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I think they keep pushing for AI because they think humanity is flawed enough to wipe us out instead of letting us live our lives. Because in their eyes, we're nothing, and it hurts.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 30/07/2026

Demons that need to be banished from the Earth, that's what.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 20/07/2026

Somehow they've built up a tolerance to bullshit.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 10/07/2026

You know how in "Patty Hype", SpongeBob and Patrick give away the money they earned from selling Pretty Patties? I bet billionaires hate that scene.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 10/07/2026

Hey, Bluesky! About that age verification thing? LEAVE US ADULTS ALONE!!!

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 05/07/2026

Happy 250th birthday, America. I guess.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 05/07/2026

"Hey, wanna light some fireworks?" "Nah, that'll scare the neighbors' dogs." "Wanna do it anyway?" "HELL YEAH!!!"

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 02/07/2026

Sony CEO, in front of a camera with very little lighting, airing to the public, with a mentally insane grin on his face: "I come here to remind you that you will not own any game we provide in the future. And you are required to enjoy it. (Suddenly shouting) DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!!?!!?!"

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 30/06/2026

It. Was. Never. About. Protecting. The. God. Damn. Kids.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 28/06/2026

Server/internet dependency

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 20/06/2026

I couldn't have thought of a better way to end it. Phenomenal. The Amazing Digital Circus 2023 - 2026

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 19/06/2026

Am I the only one who likes cold pizza?

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 24/05/2026

You can't have "art" without "heart" 'cause that's where the fun really comes from.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 24/05/2026

I'd ask the same for Weird Al Yankovic's connection to Florida, but it's already explained. Kinda.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 21/05/2026

Another retailer contaminated by heinous business practices.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 13/05/2026

Can someone find a link between Patton Oswalt and blueberries?

Clicking on Patton Oswalt in the trending page led me to this random post about a guide to harvesting blueberries, sitting above a post from Patton Oswalt himself.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 06/05/2026

It USED to be fear, but now it's just straight-up hatred.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 08/04/2026

He doesn't just chicken out. He has the eyes of a chicken, too.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 07/04/2026

"Yeah, about your paycheck..."

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 06/04/2026

I always thought that air bag was a giant hand

An air bag warning taken from a Jeep Liberty

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 01/04/2026

"Rules for thee, but not for me, because thee are nothing but suckers and losers."

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 29/03/2026

You know, every portrayal of Trump shows him with tiny hands. And they're completely accurate to him IRL. Everyone, keep it up. 👍 #NoKings

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 20/03/2026

That episode kept me on edge all the way through. We have enough time to regain our sanity before we find out how it truly ends.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 17/01/2026

Playing this at a Chuck E Cheese was a core memory. It might be the only physical pinball machine I've ever played, let alone seen.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 16/01/2026

Remember that judgement of others for their skin color, gender, religion, and sexual orientation is unnecessary, unprovoked, and heavily unprofessional.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 12/01/2026

Her brain functions about as well as a dollar store battery.

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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 10/01/2026

Looks like the gun was mightier than the sword.

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