Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Turns out I can separate the art from the artist - I can respect someone as a person even if they did Thrift Shop. 062
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Hey LLM!!! Stop saying 'yes' to everything! That's MY job! That's my thing!! Thief!! 1101
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 30/04/2026People make fun of fanfic writers meanwhile celebrity fan artists are getting a $100k prize from some guy called Archibald what the hell 1219
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 24/04/2026An apple a day keeps the doctor away cause I'm piffing those apples at em 080
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I keep losing the wet tshirt contest and my top is fucking soaked man. It's sopping dang it. 040
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Happy international women's day you can go to any 7 Eleven and fill up a woman! Slurpee full to the brim! 0225
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 03/03/2026You aren't allowed in the book club!! You are not a book!!!!!! 051
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Breathing is good and all but why doesn't oxygen taste good? I'm eating so much of this and it's bland. 030
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I would feel so bad if I was a fish and John West rejected me 031
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Hanging breasts off a handbag that's a laboob-boob 170
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Making a biblically accurate snow angel by just flopping around a bunch 0111
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Yes insomnia sucks but it's only one sleep til Christmas 1153
Reposted by Bec PetraitisMartin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 07/01/2026(hearing it's been declared a Total Fire Ban day) surely they don't mean my Big Fire 3111
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 07/01/2026You gotta zooper that dooper! Zoop until you're dooped! I think I have heat stroke! Zoop doop zap dap boop! 1121
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I still could be that guy you know who builds a vert ramp in their house and breaks their arm. Any day now. 161
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 08/12/2025It's time for your Google Keep Wrapped! - You wrote 27 notes between midnight and 4am that mean nothing to you now! - Pretty sure there's some unlabelled passwords in here. - Hell yeah, keep pinning that motivational quote, king!! 071
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 07/12/2025This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that "Rebecca Black is in Ballarat" is the most beautiful. 2122
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Thinking of everyone today who doesn't want to admit they still use spotify but it said they were 21 190
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Shoutout to all the neuromilds, neuro- extra hots, and the neuro-lemon and herbs 050
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I don't believe in a vengeful god but I know he'd smite an influencer opening a whole advent calendar at once. 070
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I'm really starting to embrace an NPC lifestyle. I love to wander back and forth, I wear clothes, I threaten anyone who dares walk under my bridge, if you select the third option I stab - it's good! 0190
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 04/11/2025It's weird that graffiti isn't a pasta. I should be able to eat graffiti and meatballs. 0121
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Oh no! I thought I would get raptured so I spent my superannuation on little treats!! I goofed my retirement!!! Please buy my ebay labubus!!!! 1200
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Air fryer?? I hardly know her!!!!! PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME CRISP UP THIS WOMAN STRANGER. 0111
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I keep worrying that I never wear sunscreen but then I remember I don't go outside. The ultimate sunscreen? Roof. 2305
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 09/08/2025I find it difficult to relate to a lot of people but every video I see of a seal, I'm like, "I get it, man." 070
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 03/08/2025'The Subway' is about me. I have green hair and am there all the time. I love sweet onion chicken teriyaki. 160
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Ah the weekend, time to catch up on my stories. (𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘪𝘬𝘵𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘮'𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴) 050
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Um no I'VE got Bette Davis' eyes and I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM. 050
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Michelin star chefs think they're allllll that!!! Alright cook me doritos nachos!! They would have no idea how to make dip I eat off a spoon! And they couldn't comprehend butter noodle!!!! 190
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I was just trying to be the best court jester, I don't think I deserved to get got for contempt of court :( 0172
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 26/06/2025"...well, is there a Mrs I???" "-THIS IS VERY SERIOUS!! You threw a cutlery drawer at the MRI-" "-I shoulda known Mr I was attractive!!" "A MAN IS DEAD" 040
Reposted by Bec PetraitisMartin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 23/06/2025That's old sonic the hedgehog there. Always going fast, he was. Always getting pregnant. 1207
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 19/06/2025A 'Looka-like Cam!' graphic flashes across the baseball stadium screen as a star wipe reveals a big image of a butt. The butt image shrinks down to allow for a split screen with its looka-like, sitting in the stands. It's you. The man in the control room thinks you look like a butt. 140
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Bought my first house, tore back the carpet and was blessed with the original flooring!! It's vintage dirt! Worms and all!! 0453
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 11/06/2025"My dog is my doctor. A dogtor if you will-" "-ma'am I can't fill a prescription written in dog piss." 151
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Going to a colour analysis appointment just to feel the texture of the fabrics, let me at em 020
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I need an ambulance I can catch like uber pool, for when I've broke my leg but can hold it for a stop or two. This will save money and gives me the welcome distraction of avoiding chit chat. 080
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Bought my first house!! Got a discount cause someone did a murder in it! Two bedrooms!! 1133
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Buying my own personal ball pit so only I can piss in it <3 1282
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Gonna be the new Benson Boone but do cartwheels and scream. 030
Bec Petraitis @becness.bsky.social · 02/05/2025If the election goes poorly, I'm going to get so much more annoying and loud. A vote with me is a vote to silence women and isn't that what you want?? C'mon!!!! 1230
