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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite. My. Fucking. Thumb. Sir.

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You know, what happened in Dallas last weekend has me thinking. I think GRINDR is letting the app crash on purpose. You KNOW there's a GOP convention in town. You KNOW there's gonna be a huge surge. You free up a couple extra servers...unless you wanna call attention to that surge.

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Iron Butterfly Shrimp

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Make a band edible: Earth, Wind, and Fire Sauce

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Make a band edible: The Rolling Scones

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

For the "make a trilogy of three unrelated films" ladder #MovieSky #FilmSky Office Space Joe Vs. the Volcano Castaway

azteclady @azteclady.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. I'll go one better: I found a way to not see GenAI results in Google search, so I'm not likely to ever click on that planet burning garbage by mistake.

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Downgrade a movie: The Penultimate Unicorn

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Make a movie scarier: Who's Afraid of Virginia Werewoolf

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

(Couldn't decide which way to) Downgrade a movie: Indiana Jones and the Corner-Shrine of Doom Indiana Jones and the Temple of Inconvenience West Virginia Jones?

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Make a novel smaller The Grapes of Irritation

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Make a band bigger: Sex Rifles

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

My math professor gave us 3-dimensional grading criteria. It was a Rubric Cube.

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

People: You can’t just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in.

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Change a letter, ruin a movie Men In Slack

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Downplay a book or movie: A Tale of Two Incorporated Townships

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Dowplay a book or movie: "The Street Magician of Oz"

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Downplay a book or movie: Squire of the Rings

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Does HIPAA still apply if you're dead? Asking for a Senator.

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Verify your age: The stereo in the living room included a turntable, an 8-track player, and a reel-to-reel player.

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Trump: "There are no autistic people over seventy." Me: "Isaac Newton invented calculus in the 1600s because planetary measurements didn't *quite* line up."

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Please sir, my Boys, they are Beastie

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Merge two movies Field of Nice Dreams

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

quote with a fictional band not spinal tap

An animated image of Josie and the Pussycats - a three-woman band in leopard-style costumes. From left to right: Josie, red-headed guitarist; Melody, blonde drummer; and Valerie, African-American tambourinist

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Make a band out of two others: Emerson, Lake, Palmer, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Slightly increase a band Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Middle-Aged

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I don't often think about my atheism. But every time a half-droplet of saliva drops randomly into my windpipe and sends me into a coughing fit that makes my wife wonder if I'll be here tomorrow, I think, "people believe an all-knowing, all-powerful being DESIGNED this?!"

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Slightly diminish a book A Tale of Two Incorporated Townships

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

It's not even 1 o'clock yet, and I'm pacing around my house for a 7 o'clock audition.

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Slightly diminish a book 1983

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

The Strait of Hormuz is open, but first you must tell me: what is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "penis." Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Penis

Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Depluralize a movie. Dial M for a Crow

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Add food to a movie name The French Onion Soup Connection

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Add a food to a movie name Marty Nachos Supreme

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Make a movie quote younger "Fingerpaint me like one of your French girls."

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

If you flew Trump flags on your Cybertruck with a Harry Potter wrap on it, would that be maximum vice signaling, or could you find a way to ramp it up even further?

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Ruin a book by adding 'somehow' to the opening line. "In a hole in the ground, there somehow lived a hobbit."

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

@whitneymoore.bsky.social "Brennan is full of little freaks..." says the creator of Dr. Jizzabelle Finger

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Beav @beaver1224.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

The Great. Fucking. Gatsby.