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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Can you imagine sitting in the cuck chair watching your wife blow Elon Musk? That's one nasty humiliation kink Steven Miller has.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is it morbid to think i will spend most of my retirement working out the details of my death? I want some sort of tomb with my collectibles as my grave goods.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You should be almost to Black River Falls by now.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Somehow a bat made it into the building. Its so loud in here. Poor little guy.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@pantstrovich.bsky.social I was at the mall of America. Didn't go in. Still a bit curious though.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
@pantstrovich.bsky.social
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not sure how but things just keep getting darker here in the US of A
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Better then a no. I'll be here when you have some energy.
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Gonzo Muppet Winks
ALT: Gonzo Muppet Winks
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Art of the deal.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My friend Matrix died yesterday. He was about 20 I think. I used to give him rides. I miss him.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I have tip toe through the tulips running through my head. The Tiny Tim song. I may need to amputate.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
There is a piece of prechewed gum in the urinal if anyone wants it.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@pantstrovich.bsky.social Alive?
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just had a chuckwagon sammich for lunch and let me tell you, that thing was not assembled with love.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
He seems like a good guy.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We have chainmail gauntlets at work we need to wear when using a chisel. All I can think of is Buggs Bunny slapping the shit out of Yosemite Sam with one.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
He was a way different character in the beginning.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hang in there little kaiju.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My neck is very crunchy. I either have bone spurs or gravel.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I got a new, novel pain tonight. Like for about 10 minutes. Then it went away. Very exciting.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We now need to wear a chain mail gloves at work if we need to use a chisel for anything. We only have 1 glove. It looks silly.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I dont blame you.
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This dog perfectly captures my vibe at work this month and I blame Arsenal for that (but also love Arsenal for that, don't stop now, one more) 🔴⚪
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I hope your second day of two days not feeling like actively dying is going well.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Im gonna need a second job 😩 Bandai Namco is opening a store at the MOA.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DY2zliLvXt...
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Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I thought they were pill bugs.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Welp there is a bird stuck in the building. My night is ruined.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
That's very 70's shag everywhere of you.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Forgot I was following you.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
When i am feeling down my boys bury there issues with each other and flank me on the bed.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
@pantstrovich.bsky.social slate.com/life/2012/06...
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Every Last One of Us Is a Chaos Muppet or an Order Muppet
Every once in a while, an idea comes along that changes the way we all look at ourselves forever. Before Descartes, nobody knew they were thinking....
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My iPad loged me out of my bluesky account and I can't find the password. I hate when my iPad logs me out of anything.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"They're here"
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Dr Teeth and the electric mayhem.
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The Electric Mayhem: Animal & Janice
ALT: The Electric Mayhem: Animal & Janice
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
That's alarming.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I have Christmas songs stuck in my head. Shoot me please.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
youtu.be/_t4tUeqjcjI?...
youtu.be
Tennessee Whiskey
YouTube video by David Allan Coe - Topic
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I hope there is music to go along with the circling.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
You forgot Fun.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I still have to much of my emotional well-being wrapped up in a tiny monkey.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
youtu.be/xOp4PO0Ek9A?...
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Good Morning America
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Yeah kinda.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I bet. Crazy the stuff we watched and read as kids.
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beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Umm yeah wtf?
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