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Brandon

@bedubble.bsky.social
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 21m
Making loitering illegal is to make whimsy illegal
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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 4h
I love loitering and there should be more places to loiter
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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 2h
Mandate of heaven for the only MLB team with fan nights for Pride, Mexican heritage, *and* Pope Hats. Chicago is vast, we contain multitudes.
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 1h
We love our pluralistic Mexican restaurants
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 4h
Dinner with a friend I haven’t seen in 15 years, gotta show them I’m still cool (Reader: I was never cool)
Leather daddy Brandon dressed in a James dean-esque outfit
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 5h
My Russian-Australian pilot fiend says he likes Boeing because it’s more exciting like you’re flying an old bomber or something and airbus is too easy with its amazing autopilot . Well as a passenger I prefer the easy and comfortable one lol. Damn Australians.
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 5h
Fortunately for my travel itinerary my therapist says I am very good at burying my emotions
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 6h
A NIMBY haunted house but it’s just the October Meet me on Milwaukee
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 6h
Ok fr but when there is no foundation drawn coke in all of lakeview east during pride I kinda start hearing my ancestors sing.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 10h
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 6h
I saw a guy using one of these to do bird photography on Friday afternoon at Montrose
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 6h
It’s a core Metra policy: (BYOB)² Bring your own beer Bring your own bungie
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 6h
The other time? When I went to Lincoln Square apple fest in 2026
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
Cleanup on aisle 45J amirite
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
Neon green bike rack?
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
I cannot remember if they dropped (it was about 20 years ago) but I remember being suspended in the air held on only by my seatbelt for a long time and tons of people were screaming and crying even after we stopped dropping
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
No flip flop seats? Shitty cup holders?
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
Such a thing happened to me flying from Bangkok to Dhaka and it was one of the few times in my life I saw my life flash before my eyes.
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
I wasn’t going to pass along the Bluesky quote post bullying (ahem) so I instead shared a screenshot of the wise words from @nikhunder.com
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
No hard feelings I’m being dramatic
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
static.klipy.com
Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
Alt: Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
Apparently Discover got ahold of an old post or something so let me tap the sign
Always ask "why does someone feel the need to do this" when it comes to riding on the sidewalk. Answers a lot of questions.
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
This thread is a year old stop it.
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
murders are way down in chicago. here's why that's bad for brandon johnson and the CTU and why we need 1000 more cops OPINION BY: ALEXI GIANNOULIAS
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
They should get 1 block party a quarter, no carry overs.
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
It’s gotta be a ploy by big instagram chiropractors to get more customers
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
The number of people on instagram showing novelty lifting techniques which are just “jerk your spine/neck/lower back” is amazing
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 8h
Holy shit.
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h
“How are you going to bike in the rain with your work equipment ” Checkmate, cagers
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 8h
The Lakeview East business alliance found this naming to not be inclusive and is renaming the festival “Grow a Northalsted”
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 8h
In a flow state working on budgets and listening to my curated list of funky disco tracks for the past 8 hours.
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 8h
No one wants to go to lakeview east pear fest
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 9h
Definitely, I think it would be a big plus
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 9h
My answer to these types of statements is “you first”: “We need mass death to restore the planet to a healthy biological balance” Ok, you first “We need to accept some bad things for AI to happen” Ok, you first
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 11h
Eric. (Celebratory)
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 11h
I feel like “Eric.” is becoming the “Jerry, No” reply of Chicago Bluesky
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 11h
Yes but I think this paralegal is well versed in bird law, which is a critical offering at Hunder & Associates.
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 11h
I think my entire month of October is already booked 😩
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 11h
The metaverse was missing legs and now AI has an over fixed dataset focusing on toes
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 12h
Quentin Tarantino consulted on the art direction
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 12h
that’s life in Chicago
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Lady Nerevar @ladynerevar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Breaking hiatus to draw this meme that's been stuck in my head since the trailer came out
The picture of wide-eyed Elizabeth Holmes from the upcoming movie You Can See Everything, recreated with Vivec. It's drawn in watercolor and captioned "why would I deceive you?"
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you need to disguise yourselves as a conservative to get on a boat for Labor Day, I know a guy.
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hence the -leaning Or the socialists are really hot and are honeypotting the boat owner which is also fine
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I literally heard a lady say this when walking down the street this week be like oh we have to have them over for Shabbat
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I spotted a bunch of SocDems on a boat in the play pen and I need to know how to find who the socialist-leaning boat owner for next summer…
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We love making friends in the bar
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You don’t in fact have to hand it to Dallas
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wharfie (affection)
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
coastal elites addicted to their incestual group chats and X
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