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Sony CEO, in front of a camera with very little lighting, airing to the public, with a mentally insane grin on his face: "I come here to remind you that you will not own any game we provide in the future. And you are required to enjoy it. (Suddenly shouting) DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!!?!!?!"

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I couldn't have thought of a better way to end it. Phenomenal. The Amazing Digital Circus 2023 - 2026

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Can someone find a link between Patton Oswalt and blueberries?

Clicking on Patton Oswalt in the trending page led me to this random post about a guide to harvesting blueberries, sitting above a post from Patton Oswalt himself.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I always thought that air bag was a giant hand

An air bag warning taken from a Jeep Liberty

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

You know, every portrayal of Trump shows him with tiny hands. And they're completely accurate to him IRL. Everyone, keep it up. 👍 #NoKings

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Remember that judgement of others for their skin color, gender, religion, and sexual orientation is unnecessary, unprovoked, and heavily unprofessional.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Anybody have those absolute nonsense dreams every now and then?

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

You know what? I think purple is my new favorite color.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Fun fact: you can neither prove nor deny the existence of the Invisible Man

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Sunlight during or immediately after rainfall, my only weakness.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

The *AI* is strong with this one. I guess that's the very thing that gives you trust issues, 'cause I genuinely can't tell if this is AI or not.

The current winter toy catalog of Walmart featuring a dog, apparently named Lil' Roy. I REALLY don't know if this is AI.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I'm not a huge religious nut, but regarding the Rapture theory, if John Nelson Darby existed two centuries earlier, he and Isaac Newton would've been bitter rivals.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Wile E. Coyote walks into a bar. Better than an anvil.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

So what's our stance on electric cars again? I'm genuinely confused.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

In another time, the villain of The Little Mermaid would've been called Salmonella.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I just confused a club for a spade while trying to get a flush in Balatro. Brilliant.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I'm still wondering how Clark Kent can hide his identity as Superman with only a pair of glasses.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

After a few rounds of Balatro, I think I'm finally understanding poker.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

You think people have insurance in Bikini Bottom?

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

"Nothing half full about this can", said my can of Pringles, a product that is verbally honest unlike those brands that fill only half the bag and call it a day.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Do burger king ads need to keep using that same tune?

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I need to actually do something around here, make myself stand out a little more. Hmm...

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

How would Harrison Ford handle a villain role?

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I wish everyone the absolute best of luck and safety during these rough four years that we will unfortunately experienced. God bless what America once was.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

You know when Toad touches a super mushroom, he's empowering himself.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

As hard as it is, Sonic Spinball is kinda cool.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Random thought: the Motorola logo is just the Williams pinball logo upside down.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I hate that my inner speech sounds better than my actual voice.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I just know for a fact that the orange guy is gonna pull a Simpsons joke on the Capitol with a sign that says "On this day of January 6, 2021, nothing happened." And it's not even gonna be a joke.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Our world could use a real-life vigilante like Batman.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

The night is darkest just before the dawn, I guess.

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

Does anyone else feel like the UI here is a little crowded?

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

Does anyone else feel like the UI here is a little crowded?

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beaseltheweasel.bsky.social @beaseltheweasel.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

Alright, Mr. Blue sky. Let's see what you're all about...

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