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Beatricks 🎃

@beatrix.bsky.social
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insatiably curious functional programmer cyborg philosopher queen liberal wonk please try to be kind to others and yourself Somerville, MA

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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is some real stolen valor
Sign for the Nantucket Whale Inn, Half Moon Bay
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See if you can spot why this makes me upset
Bronze plaque on concrete, text reads:

“Founded in 1878 by Austin and Reuben Hills, Hills Brothers' Coffee became world famous when it invented vacuum-packed coffee in a can in time for the Alaska Klondike Gold Rush of 1898. This complex, San Francisco Landmark #157, was designed in 1924 by George Kelham, architect of many other fine San Francisco buildings. The Mediterranean Romanesque design of the Hills Brothers' building reflects the Arabian origin of coffee and spices; the craftsmanship of its details shows the pride San Fransicans [sic] took in their home industries. In the late 1980s, the building was rebuilt for offices, and the larger [c]ompanion structure to the north was designed in a similar style. T[h]e original south tower was used to store coffee beans, and much of the rest of the complex was devoted to grinding and roasting. For over fifty years the scent of coffee from this building brought warmth to the waterfront even on the coldest of days.“
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a character from the alien language in Arrival
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A screenshot of a post on X.com by JEFF (@jeffisrael25). The text reads: "Massachusetts absolutely cooking right now. Hub of the universe." Below the text is a trending bar that lists: "NOR'EASTER | LESBIAN BAR | RAT SUMMIT". The post has 979K views and was posted at 20:23 on September 24, 2026.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
some people's anti-AI animus is just transparently an excuse to hate on software engineers and the software profession as a whole which is pretty weird IMO
Get used to being hated and scorned. Your already increasingly reviled profession is now hitching its wagon to a technology that amounts to a DDoS attack on the concept of human civilization. You don't get to complain about people seeing your amoral politics for what they are.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
this would only be true if publishers weren't locked in an arms race to make the web unreadable and 100x slower than it needs to be. I've got no problem with first-party advertising on the web but the way it works today is scummy and user-hostile. not to mention, a privacy and security nightmare.
everyone  — consumers, publishers, writers — would wind up better off if web browser ad-blockers didn't exist and the rationalizations for using one are mostly clever justifications for what's just selfish behavior with obvious negative social consequences.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
the lambda cube
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
😐
Your AI Compass:
The Founder
patron saint: Sam Altman
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the only Choir i care about
the Exotic Special Void Auto Rifle "Choir of One" from hit Bungie game Destiny 2 (RIP)
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
iykyk
advertisement for Moxie with a painting of Ted Williams with a bat on his shoulder next to a bottle

it reads:

Ted Williams says…
Make
Mine
MOXIE
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
it’s summer alright
sunglasses selfie in a floral tank top. It’s a beautiful sunny day.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
nice day for Dyke March 🌈
selfie. my t-shirt says 1969 on it in rainbow commemorating Stonewall. it also says Palm Springs California under it because it was made for Palm Springs pride originally
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Charming. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
cover for the Sweet Home Alabama single. it’s a close-in of someone’s lips in black and white with a Confederate battle flag over the left corner
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Far Side cartoon: “Through a gross navigational error, the *Love Boat* steams into the Strait of Hormuz”

Cruise ship with lots of happy people partying on it sailing into a bunch of mines and gunboats.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
well, glad we could clear that up. h/t @g026r.leftblank.org
Wikipedia disambiguation page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_Party_of_Great_Britain_(disambiguation)):

Communist Party of Great Britain or Communist Party of Britain may also refer to:

Communist Unity Group, an early communist group which joined the CPGB in 1920
Communist Party of Britain, a continuity organisation of the CPGB formed in 1988
Communist Party (British Section of the Third International), active during 1920
Communist Party of Great Britain (Provisional Central Committee), founded in 1980 but adopted the current name in the 1990s
Communist Party of Britain (Marxist–Leninist), an anti-revisionist group formed in 1968
Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist–Leninist), an anti-revisionist group founded in 2004
Communist Party of South Wales and the West of England
Communist Workers' Party, a left communist group active during the early 1920s
New Communist Party of Britain, an anti-revisionist group formed in 1977
Revolutionary Communist Party (UK, 1944), a Trotskyist group which existed from 1944 to 1949
Revolutionary Communist Party (UK, 1978), a Trotskyist group formed in 1978 and disbanded in the late 1990s
Revolutionary Communist Party of Britain (Marxist–Leninist), an anti-revisionist group formed in 1979, previously Maoist
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Honestly the use of Arial is the only truly unforgivable sin here but I kinda wonder how long it will be before language models drive errors like this to extinction. I suppose if spellcheckers didn‘t then AI probably won’t, though.
Lexington Fire Department sandwich board sign with the seal at the top featuring the minuteman statue and the year 1775:

EMERGENCY VEHICLES
WILL BE UTILILIZING
THE BIKEWAY
DURING THE
PATRIOTS DAY WEEKEND
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
you're welcome / I'm sorry
At Anthropic, which is basically the bar at this point, everyone is burning, I'd guess, 10M to 15M tokens a day. If Google can convince me that half their engineers are burning 4M tokens a day, then I'd be happy to post a retraction with an apology.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Anthropic are many things but a source for prudent software engineering advice they are not, their uptime meter looks like somebody puked up a box of Chiclets. They’re not even putting up two nines.
claude.ai uptime over the last 30 days: 97.96%. it’s a bunch of red, orange, yellow, and a few green bars
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
me too Claude. me too.
Claude thinking trace line: “I’m drowning in SEO garbage”
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I think mine looked like this. been a while though
prometrium pill. it's a little salmon-colored sphere with SV printed on the side.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
windows,,
"no glyph"
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
user experience is my passion
nonclient frame buttons on a windows app: x, -, win11 rearrange, and...another, slightly smaller (I think?) x
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
welcome to Boston ❄️🌷
Acme Weather screenshot:
Right Now
40°
Light Snow
High 46° Low 31°
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
this is fine.
Activity Monitor.app memory box. 60.92GB Memory Used, 64.00GB Physical Memory
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
NuCaloric 187 Drinkable Cheeseburger with straws for MOUTH and FRIEND MOUTH
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
🤮
Who says cereal can’t be made from ground beef?!
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the green menace in question:
Oscar the Grouch
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
i mean. “guy”. I think their gender is probably closer to Murder or something
Charter, the leader of Marathon’s PvP-focused faction Arachne. They’re a very weird looking humanoid-ish red and white robot AI
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
pretty sure Rhulk lives inside there
Rhulk’s takeout box/palace thingy from the Vow of the Disciple raid in Destiny 2. It looks like an evil takeout box glowing with yellow light.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Blissfully I seem to have brought some of the temperate climes of SoCal back with me. I’m not going to question it.
Right Now:
64°
Partly Cloudy
High 64° Low 37°
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Uhhhh…I guess ChatGPT is into plushification now?
ChatGPT iOS notification from “yesterday 21:56”: 

See yourself as a plushie
Reimagine photos using our curated styles of create something new with just a few words.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
bit concerned about the trajectory of this thread
screenshot of propter’s QP and Sharon’s reply to a longer thread with the middle obscured
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Night Mode is exaggerating the illumination here quite a lot, here’s some more realistic shots
zoomed in eclipse pic. Moon orangesimilar to the pic in the above post but with night mode disabled. The moon is visibly orange but the whole sky isn’t lit up.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Lunar eclipse pic from Palm Springs, brought to you by “I’m on vacation and forgot my estradiol” insomnia
the lunar eclipse seen above mountains and palm trees
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
there sure are a lot of these things in this national park, wonder what they’re called
Yucca brevifolia (AKA Joshua tree) shooting up out of the ground against a partly cloudy bright blue sky and a big pile of rocks. It’s got a gnarly fibrous trunk and four branches that fork off at the top, and capped with a puff of spiky green leaves that look more like long needles. The creamy white flower is visible on top of the leaves on some of the branches. It’s also not actually a tree, but technically a succulent.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
tfw you look away for two seconds and your brother is on top of a massive rock
you can faintly see my brother standing on top of a big rock pile maybe 20-30 feet up
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
pretty wimdy out there today
selfie in the desert at Joshua Tree National Park near Skull Rock
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Oh you’re a fan of igneous rock? Name five of your favorite bands
picture of some monzogranite from Joshua Tree, with a thick white band running through it
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
popular with preppy people around New England
dude in a stripy shirt and faded Nantucket red pants, seemingly strolling down a stone brick street in what looks like it could be Nantucket
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Nano Banana and I are way ahead of you on this shitpost
if a boat wore shoes would it wear them like this or like this meme. there’s a white motorboat with a canopy and the first version has the shoes on the motor, the second under the keel
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
how could anyone hate wind farms dog this is the coolest shit ever
a wind farm in the desert in southern CA with a snowcapped mountain in the background
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
quick tuning pass and it looks a bit more accurate but the rest of the image ended up oversaturated
The same image as the previous post but with exposure and saturation tweaked. The blue is better but the other colors look a bit less realistic
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
IKB is such an arresting, almost overwhelming color in person I feel it didn’t photograph very well here
Vénus Bleue, a sculpture of a nude female torso and upper legs reminiscent of the Venus de Milo. It’s painted with IKB paint (International Klein Blue), an incredibly deep blue pigmented with ultramarine created by and named for the artist.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Sunrise facing due west
The tops of the nearby mountains are washed gold by the rising sun
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I think I may have taken a wrong turn somewhere down in the Callahan Tunnel
Palm trees and mountains and a road driving up right to their base. It’s Palm Springs.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim
front landing gear flap on a 737-8 MAX that says ETOPS 7298
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
screenshot of a Claude Code "insight" box that says Insight: whoever wrote this code had no idea what they were doing.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
have to admit i don't think it *quite* measures up to Johnson's later work overall but definitely incredible for the time
Lockheed U-2 "Dragon Lady"Lockheed SR-71 "Blackbird"
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
wheeeee
Acme Weather screenshot showing 11 to 18 inches accumulation on Monday
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
New look who dis
A selfie of me, brown medium-length haired white woman-ish human. My head tilts slightly towards the left. Purple glasses + brown eyes, a subtle smile, and I’m wearing my new slate blue blazer/jacket over a black t-shirt with a Hokusai-inspired wave printed on it, except accented with the blue and pink of the trans flag, making it the trans wave.
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