BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026@macis51w.bsky.social *boop* Get the Chunky Guys app and boop me back! 010
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I’m still trying to place the accent. But there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the voice 000
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026But most importantly- how naked-friendly is the yard? 😜 110
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026And whilst everyone & his husbear keeps trying to sell me beard straighteners; the kink/curl in mine leaves me disposed 2b trying the Greco Roman statue style of curly beard. This was my attempt. A single brush thru & it didn’t look any wavier than normal. Any hints gratefully received #beardcurls 181
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026…which was a right pain. Still haven’t planned the next work move as I don’t know if I’ll be better off taking carers allowance and UC than trying to find a job that fits the hours needed for hubby. He’s home again, I still need a proper break. And no I haven’t managed to make it near the barbers 190
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026…while mine seems on permanent hiatus AND Red alert. That hasn’t made me particularly social media friendly. In the meantime, we managed to sell the pharmacy chain I was running, then got made redundant (which wasn’t unexpected) but had to fight via ACAS for the payout [cont.] 120
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026So it’s been a wee while… Until 3 weeks ago hubby had managed 14 whole months without a full overnight hospitalisation 🥳 Sadly that also means I haven’t had a single day off for all of that time and I’m a little whacked and not prone to being how people are enjoying “real lives” [cont.] 140
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Just discovered the Chunky Guys app portal to Bluesky (apps.apple.com/gb/app/chunk...) Yes it’s android friendly as well. Let’s see how it goes. Greetings @knasher.com -long time no see 👍apps.apple.comChunky Guys App - App StoreDownload Chunky Guys by Chunky Technology Limited on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips and more games like Chunky Guys. 171
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Except… you would have the mirrors and the camera angles properly worked out🔥😜😜 010
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Making myself useful whilst waiting in line🔥🔥🔥🔥🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳 160
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’m blaming the continued ridiculous heat for the bad punning 0220
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 08/08/2025About as much fun as I can have at the moment. But very creamy 0280
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Rejected artwork for The 1976’s upcoming album “Drought”. Top Feedback: Too literal 000
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Thank you chap much appreciated. It’s been a bit of a trial😬 120
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Join my leaderboard in The New York Times Games app. We’ll be able to follow each other’s daily scores, ranks and solve times for multiple games. www.nytimes.com/crosswords/a...nytimes.comDownload the New York Times Games AppPlay Wordle, Spelling Bee, Sudoku, The Crossword and more on iOS and Android. You'll find new puzzles daily. 030
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Sadly however this means that this is about as exciting as my sex life gets. It was very creamy and of course I swallowed😇😇 2270
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 24/04/2025You Americans can never get your imperial measurements correct can you- this is Girth😆😈🐳 0190
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 24/04/2025The things I would do with you and a harness🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳 0240
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 24/04/2025OMG! I thought our first one was bad enough at 30 minutes😵💫 But part of the joys of socialism and the NHS in the UK is not having to play with the vagaries of health insurers thank god - or the last two years would have bankrupted me and hubby apart from breaking us😬 010
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 24/04/2025So I’ve been very absent. TLDR Nov hubby came home with strict instructions to keep his legs elevated or risk losing them. Dec & Jan I spent living hour to hour over whether he’d last another day. End of Feb paralysed leg removed above knee. Much improved! He’s back home and I’m exhausted. Fuck me 4420
Reposted by BearGetFKDDaddy Tiw @quasehimbo.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I dont smoke also would I be a handsome trucker? 🤔 1251
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Because you’re beautiful. Insides and out. And when I say “insides”…😈😈😈😜 010
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Totally Vers! (Or the filling in the sandwich… it’s a BIG sandwich😈) 080
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Never believed I would see the day- 1000 followers - I truly am humbled… and chubby, and delicious 😜 0290
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 28/09/2024I’d just like to point out these were not mentioned in the millennial’s “budget planning” article and have required significant investment😈😜 110
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 28/09/2024Holy mother of god. Pick me! Pick me!🔥🔥🔥🔥💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 021
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 28/09/2024Can you not just live in an organic recycled cardboard box until you’ve saved enough to buy your one bedroom cupboard? Honestly the children of today…🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ 010
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 28/09/2024After crashing and burning spectacularly at pleasuredrome on Tuesday to get my arse seen to; ME1’s wonderful Furry Friday event delivered, multiple times😈😈💦💦💦💦 including a 15 and 5 year unrequited wait finally sorted. And the steam room spit-roast was just what the Dr ordered for me🫃🐷💦💦💦😜😜 0752
Reposted by BearGetFKDDad Dog McQuaig @mcquaig.bsky.social · 12/09/2024Heard y’all like video posts! Here’s a #ThrowbackThursday video of me fuckin’ my boyfriend in an abandoned tunnel! 618623
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 22/09/2024First one of three this weekend. I’m not that much of a slut/DaddyStud lol 😝 2120
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 22/09/2024It’s been a bad month. Hubby is in respite care so I can have a break- but it’s not really working out either 😬 So I needed some mindless head. Its only Sunday morning here but this is the first one of three… so far 😜so I thought I’d do my first bsky vid It was damn good😈💦💦💦💦 31144
BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 30/08/2024In 5 or less words, start a fight not about religion or politics: Pineapple. Pizza. Discuss. 130