Reposted by tylertyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I name all of my bodily functions after modest mouse songs. For example: coming is “spitting venom” and drinking cum is “ocean breathes salty” 021
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I name all of my bodily functions after modest mouse songs. For example: coming is “spitting venom” and drinking cum is “ocean breathes salty” 021
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Tall, dark, and handsome implies small, blonde, and ugly 060
Reposted by tylertyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m so good at my problems that I make them other people’s problems 072
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m so good at my problems that I make them other people’s problems 072
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Recently took in 3 stray cats that were dumped in the park and put them in my garage until I can get them in a shelter. This is Big Lou and he’s my favorite 0100
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“ChatGPT told me” or “Claude told me” or “grok told me” well god told me to skin you alive 0110
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Shittiest day of the week is Saturday. It’s right there in the name. SaTURDay. 010
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A society of people in massive debt (or unable to save money) in a world where wages are low while costs are skyrocketing. Couple that with it being illegal to be homeless, you’ve got a draft kings to prison pipeline, baby. God bless the USA 0125
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The hottest thing anyone has ever asked me is “Have you seen Ravenous?” 020
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you go to prison, I recommend jacking off the biggest guy you can find. Not for any reason, just because it’s fun 051
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I wake up with a stuffed nose, there’s an instant where I think a spider laid eggs in there 310
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’ve sunk an embarrassing amount of time into EverQuest legends recently and I don’t regret it 000
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They, of course, decompensate in their health and become sicker and either get admitted or die. Pretty bleak! 030
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A neat feature of some of these Medicare cuts is that emergency rooms are now nursing homes for people that no longer have insurance. They just sit there for days and days. Too sick to go home but not sick enough to admit. 1165
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m so woke I do a land acknowledgement before going down on you 190
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I had to play these games and see the movies. Stupid dogshit! 021
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Having unprotected sex on the space needle call that sleeveless in Seattle 041
Reposted by tylertyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 09/11/2024Coworker: I’m not bothering you while you’re on your break am I? Me: (listening to Sandstorm by Darude with my noise canceling headphones on) when I say ‘cocksucker’ it’s a compliment 1243
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026We record remote now anyway since Nate moved to Washington 110
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Thru these twinks I’m barrelin Handiwork fine I’m Thom Merrilin 031
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Gal Gadot be like “his bundt cakes were promised to me 3000 years ago!” 050
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton… 1946. Tim Curry… 1946. They come in 3s right? 040
Reposted by tylerHate Speech Podcast @hatespeechpod.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What up haters! New episode! We’re discussing CRINGE with @garaktailor.com! Remember: kill the part of you that cringes. Cringe is a gun. Cringe is a tool of fascism. And more!open.spotify.com065 - Cringe - Gerblin ModeHate Speech · Episode 1137
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026When you come to the hospital a lot, they put a little airplane next to your name to signify “frequent flyer” status 020
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026In X-men, blue skin means brown skin in real life so that’s why Alan Cumming is technically doing blackface in X2 and doomsday 020
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026How it feels going to the Asian supermarket for green tea KitKats 171767168
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Preparing for the most pathetic fall tv discourse of 40 year olds watching that new Harry Potter tv show. 171
Reposted by tylertyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I am a master of the perverted arts. I had to register my hands as sexual weapons. 171
tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I am a master of the perverted arts. I had to register my hands as sexual weapons. 171
