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Zach M

@beardybooknerd.bsky.social
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A writer, a reader, a dairy-free creamer Birmingham, Al 🏳️‍🌈

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 19h
"She had time to tell me was that she is, for the moment, in Iceland, where she is listening to the wind," I want to be like her when I’m old. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Canadian poet Anne Carson wins Nobel Prize in Literature
Carson, 76, is celebrated for works that often cross boundaries between poetry, fiction and scholarship.
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When you climbed up too high and now the entire bridge crew is involved in getting you down
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m so fucking tired of EVERYTHING existing as a way to squeeze every last penny from everyone. $2.50 to air up a tire at a gas station. Second hand lamps at goodwill for full retail. Donated Halloween decorations at another thrift store priced at more than retail price. What. The. Fuuuuck!
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dolly still feeding me
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me trying to argue with ai
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I feel much cooler after a haircut
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Snap saw it first, but my chest is very popular
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
MR PEANUT
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
She always watching
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yall THIS WAS A GOOD JOKE
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I feel like Charliane Harris missed a real opportunity by not calling "True Blood" "Blood Light"
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO NOTICED THIS
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TrekMovie.com @trekmovie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wishing a very happy birthday to Jonathan Frakes, aka Will (and Thomas) Riker, and director of two Star Trek movies plus episodes of Next Gen, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Discovery, Picard & Strange New Worlds, and cohosts the Dropping Names podcast with pal Brent Spiner. Celebrate in song!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
213 Killed In How Do You Pronounce That?
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Today is my Mom, @bhamblues.bsky.social birthday! Yall should wish her the happiest of birthdays today!
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Never underestimate The Gays ability to use any app that isn’t Grindr as if it WERE Grindr
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Found out someone in London is using my pics on Grindr to catfish people… and I guess I’m flattered?
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Today is my Friday! Been a busy week but I’m ready for the day
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A lady here at the water park wearing a T-shirt that read “Block his number, let ugly have him”
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m very freckldy
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Also, my arms are getting big?
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Going to a water park. Thots and pliers yall
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Happy Friday, yall!
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Is it ok if I post sleepy selfies?
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sometimes the bed-head is its own character
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I described Alabama recently like this: "It's backward and beautiful, stupid and serene. It has so much potential that is squandered. Like a sibling who was once bound for great things but ruined their life with bad decisions."
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m starting to see some changes in my face. I like it
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ugh, you’re telling me it’s STILL July?
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This dog is giving perfect BearFace @weratedogs.com calls it Nonchalant, but the gays know this look
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
She judges me from her perch atop the toilet
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Where are my gay male and trans masc Alabama folks? #gay #alabama #transmasc #gaymen #gayalabama
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Me watching all the comments roll in about how often I’m pooping on a GLP-1
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
No, I don’t want to follow your Bluesky that is comprised of repeatedly posted links to your OF account.
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So I’ve started a GLP-1 and I’m still adjusting my brain to the tiny amount of food I can actually eat without feeling terrible or throwing up. It’s been kinda cool eating a little portion and feeling like I’ve had a feast. Down 22 lbs already
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Today feels like a “say something hat day”
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Got my hairs cut and feeling a little self esteem!
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Snapchat is wild because some twink will post a pic with the caption "never let your FEAR get in the way of SUCCESS and your OPPORTUNITIES" and i'm like bryce you work at a Circle K and have for 7 years.
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the new Hasbro Electronic Thermal Detonator! I see no way this could possibly end badly for anyone taking one of these through airport security!
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Women can do anything. Even be Matt Damon for the dangerous stuff!
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Good For Her You Go Girl
Alt: A clip of Lucille Bluth saying "Good For Her"
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I thought everyone got an exorcism at 16? Did yall not get an exorcism?
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You ever wonder if God didn’t make this reality, instead we are the product of a cosmic ChatGPT prompt thats just gone completely off the rails and now nobody is in control?
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I do be havin dem tiddies
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Smoggie Queens Series 3 LETS GOOOOO
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 16/07/2026
“A.I. Movies” www.tiktok.com/@americanbar...
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me too!
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"I can't die now" says man who then died.
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Watching the rest of the east coast wake up to this news is certainly a fun thing to see.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock
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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s too hot and too early to be this sweaty
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