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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

@macis51w.bsky.social *boop* Get the Chunky Guys app and boop me back!

BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

And whilst everyone & his husbear keeps trying to sell me beard straighteners; the kink/curl in mine leaves me disposed 2b trying the Greco Roman statue style of curly beard. This was my attempt. A single brush thru & it didn’t look any wavier than normal. Any hints gratefully received #beardcurls

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

So it’s been a wee while… Until 3 weeks ago hubby had managed 14 whole months without a full overnight hospitalisation 🥳 Sadly that also means I haven’t had a single day off for all of that time and I’m a little whacked and not prone to being how people are enjoying “real lives” [cont.]

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Just discovered the Chunky Guys app portal to Bluesky (apps.apple.com/gb/app/chunk...) Yes it’s android friendly as well. Let’s see how it goes. Greetings @knasher.com -long time no see 👍

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Chunky Guys App - App Store

Download Chunky Guys by Chunky Technology Limited on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips and more games like Chunky Guys.

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I’m blaming the continued ridiculous heat for the bad punning

A large hairy man who appears to be naked in a garden. His lower half is artistically obscured with an arrangement of Peony Flowers. It bears a legend: “Have you seen my enormous Peonies?”

A close up of some white and pink Peonies

A large hairy man who appears to be naked in a garden. His lower half is artistically obscured with an arrangement of Peony Flowers

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

About as much fun as I can have at the moment. But very creamy

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Join my leaderboard in The New York Times Games app. We’ll be able to follow each other’s daily scores, ranks and solve times for multiple games. www.nytimes.com/crosswords/a...

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Download the New York Times Games App

Play Wordle, Spelling Bee, Sudoku, The Crossword and more on iOS and Android. You'll find new puzzles daily.

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Sadly however this means that this is about as exciting as my sex life gets. It was very creamy and of course I swallowed😇😇

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

So I’ve been very absent. TLDR Nov hubby came home with strict instructions to keep his legs elevated or risk losing them. Dec & Jan I spent living hour to hour over whether he’d last another day. End of Feb paralysed leg removed above knee. Much improved! He’s back home and I’m exhausted. Fuck me

A naked bear from behind leans against a garden shed

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Well I can definitely manage 2 of the three🐳

2025 transformation generator gif. Reads: MUSKY BEARDED GOGO DANCER

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Daddy Tiw @quasehimbo.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I dont smoke also would I be a handsome trucker? 🤔

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Totally Vers! (Or the filling in the sandwich… it’s a BIG sandwich😈)

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

🍊🍊🍊🍊🧡🧡🧡🧡

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Never believed I would see the day- 1000 followers - I truly am humbled… and chubby, and delicious 😜

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

After crashing and burning spectacularly at pleasuredrome on Tuesday to get my arse seen to; ME1’s wonderful Furry Friday event delivered, multiple times😈😈💦💦💦💦 including a 15 and 5 year unrequited wait finally sorted. And the steam room spit-roast was just what the Dr ordered for me🫃🐷💦💦💦😜😜

Freshly bred daddyhole
A white hairy man’s jock-strapped arse spreading his hole towards the camera hoping to see the multiple loads dripping out

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Dad Dog McQuaig @mcquaig.bsky.social · 12/09/2024

Heard y’all like video posts! Here’s a #ThrowbackThursday video of me fuckin’ my boyfriend in an abandoned tunnel!

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 23/09/2024

Lordy that’s a big fat slimy one😇

A British garden slug. Shown with a pot of sweeteners for scale. The slug is approximately 4 inches long

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 22/09/2024

It’s been a bad month. Hubby is in respite care so I can have a break- but it’s not really working out either 😬 So I needed some mindless head. Its only Sunday morning here but this is the first one of three… so far 😜so I thought I’d do my first bsky vid It was damn good😈💦💦💦💦

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 30/08/2024

Awaits onslaught of Brazilian hot bears…

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 30/08/2024

In 5 or less words, start a fight not about religion or politics: Pineapple. Pizza. Discuss.

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 28/08/2024

New dailyjocks.com arrived this morning. It’s a DJX jock which is one of my preferred fits to be honest. Some might think this is zebra print; to me it’s Friesian cow. MILK ME😈

A zebra print jock strap from DJX
It’s a very full pouch

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 26/07/2024

Shown in reverse order this time but continuing on from the previous post and ending with a reasonably #fatcockfriday

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 26/07/2024

This was intended as a #humpday post but given how mad(denning?) my existence is currently this is the first chance to post the photos. I get a monthly “surprise” jock from dailyjocks.com this arrived on Wednesday

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 26/07/2024

I didn’t get to work from home during Covid as I became a frontline worker. So today as I get my first psychotherapy session as a carer I decided that this picture is all the clothing I will be wearing on Zoom

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 23/07/2024

Really? “Average understanding of others” based on 8 questions, 4 of which are “can you translate millennial to Gen Z?” Well maybe if you handed me the Rosetta Stone…. But this is missing the fundamental element that each gen has always striven to obfuscate part of its language from their elders

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 21/07/2024

I am categorically a 4 -if I’m going in any direction it would be towards the 5. I’m NOT fine with people that want to keep putting me in the 1 camp because of my dick. The same way that I was never fine when tutors kept trying to make me a Tenor when I’m a badass Bass that can hit the high notes

Top/versatile/bottom sliding scale.
Lube optional 😝

State your number
1.) 100% TOP - I NEVER BOTTOM
2.) I AM A TOP WILLING ТО BOTTOM OCCASIONALLY
3.) I AM A TOP LEANING VERSATILE
4.) I AM VERSATILE
5.) I AM A BOTTOM LEANING VERSATILE
6.) I AM A BOTTOM WILLING TO TOP OCCASIONALLY
7. 100% BOTTOM - I NEVER TOP

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 19/07/2024

So it’s been a while. We’re both still alive but exhausted mentally and physically but as we now have care teams coming in 4 times a day for him, getting the option for the likes of this #FCF on a scorching hot day are going to be few and far between

A hairy chested white man stands buck naked in his backyard grasping his thick tumescent daddy cock, his full heavy hairless balls swing low

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 29/06/2024

Because it’s been a shitty week. Because he wants to “book tickets to Switzerland” and because my knee is knackered and I needed to watch last weekends Grand Prix So here’s my #fatcockfriday complete with added manfat 💦💦

The same thick white cock dripping in cum from a slightly different angle. Semen can be seen in a trail going above the furry tummy and navel

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 23/06/2024

A blood moon hanging low in the sky when you’re in deep countryside is a rather epic bonus. Apologies for the slightly shaky long exposure work, it’s been a fun wedding <hic>

A blood red midsummer moon rising over Bredon Hill in the far distance

The joys of modern smartphone camera trickery. This is the Moon at 11pm a day after Mid Summer. What looks like the breaking dawn is a blood red moon

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 22/06/2024

A day later than planned arrival but so far it’s been nearly a perfect family weekend🍾🍾

The backs of two men either side of a person wearing a classic wedding gown with train blowing in the breeze. They and we are facing a stunning price of British countryside with a lake at the bottom of the slope continuing on to grassland, early arable shoots and woodland in the distance

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 20/06/2024

Whilst yesterday’s reporting of this by the independent was gloatingly chuckle worthy. That this is in and commissioned by the Torygraph is pearl-clutchingly splutteringly MAGNIFICENT @defn28.bsky.social will even like this one🥳🥳🎉🍾 apple.news/AJbsjhmIqQbC... Sorry I broke my political moratorium

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Sunak to lose seat in Tory wipeout, major poll predicts

Exclusive survey for The Telegraph also shows party on track to slump to 53 seats, with around three-quarters of Cabinet voted out

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

Long ass week only halfway through. Bugger of a long day but at least it was MUCH more positive than yesterday. Yep it sure is #humpday

A hairy white man bares his buttocks in front of a garden shed

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 18/06/2024

Not surprising for me sexvalues.github.io

Results from an online questionnaire sexvalues.github.io

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 18/06/2024

THOR!!!! What did Daddy tell you about fucking with the weather?? Now how are you going to make it up to me? #returnofthegods #tummytuesday

A grizzled bearded hairy half nude man stands framed by dark stormclouds

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

Repost with your latest pole pic

A white male fists his hard cock with a silicone cock ring and bottle of poppers on the floor beneath him

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 14/06/2024

As a son of the farm myself WOW just WOW!

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

Quote skeet with a picture of you outdoors.

A hairy white male faces some graffiti’d concrete with an open green field off to the left. The male has his trousers down to his knees displaying his lily white arse framed by a jockstrap

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

Make a band milder: They Might Be a Bit Above Average Height

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

#humpday in the accesible wet room with added Nair. Needed some “Me” time

A man spreading his hole wide in a shower room with disability access aids

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 11/06/2024

Out of their responsibilities without even the courtesy of meeting him nor advising us of the fact that they didn’t deem him to necessitate their interaction! I’ve learned more in the last 2 hours which way to turn than in the last 9 months and I AM FUCKING LIVID🤬🤯😤🤬🤯😤🤬🤯😤 Sorry I needed to vent 4/4

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 11/06/2024

I am so glad I didn’t make that phone call. I am literally still shaking with rage half an hour later. Screaming into the void doesn’t even come close. I have been asking for this modicum of interaction and guidance for 9 fucking months and Social Services have written my husband out of their 3/?

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BearGetFKD @beargetfkd.bsky.social · 11/06/2024

And finally was able to deduce that the reason no social worker has ever been in contact was hubby deemed “Self-sufficient” in a care report!! A person that is half-paralysed, cannot stand unaided and needs every aspect of their existence supervised or aided is apparently Self-sufficient… 2/?

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