beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Can you imagine sitting in the cuck chair watching your wife blow Elon Musk? That's one nasty humiliation kink Steven Miller has. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Is it morbid to think i will spend most of my retirement working out the details of my death? I want some sort of tomb with my collectibles as my grave goods. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Somehow a bat made it into the building. Its so loud in here. Poor little guy. 010
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 06/07/2026@pantstrovich.bsky.social I was at the mall of America. Didn't go in. Still a bit curious though. 010
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Not sure how but things just keep getting darker here in the US of A 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 14/06/2026My friend Matrix died yesterday. He was about 20 I think. I used to give him rides. I miss him. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I have tip toe through the tulips running through my head. The Tiny Tim song. I may need to amputate. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 11/06/2026There is a piece of prechewed gum in the urinal if anyone wants it. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Just had a chuckwagon sammich for lunch and let me tell you, that thing was not assembled with love. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 02/06/2026We have chainmail gauntlets at work we need to wear when using a chisel. All I can think of is Buggs Bunny slapping the shit out of Yosemite Sam with one. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 30/05/2026My neck is very crunchy. I either have bone spurs or gravel. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I got a new, novel pain tonight. Like for about 10 minutes. Then it went away. Very exciting. 100
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 29/05/2026We now need to wear a chain mail gloves at work if we need to use a chisel for anything. We only have 1 glove. It looks silly. 000
Reposted by @beastlyhans.bsky.socialPrashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 28/05/2026This dog perfectly captures my vibe at work this month and I blame Arsenal for that (but also love Arsenal for that, don't stop now, one more) 🔴⚪ 5976131007
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Im gonna need a second job 😩 Bandai Namco is opening a store at the MOA. 010
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 28/05/2026www.instagram.com/p/DY2zliLvXt...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Welp there is a bird stuck in the building. My night is ruined. 010
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 25/05/2026@pantstrovich.bsky.social slate.com/life/2012/06...slate.comEvery Last One of Us Is a Chaos Muppet or an Order MuppetEvery once in a while, an idea comes along that changes the way we all look at ourselves forever. Before Descartes, nobody knew they were thinking.... 110
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 23/05/2026My iPad loged me out of my bluesky account and I can't find the password. I hate when my iPad logs me out of anything. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Dr Teeth and the electric mayhem.static.klipy.comThe Electric Mayhem: Animal & JaniceALT: The Electric Mayhem: Animal & Janice 020
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I have Christmas songs stuck in my head. Shoot me please. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 30/04/2026youtu.be/_t4tUeqjcjI?...youtu.beTennessee WhiskeyYouTube video by David Allan Coe - Topic 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I still have to much of my emotional well-being wrapped up in a tiny monkey. 010
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 25/03/2026youtu.be/xOp4PO0Ek9A?...youtu.beGood Morning AmericaYouTube video by Jesse Welles 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026@pantstrovich.bsky.social You almost made it. Unless you have a bacon obsession I don't know about. 100
Reposted by @beastlyhans.bsky.socialPantstrovich @pantstrovich.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Resources on anti-racism (to put it shortly). "The Work" Guide by @ wildginaa (that's her Venmo to donate to for her work on this) docs.google.com/document/u/0...docs.google.com“the work” guide 👋🏾Resources on racism, anti Blackness, social justice, white feminism, reparations, gentrification, Black American genocide, and more. I used some of these for my lecture on racism at Yale University in... 122
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I need a weeks vacation as a golden retriever just vibing on a front porch. 010
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Here is am, at the end of the world, about to clock in to make some doors. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 01/03/2026A survival game set on monster island would be a lot of fun. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I need a utility belt but just for like lip balm and icy hot and maybe one of those vicks inhalers. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Instead of cremation I think I want to be buried in a stone cairn. Sitting on a throne. With my lightsaber across my knees and grave goods. Like my collectible and stuff like that. Perhaps a Burger King crown on my head. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 03/02/2026The silence on this app is thunderous. The howels of rage on the other app give me hope. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 29/01/2026youtu.be/GDaPdpwA4Iw?...youtu.beBruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Lyric Video)YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I bet Don Jr licks daddy's butthole clean when they change him. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Im kinda stuck between we need a draft Walz for president movement and let the man retire after this he's earned it. 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Apparently it’s really easy to chase off nazis with water balloons in MN in the winter. 021
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 17/01/2026So I googled why is my neck crunchy when I stretch it. And it said it’s either tendon & ligament damage or bone spurs. Joy. 😑 000
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 16/01/2026So I have heard nothing from my siblings sense the invasion began. I am tempted to send out a group text saying I just got out of detention ay Snelling, my car is totaled and I had to get a new phone. Just to see there reaction. Im not going to but I want to. 010
beastlyhans.bsky.social @beastlyhans.bsky.social · 06/01/2026So my us passport is probably 25 years expired. Do I "renew" it or do I just apply for one? 000
