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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Beaver: I just had a great idea! Photographer: Please, not another “great” idea… Beaver: I want to become a Norwegian real estate salesbeaver! Photographer: None of your followers are even Norwegian. Beaver: Oh... well... let me try anyway! Just for the fun of it 😏 #Photography

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Photographer: Is this the Chinese-inspired Swedish Rococo house at Drottningholm Palace? 🫣 Beaver: Yeah! It’s perfect to fuel Lucy’s imagination 😊 (@lucymccaul.bsky.social) Photographer: Yeah, I definitely get that Doctor Who time-travel vibe: A Chinese pavilion in 1753 Sweden! 👀 #Photography

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Photographer: Isn’t it too big for Miss Penn? @MizPenn.bsky.social Beaver: She has a LOT of plushies. And we, plushies, require big windows to warm our velvety fur and soul. Photographer: She might regret having that many plushies. Beaver: You can NEVER have too many plushies 🙄 #Photography #Oslo

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Beaver: The perfect house for Static Sky Travels! (@centurysux.bsky.social) Photographer: Why? Beaver: Well, if this century sucks, Static will love a house from a previous century, complete with dragons on the gables! 😊 Photographer: Still beats buying an Upper Slaughter house 🤔 #Photography #Oslo

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Photographer: You want to sell this place to Vera (@veralarousse.eurosky.social) just because of the empty benches? That joke is getting old. Beaver: Selling point: Vera and I could sit on one bench on even days, and another on odd days! 😊 Photographer: It sounds odd indeed... 😳 #Photography #Oslo

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Beaver: For sale: a two-for-one deal on RED houses in central Oslo! 😊 Photographer: “Red” is your only selling point? Beaver: Well, I’ll sell those to L. 😊 (@lnsqaf.bsky.social) Photographer: Right… Beaver: I’m pretty sure I know my followers’ deepest desires 😊 Photographer: 👀 #Photography

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Beaver: I'll give this farm to Kat 😊 (@laffingkat.bsky.social) Photographer: Why for free? Beaver: Well, you’re not immortal, and Kat is the only one skilled enough with wild animals. It’s a life-estate deal: she’ll take care of me for the rest of my days 😊 Photographer: 🙄 #Photography #Norway

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Beaver: Dear photographer, I found the perfect house for you! Photographer: That’s Oslo’s Royal Palace! 👀 Beaver: So what? You’re rich, aren’t you? Photographer: Says who? Beaver: Well, you bought me for 40 million dollars, didn’t you? 😊 Photographer: Ahem... 40$ only 🫣 Beaver: 😔 #Photography

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I always feel like somebody’s watchin’ me Tell me, is it just a dream? #BlueskyArtShow #Lights #Rockwell #Norway #FantoftStaveChurch

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My new job at Flåm Church: Religion Drive-Thru. Human sinners, for a small fee, can drive by and be quickly absolved of their sins. My business plan is rock-solid: I checked if humans could stop sinning, but that feature was never made available by their gods. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #BlueskyArtShow #Lights

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am the new Genie of the Lamp (sort of) I can grant you three wishes, but there’s a catch: you need to understand the rules (I don’t). Your 1st wish must be identical to your 3rd wish but not the 2nd, and the 2nd must be just like the 1st. Yeah, Jafar made the rules. #BlueskyArtShow #Lights #Norway

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In Oslo Cathedral, they had the great idea of installing a few 50-foot-tall chandeliers to bring some warmth to the atmosphere. You should definitely do the same at home to impress your guests. (Note: if you have neighbors above, you’re in trouble) #BlueskyArtShow #Lights #Norway

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Photographer: Pangram says our account is 100% human-written. Beaver: 😨 Photographer: Yeah, I know. If Pangram had been trained on plush beaver literature, it would’ve known this account isn't run by humans. Beaver: So HUMANS get credit for my work? Thanks a lot, #Pangram 😔 #Photography

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Twitter killed newspapers (sort of) X killed Twitter (absolutely) Bluesky now rules them all (😶‍🌫️🦫) #Photography #Bergen #Norway #StreetArt

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In Oslo’s harbour, I met a native Norwegian zebra (Ansloa Equus Zebra StreetArtus). She’s pretty easy to recognize by the fact that she’s multicolored and eats concrete. I feel your skepticism, but… here’s a photo of her, so, well… Do you need more proof? 🙄 #Photography #Oslo #Norway #StreetArt

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A few flowers for you Yes, YOU 😳 I hope you have a huge vase at home… #Photography #Oslo #Norway #StreetArt

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Syverkiosken is Oslo’s most famous hot dog kiosk. Like the street art says, it’s only 15 meters away. What you might not know is that this kiosk welcomes some of America’s most hardened criminals… #Photography #Oslo #Norway #StreetArt

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not so long ago, Jeff (@jnshaumeyer.bsky.social) and I were discussing how we can live without believing in any god, yet still be amazed by humanity's ability to create such beautiful art. Here’s the Strängnäs Altarpiece, crafted in Brussels around 1490. #BlueskyArtShow #Golden #Photography #Sweden

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Welcome to my #golden ballroom! Well… it’s not exactly mine. It belongs to Gripsholm Castle in Sweden. Please don’t get me started on who has better taste in golden decor: the Swedes or TPFKOP (The President Formerly Known as the Orange Prince) #BlueskyArtShow #Photography

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Two years ago in Madeira, I met this human teacher who had reached enlightenment. I asked him how I could become a new god. He just smiled gently at me. Today, I'm still not a god, but I've reached some sort of enlightenment. He would be proud of me. 😔 #BlueskyArtShow #Golden

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Here’s Queen Hedvig Eleonora’s bedchamber. Please don’t ask why I was invited into her room 😳 Queens or commoners… everyone deserves the comfort of a plushie 😊 #BlueskyArtShow #Golden #Photography #DrottningholmPalace #Sweden

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Beaver: All mine 😏 Photographer: People will kidnap you if you keep saying it's yours… Beaver: Fine. Not mine 😔 Photographer: Besides, it's not yours Beaver: 😒 Photographer: And it's fake gold anyway Beaver: 🙄 #BlueskyArtShow #Golden #WBHPTour #Photography

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When I travel, I love blowing on the water to make it #undulating. I love blowing on the clouds to make them hide behind Norwegian hills and mountains. Such is the power I foolishly imagine having over the elements of nature. #BlueskyArtShow #Photography

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I received a warning for this photo under the #undulating arches. My photographers were told, like everyone else, not to touch the 800-year-old wood of the Borgund Stave Church. They thought I had immunity! Were they afraid a beaver plush would eat this beautiful church? 😔🦫 #BlueskyArtShow #Norway

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Kids, don’t try this at home, I’m a professional. Here I am, unwisely following the #undulating train tracks, risking my life just to feel even more alive. Obviously, I won’t admit that the train was completely stationary, or you might start questioning my professionalism. 🙄 #BlueskyArtShow #Myrdal

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sometimes, photographers take a shot just because they feel it. People think they're crazy or wasting digital storage. But then #undulating is chosen as a theme, and suddenly everything makes sense. It was meant to be taken. Destiny (sort of 😏). #BlueskyArtShow #Photography #Norway

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

In 1665, a British naval fleet missed its target and a cannonball ended up embedded in the Bergen Cathedral facade. It's still there. I was about to text King Charles so he could at least recover his property, but Bergeners insist on remembering this British mistake. Rude 😳 #Photography #Norway

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Her: Your love doesn't bring me enough color, everything with you is either black or white! Him: My love stems from a profound white and a deep black. You just can’t see its depth… Here for you, some love: a deep black #minimal heart with a touch of profound white ツ #BlueskyArtShow #Oslo #Norway

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Poor Katarina kyrka. Opened in 1695, she was burnt to the ground in 1723. Then another fire in 1990 left only the external walls standing. She was rebuilt using original 17th-century techniques. That’s how much people loved her. 💛🤍 #Photography #Stockholm

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Make no mistake: we are the real, authentic Bluesky account for Church Street Images. Wait, what? My photographer says we only have 3 church street photos out of 3,000... Guess we'll stick to plush beaver #photography 😔🦫 #Katarinakyrka #Stockholm

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I acknowledge that Vinje Church may instill some fear in you, but do not worry. I only heard a few minor growls, saw some soil moving weirdly, and heard bells ringing for no reason. So I will gladly let you enter this church FIRST. 🫣 #Photography #Norway

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

When #summer comes, there’s nothing like sitting on a cast-iron bench while looking at soothing Lake Mälaren and Mariefred. Still beats sitting in a cast-iron skillet, or being tempted to sink one’s teeth into a wooden bench. Yummy. #BlueskyArtShow #Sweden #Photography

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Plastic Toys: Us? Made in Italy since 1967! 😊 Beaver: Oh my. You look like some dirt-cheap plastic toys made in China 😮 Plastic Toys: 😭 Beaver: 🫣 Plastic Toys: We can’t all be handmade in Montreal by talented craftswomen! 😤 Beaver: Yeah, my mothers are one of a kind! ツ #BlueskyArtShow #Summer

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Welcome to the Cabane du Lutin! All #summer long (sort of), you can find me in my pixie friend’s cottage. Note to the reader: except on days that end with ‘day’ (yeah I know, not my fault if it’s a mysterious location outside of time and space). #BlueskyArtShow #ChateauDeBoutemont #France

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“Summertime and the livin' is easy Fish are jumpin' and the cotton is high” #BlueskyArtShow #Summer #StreetArt #Oslo #DuBoseHeyward

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My second photographer and Veronica Marie (@veralarousse.eurosky.social) share this weird interest in bench photography. The problem is, I always end up feeling pretty lonely on my bench... 🦫 ┬─┬ #Photography #ChateauDeBoutemont #Normandy

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If you ever want to know what it feels like to be a photo model, like Mike’s models (@butrovich.bsky.social) and me, you can literally put yourself in my shoes... in Pont-Audemer! Though I have to admit, these are pretty big shoes to fill 😏 #Photography #Normandy #LilianBourgeat

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I didn’t have the heart to tell my second photographer that she’s far from being the new Anita (@anitasagastegui.bsky.social), whose sense of color and depth of field borders on magic. That said, you can’t fault her #camouflage skills! 😶‍🌫️🦫 #Photography #Deauville #Normandy

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

When my second photographer and her friend wanted to take this photo, I felt bad. It made me think of Kat (@laffingkat.bsky.social) and her love for ducks. Both of them love ducks, but in very different ways… I fear that one day, she might love beavers as much as ducks 😨 #Photography #Normandy

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Beaver: Oh, lovely Pavo cristatus albus, let’s take a selfie together! 😊 White peacock: Nope Beaver: But please! 😔 White peacock: Nope Beaver: My photographer can make you sharp and me blurry! 🙄 White peacock: Cool, let’s do that selfie! White peacocks... 🙄 #Photography #ChateauStGermainDeLivet

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

“If I ran the zoo, I’d make a few changes, that’s just what I’d do.” First sign of #chaos: I’d be a tiger (sort of) 🐯🦫 Still beats being a sitting duck in the cage below… #BlueskyArtShow #Photography #Chaos #UniversalStudios

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking... English living rooms are chaotic. But I really think there’s a temporary kind of order in all this mess. Don’t call me a hypocrite, I’m just trying not to lose half of my followers 😔 #BlueskyArtShow #Photography #Chaos #WBTourLondon

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

#Chaos coming to a location near you in 3, 2, 1… Ah, wait. Sorry. I’ve just been told #Pikachu and #Munch are false prophets. So please, rest in peace (sort of 👀) #BlueskyArtShow #Photography #Chaos

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

MI6 is closely monitoring an agent of #chaos in this scene. Nah, not me. I’m not with the Canadian Security Intelligence Service. They said there’s something about my attitude that screams "Secret Agent" a bit too much. 😒 #BlueskyArtShow #Photography #Chaos #BuckinghamPalaceShop

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Beaver On The Go @beaveronthego.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

There’s something I can’t figure out about Norwegian engineers. How did they manage to fit the whole Uranienborg Church inside building 39A? 🤔 This is beyond amazing engineering. #Photography #Oslo #Norway

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