Reposted by BrandonListen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 4hI love loitering and there should be more places to loiter 1154
Reposted by BrandonUndead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 2hMandate of heaven for the only MLB team with fan nights for Pride, Mexican heritage, *and* Pope Hats. Chicago is vast, we contain multitudes. 0202
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 4hDinner with a friend I haven’t seen in 15 years, gotta show them I’m still cool (Reader: I was never cool) 0120
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 5hMy Russian-Australian pilot fiend says he likes Boeing because it’s more exciting like you’re flying an old bomber or something and airbus is too easy with its amazing autopilot . Well as a passenger I prefer the easy and comfortable one lol. Damn Australians. 120
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 5hFortunately for my travel itinerary my therapist says I am very good at burying my emotions 150
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 6hA NIMBY haunted house but it’s just the October Meet me on Milwaukee 390
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 6hOk fr but when there is no foundation drawn coke in all of lakeview east during pride I kinda start hearing my ancestors sing. 020
Reposted by BrandonElizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 10hnever the wrong time for this classic 3990932688
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 6hI saw a guy using one of these to do bird photography on Friday afternoon at Montrose 072
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 6hIt’s a core Metra policy: (BYOB)² Bring your own beer Bring your own bungie 120
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 6hThe other time? When I went to Lincoln Square apple fest in 2026 2110
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7hI cannot remember if they dropped (it was about 20 years ago) but I remember being suspended in the air held on only by my seatbelt for a long time and tons of people were screaming and crying even after we stopped dropping 290
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7hSuch a thing happened to me flying from Bangkok to Dhaka and it was one of the few times in my life I saw my life flash before my eyes. 4180
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7hI wasn’t going to pass along the Bluesky quote post bullying (ahem) so I instead shared a screenshot of the wise words from @nikhunder.com 030
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7hstatic.klipy.comTim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!Alt: Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It! 140
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7hApparently Discover got ahold of an old post or something so let me tap the sign 2181
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7hmurders are way down in chicago. here's why that's bad for brandon johnson and the CTU and why we need 1000 more cops OPINION BY: ALEXI GIANNOULIAS 030
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7hIt’s gotta be a ploy by big instagram chiropractors to get more customers 040
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7hThe number of people on instagram showing novelty lifting techniques which are just “jerk your spine/neck/lower back” is amazing 170
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 7h“How are you going to bike in the rain with your work equipment ” Checkmate, cagers 1373
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 8hThe Lakeview East business alliance found this naming to not be inclusive and is renaming the festival “Grow a Northalsted” 070
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 8hIn a flow state working on budgets and listening to my curated list of funky disco tracks for the past 8 hours. 040
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 9hMy answer to these types of statements is “you first”: “We need mass death to restore the planet to a healthy biological balance” Ok, you first “We need to accept some bad things for AI to happen” Ok, you first 0225
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 11hI feel like “Eric.” is becoming the “Jerry, No” reply of Chicago Bluesky 1110
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 11hYes but I think this paralegal is well versed in bird law, which is a critical offering at Hunder & Associates. 070
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 11hThe metaverse was missing legs and now AI has an over fixed dataset focusing on toes 030
Reposted by BrandonLady Nerevar @ladynerevar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Breaking hiatus to draw this meme that's been stuck in my head since the trailer came out 9755233
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you need to disguise yourselves as a conservative to get on a boat for Labor Day, I know a guy. 051
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hence the -leaning Or the socialists are really hot and are honeypotting the boat owner which is also fine 230
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I literally heard a lady say this when walking down the street this week be like oh we have to have them over for Shabbat 050
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I spotted a bunch of SocDems on a boat in the play pen and I need to know how to find who the socialist-leaning boat owner for next summer… 2140
Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026coastal elites addicted to their incestual group chats and X 030