BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 8hI’ve clearly watched too many crime shows because I’m in a work meeting and they keep saying “GSR” and all I hear is gunshot residue even though I know that has nothing to do with what we’re talking about. 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 8hI am ready for fall weather and yet today it’s supposed to be 92° 😕 110
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Can’t remember the last time I had a vodka cranberry but random cravings must be satisfied. I don’t make the rules. 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I keep flowers all over the house but this bouquet is bringing me the most joy today. The colors are just beautiful. 030
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I Love when the recipe in my head tastes even better than I imagined. I still need to get someone to follow me around the kitchen because once again I don’t remember everything I put in it 😩 022
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The absolute worst time to remember you have on ankle weights is when you’re running to the bathroom after a meeting that ran long 😩 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Add a little whimsy to your life! Named my new home Casa Azul and got robes made. My home feels like a B&B and I’m obsessed 💙 120
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think my golden pothos likes its new home. I haven’t had marbling on the leaves in years. Now all the new leaves have marbling on them. I think I might propagate it once I get a few more leaves. 110
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s amazing how much a change in environment can change your nervous system regulation. Feeling immense gratitude for this new chapter. 001
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Excited to have a backyard to garden in now. I just have to figure out how I want to set it up and what to grow first. 020
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 01/09/2026California is so ridiculously beautiful! Moved from the coast to the mountains two weeks ago and I basically traded one paradise for another. 010
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Still going. Still haven’t had a sugar or caffeine craving. Wake up everyday feeling fantastic… 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Getting a snatched body at 41 was not on my 40s Bingo card but just know I’m gonna be a MF Problem 😂💅🏾 020
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 15/06/2026At a place in my health journey where I genuinely wake up feeling good every single day. I had no idea how much of my health issues were because of sugar. 3 months without and I don’t think I’m going back. 020
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Trader Joe’s owes me some money because I just opened my apple chips and this is all they gave me 😡😡 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Logging into work and seeing your headache has quit 🥳🥳 Great start to the week! 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Went on two different sites looking for a dress for a night out and when I hit the “shop by occasion” filter for “night out” all the dresses were daytime or brunch dresses. It’s not even business casual like in the 00’s. Are the girlies not buying LBDs or bandage dresses anymore??? 020
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Suddenly men are running to open doors, sending me a drink at the bar, and offering to help carry stuff for me. It’s been at least 4 years since I’ve been this size and I completely forgot what it was like. 010
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Being back in a smaller body after a few years is such a weird experience because my pretty privilege has kicked back in. I don’t think I realized how much it had changed until now. 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Duke Nukem and Duke Nukem II were my favorite games. Even though I was 7 and had no business playing them 😂 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Looks like sugar is about to end up like meat did for me. I took a 30 day break from meat and now it’s 8 years later and I still haven’t eaten meat. I don’t think I’ll completely drop it though, just make it more of a treat or drink here and there. 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Since I cut out sugar all my perimenopause symptoms went away. No hot flashes in over 2 months. I’ve had way more energy. No caffeine or sugar cravings. No midday crashes. I haven’t even had a cup of coffee in over a month and I haven’t missed it. Crazy…. 010
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Damn so sugar really was the source of all my problems 😭😭 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Didn’t get much from my dad but glad I got my metabolism from his side of the family. Every year a soon as I lock in to lose my winter hibernation weight it melts off so easily. Just put on a denim skirt I couldn’t get past my thighs a month ago and now it fits perfectly with space in the waist. 010
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I always forget that DMs are a thing and when I randomly go check them I’m reminded why I like to forget they exist 🥴🥴 010
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Got such a great tan while on vacation and now I’m feeling like myself again. I hate how pale I get in the winter. 010
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I still love this song even though it’s like 15 years old. Nicole really could’ve done music too she is just so talented. 110
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Yeessssss!!! Well done Benito that was FANTASTIC 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 020
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Randomly made rice crispy treats for the first time in like 20 years and they’re delicious. I don’t know why I haven’t made them sooner. 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I don’t think I realized how much my hair was thinning out before. Switched my daily multivitamin to Geritol Multivitamin back in September and now I have a bunch of new strands that are about 3.5” long. My hair feels so much more dense now. 010
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 09/01/2026These spam loan calls are so stupid. How are you offering me a $70k loan with payments of $400/month I’ll be paying that for the next 25 years. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. 010
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Why ask for the advice if you don’t want to hear it. Leave me out of it then 🙄 020
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I love being a creative cook but I need a sous chef to follow me around and write down what I put in my food because I never remember what I did 😩😩 130
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Made a bean soup in the crockpot overnight and it turned out fantastic. Unfortunately I was just throwing things in the pot so I’ll likely never be able to recreate it the same way again 😭😭 120
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I need to stop buying new cécred products because they always end up working really well on my hair 😩 I hate spending the money but love how they work in my hair. 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 03/12/2025God forbid a girl wants to have a nice dinner in bed without having to cook or clean the night before a long travel day 🤷🏾♀️😂😂 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Laughing because I told my guy friend that I booked a hotel tonight before my travel day tomorrow so I can have room service dinner in bed and he said “That’s why you’re single” 😂😂 010
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Officially on vacation. Work does not exist for the next week. 010
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 02/12/2025It was interesting to me that even with all my professional success it didn’t even occur to me to add career to a hypothetical movie about my life. I don’t think I realized how little value it has in the grand scheme of my life. 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Saw a post that asked if someone was making a movie of your life what would be the opening before the Title Card. I was able to immediately describe what mine would be and even an outline for the whole “movie”. What I found most interesting is that work never came up in the “movie”. 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I love when I put the least amount of effort into my look and get the most compliments while I’m out 020
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I’m grateful to have the type of best friend that would drive my sister to the ER for me since I live 3000 miles away and can’t do it. ♥️♥️ 010
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 24/11/2025The joys of holiday week 🙌🏾. Turning off my sound so I don’t have to hear Teams alerts because everyone is on PTO so I don’t have any pings to listen out for. 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I think I need to stop looking because this is just making me more pissed off by the minute 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Also what the hell happened to searching for an image?? I was trying to find a picture of the sweatpants I want but now the image search is just a bunch of sponsored ads. If I wanted that I would’ve clicked on shop. Google has ruined the internet search 😡😡 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Where are the big and tall men getting their sweatpants this days cause I know they’re not wearing these tight ass sweatpants. This is starting to piss me off. 000
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 22/11/2025What happened to men’s sweatpants?!? I used to get some big comfy baggy men’s sweatpants to wear around the house in the winter. Trying to find some now and they’re all slim fit and joggers. 020
BeauTee85 @beautee85.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Sitting in the airport for hours on end is not my idea of fun but at least I’m in the lounge 010