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Before everyone starts chucking the snark about ’Breturn’, remember, one of the reasons Leave won is because they had a ready made word - Brexit. They could assume the mantle of rebels calling themselves Brexiteers. We had Remain. Sorry but if it takes ‘Breturn’ to get us back in, then I’m all in.

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This would’ve the greatest show ever, by the way. Joanna Lumley as Rebecca and Andrew Sachs as Leslie.

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Just realised - Juno Temple looks a lot like Bonnie Langford. I’m guessing if Ted Lasso had been made in the seventies, Roy and Keeley would have been played by Lewis Collins and Bonnie. Alan Alda would’ve played Ted and George Carlin would’ve been Coach Beard.

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I mean they’d probably try crucifixion but they’d be worried about her getting up and about three days later. Too soon? No.

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They’re a death cult: Part 25,347.

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Hello, small group of people who see my twattery on here - may I ask if I am the only person out there who fucking hates Mr Brightside with a fury that makes John Wick like John Noakes? Also I’d like to reclaim the name The Killers for a much better band. Much love.

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It’s this kind of polite, even handed, carefully worded reporting that is getting us fucking nowhere. Call a cunt a cunt.

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And now onto our regular ‘It’s none of your fucking’ business segment.

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This is not one of my most popular opinions but I’d quite like to be a werewolf.

He’s the very best. Miss him at ours, respect him, love him. Still the boss.

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“And if that doesn’t work, we’ll chuck her out of a plane.” These people are monsters. Actually they’re worse.

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Translation: “We’ll start wars, get involved in other people’s wars, sell weapons and make a ton of cash off the dead.”

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This is worse than Phil Foden’s haircut.

Film: Starsky and Hutch (2004). Dir. Todd Phillips

To get the measure of the man - Pete Hegseth is the kind of character Reacher would throw out of a window in the second episode of any season.

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Every time I read something about Anna Wintour, I don’t think ‘iconic fashion editor‘, I just think ‘she sounds like a right knob’.

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Religious fundamentalism The death penalty Abortion bans Women’s rights pushed back Death squads on the street Transphobic laws Wealth concentrated at the very top Rampant poverty A despotic leader Guns everywhere No universal healthcare America really isn’t very nice.

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I don’t trust LL Cool J. No one’s mum has ever told their kid to knock someone out.

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Film: The Lives of Others (2006). Dir: Florian Henckel Von Donnersmarck

Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So that’s the 50-60 year age band gone. Anyone under 25 gone. The majority of frothing right wingers 30 upwards will vote for Reform/Restore. Moderate Tories in affluent areas between 25-50 will go Lib Dem. So effectively that leaves no one. Good job, Kemi.

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Elvis’ Noel Fielding phase was a low point for the King.

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Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mike Johnson. The Michael Gove of US politics. Snivelling, venal, ideologue rat fuck who will sink to any level for his masters and will always come up clean. Pure uncut evil.

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Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Buckfast is an anagram of Stab Fuck -which seems a little on the nose.

Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Get your Sun Ra name by taking your favourite celestial body and your favourite animal sound. I’m Mars Oink.

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Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

6 mins 50 seconds. This becomes the greatest piece of music ever written. open.spotify.com/track/1okKnd...

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Small Little Green Cubes - 2014 Remaster

Solar Fields · BLUE (2014 Remaster) · Song · 2014

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This is an interesting picture, isn't it.

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Streisand Effect final boss incoming.

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Fart the Ugandan national anthem?

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Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Gotta say, when I see fascists crying in court, I need tissues too.

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No Toast? Fuck that sky high.

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Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just asked my South African neighbour if he knew Nelson Mandela. He said: “No“. I said he should, he was very famous. My neighbour is currently taking out a restraining order.

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Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hang about - I’m no lawyer but isn’t this attempted murder, GBH or assault or at the very very least, property damage? I’m sure those used to be crimes. If I slashed a bunch of pedalos with people riding them, I’m pretty sure I’d be banged up.

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Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

His name‘s not Danny Thommo, it’s Daniel Thomas and he’s a public school grifter. Same as Yaxley Lennon. Same as Farage. Same as Tice. Same as Johnson. Same as Rees Mogg. Same as Lowe. The sooner every single private school is closed, the better.

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Beck Saxon @becksaxon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If every news outlet and indeed everyone had ignored the performative bigots in Piddington and the performative bigots in Portsmouth and the performative bigots in Parliament, we’d all be in a much better place right now.

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Have a feeling Sheeran’s audience is about to get a lot more…well…how can I put this…cunty?

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Trump’s 100% shit rate just keeps on going.

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Has Piddington fucked off yet? Has it erected its borders? Has it got its currency sorted? Has it stopped receiving any money or aid from the UK? Or is it just a bunch of performative nimby bigots who aren’t prepared to walk the walk? Spoiler: it’s the second one.

Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE’ Etc etc

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Celebrity A Serbian Film is only days away.

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