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Becoming Brandon

@becomingbrandon.bsky.social
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College football fan. Gamecocks fan. Cubs fan. Aspiring polymath. I could say so much, but I don't go there cuz I don't want to. I don't even know that I agree with me all the time, so I definitely don't speak for anyone else #CFB #Cubs

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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 8h
This has made me less willing to see it than any of the negative reviews have. I was already at zero based on the trailers, but now we're in negative territory
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 8h
Tescos?
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 8h
I just realized for the first time ever that Hope Davis and Kari Matchett are not the same person
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He stopped in Puerto Rico occasionally, but that wouldn't be part of the United States for another 300-400 years, including the nation's first century of existence
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just going to observe, as I have many times before, that Christopher Columbus never set foot inside the continental United States, and thus it is a stretch to say he "discovered" anything here
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The big advantage that sports had in the cord-cutting era was that it was something you had to watch live, which was valuable if your main distribution model was linear TV. But now that basically every network is also a streamer, that value is decreased a bit
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The sports rights part of this is what's interesting to me. (The job cuts are just awfulness.) At some point, content companies are going to stop spending as much money on sports, and it will be interesting to see who takes the haircut. The merger just accelerates it a bit
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Do these dudes posting things about how badly they are doing in the dating game to prove something about women not realize how bad it ends up making them look? Look, it sounds to me like the women aren't the problem here
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
NOT EVERYONE, MLB
MLB App Notification:

NLCS Game 1 on FOX/FOX One

The matchup everyone wanted. Tarik Skubal.
Jacob Misiorowski. It's Dodgers-Brewers NLCS
Game 1 NOW on FOX/FOX One.
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chickenhoops.bsky.social @chickenhoops.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lolololol
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Death threats are bad, and I don't think we should shrug it off when people do bad things
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So everyone pretty much hates "Digger," huh? And you couldn't tell that from the previews?
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is the piece that Americans (and the "America has exported all this" crowd) miss because all things are always about us. This is a coalition-wide issue, and has been. One of big powers drifting just provides an opportunity to focus on it. Hungary, you can survive. Germany . . .
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man, some Power 4 school should hire that Napier guy. He seems good
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"But I also want AES to be the main character, but leftishly." Respectfully, if you are not a persuadable voter in one of the purple-red states, it doesn't matter. I don't know that the GOP can do what it wants to do, but making voters in KS think they are voting for AES does not end well for Dems
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If the other party wants to make you the main character of an election, you should probably decline. The reason the GOP is elevating him is not to affect MI, but to shore up AK, IA, TX, KS, NE, etc. etc. They would gladly swap MI for control of the Senate
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
TR might have come closer than any human being to living the life of The Most Interesting Man in the World
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
/whistles quietly
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh, I missed that play. Yeah, that's obvious pass interference
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This reminds me of that old EDSBS gag about Southern Cal practicing blocking for trucks ahead of the Nebraska game
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BREAK UP THE WILDCATS
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This looks like one of those years where the SEC has two or maybe three elite teams and everyone else is part of an indistinguishable clump playing demolition derby every week
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Everything that has happened in the SEC today points toward an Alabama-Georgia rematch in the SEC Championship Game
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oscar gamble @ronaldraygun.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
multiple #collegekickers rn
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ahem, SEC: Don't call it transparency without sound. It's not
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Indicia is the key on targeting
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can't wait until someone tries to find a gas tank through Grok and wakes up to find an actual military tank parked in their front yard
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LSU struggling with Kentucky? How very 2007
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(I still think this is like a 10% possibility. I think Georgia will be able to name its score)
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I get it. And I don't completely disagree. I said before the season that 9-3 would be a great year. I was just thinking losses to Alabama, Georgia, and maybe A&M or Tennessee. If the losses are cough-ups against MSU and UK, that makes the what ifs more troubling
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If we were in pre-12-team times, I would agree. Or if South Carolina had not coughed up big, early leads, I might agree. But if the Gamecocks miss the playoffs because an inability to finish against peer programs? That's not okay with me
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
DOWN GOES TEXAS
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tennessee survives, but having that much trouble with Arkansas (even in Fayetteville) is cause for concern
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tough afternoon to be an orange SEC team favored against a crimson SEC team
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ARKANSAS TIES TENNESSEE
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don't look now, but Arkansas has the ball down three to Tennessee 
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ok, that was impressive
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
TEXAS IS BACK
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i dunno maybe texas was a little overrated
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The people who write the more recent Progressive "turning into their parent" commercials seem to not like humans
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Again, Florida-Texas accounts for one of those, so
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Could change some, but next week currently has seven games between teams currently ranked in the Top 25
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If Josh Heupel and Tennessee part ways, the Vols and Lane Kiffin could do the funniest thing
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tennessee appears to have fumbled on a pass attempt that was untouched by the defense
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Offensive genius Josh Heupel's team has 155 total yards against Arkansas as we near halftime
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Wonder how Vanderbilt will do without Diego Pa--"
Ole Miss leads Vanderbilt 42-3 at the end of the second quarter
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It might be a bad sign when your campaign and your allies are more willing to have your child and your estranged wife do straight-to-camera political ads than they are to have you do so
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It changes everything and it changes nothing, because we are now more likely to be here next year. If Shane Beamer can MacGyver S.C. into the playoff, I might change my mind. But until I see something different, the Gamecocks are who they have been and who will they will continue to be •
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Becoming Brandon @becomingbrandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is why I harp on the fact that South Carolina has never started a season 3-0 under Shane Beamer. Because if you can't do that, you are more often than not going to end up in the Reliaquest Bowl. It is too deep a conference (plus Clemson) to count on a 8-1 run down the stretch. Especially at SC
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