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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎

@beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social
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#Resist 💙💙#MAGAisWeird - here for the sarcasm & the fun 💜💜 #comedian #Pittsburgh Instagram : @TheBeardofPittsburgh Enjoy some comedy on my YouTube channel youtube.com/@thebeardofpittsburgh?s…

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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 3h
Congratulations! You guys are so talented and great to watch, listen and read to! Thank you for all you do?
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The Office: Michael Scott Bows and Says Thank You
ALT: The Office: Michael Scott Bows and Says Thank You
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 13h
No Ken Paxton??🤣🤣🤡🤡
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 13h
Mitch McConnell, doing stand up at an open mic, acknowledging the light.
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fresh batch of Carolina Reaper honey 🔥🔥🔥
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ordered my new egg separator. You put the raw egg in the back & the white separates from the yolk out the front. It has a lock and keys so nobody can steal it!😎😎
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Many of you are asking how you can help me. My only ask is this: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4w6emld
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey @hsgac.senate.gov - what the fuck?
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So they feel a high speed chase is necessary, that could potentially lead to crashes and injuries, or killings of innocent people? Even the police will not proceed with high speed pursuits if they feel the suspect isn’t an imminent threat to others. Something tells me, he’s probably not a threat.
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“The lord Jehovah has given unto you these 15, fuck, 10 commandments! For all to obey.” Mel Brooks 6:81
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
October surprise
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💔💜
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That expression you have when you find out Darth Vader is your father.
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not only that Senator. But he also went on the Charlie Kirk show right after. When the host brought up the exchange with Jack Smith, he didn’t even correct the host.
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks for the warning!
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Freshly shaved legs 💜 Bright fishnet stockings 💜 Steelers jersey 💜 ready for the game 💜
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
IDK how anyone thinks Paxton is good for Texas. 21 people were murdered in Uvalde, including 19 children. Calling that part of God’s “plan” is beyond grotesque. Some comments reveal more about a politician than any campaign ad ever could. This is one of them.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember this? Who’s the stupid one now?
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Exactly
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would like to see the media stay out of the White House, and just refuse to be at his press conferences.
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah! I wish Amy Acton would go to the batting cage so I can compare candidates
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She’s very concerned
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taco Bell says they’re good
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But FOUR CENTS Adam!! I feel so rich now!! Thank you president Donnie Von ShitzenPantz!!
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s just doing that, so when the courts tell him he can’t, he will declare it’s a national security issue & it has to be done.
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Come on out to the Dive Bar & Grill (North Hills) for our monthly Open Mic Comedy Show! Tonight at 6:00 pm on the upper floor! Join us for some laughs, and if you think you have something to share, try your hand at it! I’ll be your host, The Beard of Pittsburgh, Greg Malenky
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We will have to walk to his funeral
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t forget. Come to the Dive Bar & Grill (North Hills) tomorrow evening for the monthly Open Mic Comedy Show. The fun starts at 6:00 pm on the upper floor!!
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. I’m here!
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes - stupid Yes - believes what he is saying Yes - thinks MAGA will buy it 3 for 3
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m not a doctor. But when I see someone in a wheelchair without legs, I know they can’t walk. When I see Trump try to explain policy behind the Resolute Desk, I know he’s a demented person.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How can anybody vote for her? I mean, seriously. What a liar and a fraud. This is brutal.
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I didn’t know bulldogs wore suits
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And @latenightseth.bsky.social did a #CloserLook and asked “Why would he jump in the water TOWARDS the shark?”🤣🤣
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That’s like saying I sent our company president 500 ideas to improve the business & help our customers. Yet none of them were implemented.
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why?
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So sorry for your loss.💔
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
But the “fund” is dead according to Blanche?
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Was he drinking beforehand?
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Denzel Washington: I'm Drunk Right Now
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Does anyone know when the next attempt on Donnie Von ShitzenPantz is? Halftime tonight, after the game, or sometime tomorrow? I just would like to work around my schedule.
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who?
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How many sentences are they going to make. I would place my house, car and other expense dollars, and take the over 500
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Erika Kirk Reveals Devastating Moments After Charlie's Death As Anniversary Looms I think it was more like a Saturday Night Fever dream 😎
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/09/2026
Just ordered my tickets to Trumpapalooza in Dallas. I won’t be going, of course. I just wanted to make sure six seats spend the evening listening to Trump instead of actual human beings. You can order yours here: events.gopconvention.com/events/2026-...
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2026 Republican Convention Tickets
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What an amazing night at the Ciry Winery! My first big show! Great crowd & great comedians!!💜💜🔥🔥🤬😎
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Of course, Trump doesn’t care about treaties.
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had one of my best times at the Pittsburgh City Winery. Thank you Nick Harrison for having me, and to the other comedians that shared the stage with me. And especially thank you to all the people who came out tonight to watch the show! You were an FANTASTIC CROWD!💜💜😎😎
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
PLEASE DO NOT SHARE THIS!!
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Check out “Instadocs: The Decoy Plane” on Netflix Holy shit!! There’s a doc on @netflix.com about Trump’s food cart flight! 🤡🤡🤣🤣😎😎
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The Beard of Pittsburgh 💜😎 @beardofpittsburgh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I bet if you replace Russia or China with Minnesota, Trump would be so outraged!!
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