see Hayley Williams at a local amphitheater. I’m tired of sitting around waiting to live my life. No more. 1/
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Help me add to this playlist, pls and thx. ♥️
Screenshot of a Spotify playlist entitled “menty b” with 11 songs on it
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Styna Lane (@StynaLane):

"Stop telling disabled people 'it could be worse.'

I’m ALLOWED to be pissed that my knuckles dislocate from opening jars, and that my stomach spontaneously stops digesting food, and that I have not had a single day in my entire adult life without pain or extreme fatigue."
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
For anyone who has started perimenopause and also deals with depression or any other mental health disorders: did you notice worsening symptoms? Would estrogen help? Would I approach my PCP or my psych NP about prescribing that? Is there a blood test to check my estrogen and hormone levels? 1/2
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Naughty Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
$100 away from not worrying about my car being repossessed! We're close!
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I want to be a real life Mrs. Potato Head. When a body part stops working right, I could pull it off and just stick on a brand new one.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Met with the nurse practitioner who prescribes my meds today and she continues to wonder why I still live up in New York. I don’t think she was impressed with my reasons.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
…did anyone miss me? (Probably not.)
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
[i with circle around it] this user is physically and emotionally exhausted  

mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Oh hey, I forgot that my dad is on Threads and he saw a post I made complaining about him. Oops. 🙃
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
a comic - 

1 - guy smiling "worrying about overdoing it is a future-me problem"  

2 - guy smiling about to drink his coffee "and I don't care about that guy"  

future you is going to hate past you for this.  

mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
So sick of living with someone who is a borderline hoarder. I want nothing more than to declutter this place and not only does he refuse to get rid of anything, now he wants to rinse out empty pudding cups to save them. So that he can use them for items that ALREADY HAVE A HOME. Jesus H. Christ. 😠
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I need someone to come and sit with me and motivate me to clean up some shit around here. And no, my dad doesn’t count.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
TW: SA A rape academy. Are you… are you seriously kidding me? What in the actual fuck?
Professor Farnsworth from the cartoon Futurama is pictured and the text on the image reads “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
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❥ | 𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓪 𝓭𝓪𝔀𝓷 (𝓬𝓸𝔃𝔂 𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷) @sherunsaway.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
As requested, my links. Nobody should feel the need to do help BUT if you would like to help me escape my current abusive situation and help me move to a safe place, that would be amazing. Thank you in advance. Venmo: venmo.com/alwayslissa Cashapp: $alwayslissa
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I wasn’t allowed to watch Power Rangers because it was too violent. No video games like Mortal Kombat. I couldn’t be at a friend’s house if their parents weren’t home. I couldn’t say the word “crap.” Or “sucks.” Yes, seriously. There was lots more. What can I say, my mom was Catholic. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I solved the 4/06/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:59!
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Strands #764 “Fringe group” 💡🔵🔵🔵 🔵💡🔵💡 🟡🔵
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Feeling disconnected from reality lately. Also feeling so shitty, physically. If I could be put into a temporary coma, that’d be great.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I solved the 4/04/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:56!
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Strands #761 “Smooth(ie) operator” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Connections Puzzle #1027 🟨🟨🟨🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
At the airport. 😭
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I don’t want to go home tomorrow, y’all. 😭
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Big Immigrant Naturals. @shinery.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I am, obviously, struggling lately. I'm camped out on the couch and most of our blankets are gone or have bad/sad memories attached. I'm barely eating except for small bites. I could use some help. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Check out my list on Amazon
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I snagged this from the artist’s Instagram stories. I love them so much!
Two fresh tattoos: a leaf from Animal Crossing and a red and white mushroom from Super Mario.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Make it stop. Seriously.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Got two more tattoos today and I cannot wait until Bethany, the artist, sends me the photo she took so I can share them with y’all. Hopefully it won’t be another five or six years before I get my next ones!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/03/2026
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”
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Naughty Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Needs for this week and next! CA, Venmo- ladyasterianox Pain medication (muscle relaxer)- $20 Gas- $40 to $60 (I have several appointments plus court next week) My Spravato appointment is next Friday- $50 for my ride to and from that appointment.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My finger has been bothering me for a couple of weeks, I finally went to urgent care today, and the doctor thinks it might be arthritis. 🙃 FML. He put me on a five-day course of steroids and if it helps, that basically confirms it. Because you know, I don’t already have enough health issues.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
New ink. I fucking love it. 🥰
Forearm with two tattoos on it: On the bottom is the word “warrior” in a black script font. Above it is three junimos from Stardew Valley, in pink, blue, and green.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I’ve hardly been on here in the last few months and I just got blocked by someone I’ve never even interacted with. …mmk.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If you haven’t had a minor menty b while you’re in the hospital, are you really chronically ill?
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
@dear_chronic_pain
DON'T CONFUSE YOUR TIRED WITH MY FATIGUE

I don't get restorative sleep

I have to choose the elevator over the stairs

I have to rest after taking a shower

Getting out of bed is difficult, daily

I have trouble concentrating and focusing

I feel like I have weights holding me down

Simple tasks are not simple for me

EVERYTHING is exhausting

At the bottom, the handle @dear_chronic_pain
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I keep having dreams where I’m still stuck in high school - yes, at my big old age - and struggling to get my diploma. Can I just not? I’ve had enough.
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Been down in FL since NYE and while I miss the kitties (and even my dad sometimes), I wish that I could just stay down here. 😭
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kristen (she/her) @beechwoodlove.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
- pronouns: she/her - height: six feet - zodiac: Cancer - smoke: no, thank you - tattoos: eleven - piercings: ten, but I’ve let most of them close up 😭 - favorite color: pink, purple, turquoise - favorite drink: been loving zero sugar mixed berry Ocean Spray lately
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