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Proof that Trump hates his kids part 102,213 Forget the hateful rhetoric for a second, he thinks kids stay at school for three day stretches. Also, who the fuck are this THEY?

The far-right are racists and nonces is not the most surprising headline I’ve ever read.

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Currently City headlines feature the words: Defiant Devilish Glorious Box-office Defiance Screw this shitty narrative. The words sham, cheats and law-breakers are the only words you need.

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Who are THEY? This is terribly scary. THEY must be stopped. Surely, the govt knows who THEY are. Also, why Jimmy into Janet, surely Jimmy into Jemima or at least Jenny. THEY are sick people.

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Yer man looks like he enjoys being the mid section in a Human Centipede.

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Yer man looks like an Asterix character called “Whatthefuckisthix”

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Yer man looks like a burnt Findus Crispy pancake that’s fell in the bath.

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Yer man looks like Big Foot’s little foot.

Yer man looks like a Slam poet called Edgar Allen Poet.

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Yer man looks like a child’s drawing of desperation.

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Yer man looks like The Bee Gee they keep in the loft.

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Yer man looks like a cave painting of Peter Stringfellow’s best customer.

Yer man looks like Jesus’ brother who runs a club in Ibiza that serves fishbowls of watered down Margharitas.

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Yet man looks like the Chipmunk that Alvin never speaks of.

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Yer man looks like Drakkar Noir came to life.

Yet man looks like Brian May cosplaying Freddie Mercury.

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Yer man looks like a character Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn’t bother killing in Commando.

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Yer man looks like he started a cult and only his mum showed up.

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Yer man looks like he shouts at squirrels.

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Yer man looks like he plays smooth jazz to his cats.

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Yer man looks like Pepe Le Pew disguised as Carlos Valderrama

Yer man looks like Wayne Lineker’s sleep paralysis demon.

Yer man looks like the first ever trialist for the mixed JherI curl/Ozempic drug.

Yer man looks like a sentient kebab that’s been covered in glue and rolled on a barber shop floor.

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Yer man looks like a midlife crisis having a midlife crisis.

Yer man looks like Katie Price and Weird Al‘s lovechild.

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Yer man looks like every member of KiSS got in the Fly machine together.

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Yer man looks like Captain Jack Sparrow going for an interview at Wetherspoons.

Yer man looks The Scream having a midlife crisis.

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Yer man looks like a werewolf after a spa weekend.

Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Johnson and Farage calling Burnham a liar. Well, that’s good enough for me.

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Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Make a war film rubbish Schindler’s Lift.

Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Bodega and La Femme - sexiest bands in the world. Well done them.

Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Trump’s a Russian asset but crucially he doesn’t know he is. He’s the Moronchurian Candidate.

I want these cheating scumbags shit down for good. Buying the titles, buying the ref. Scum, pure scum.

With an outstanding ref on their team. Cheats on and off the field.

The ref needs investigating.

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Cheating City bastards. Nice to see they’ve still got enough money to buy the ref.

If Black Market Karma were as big as Coldplay this world would be a much much better place.

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The only plausible upside of this atrocity is that when the execution takes place, Hegseth is wanking so hard, his head explodes.

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This is absolutely right. And also, weirdly, maybe the point.

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Fuck the international break sky high.

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In other news: New York becomes a maximum security prison, LA breaks away from the main land, and a drifter has discovered a pair of sunglasses that reveal the truth about everything.