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Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Another rejection from a literary agent. Oh well. Three more rejections to go then I move on to list 2.

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Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Anyone good at making mash ups of two songs?

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Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Taking a break while cooking dinner.

Image is a monochrome of me sat in the garden wearing an apron that says prick.

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Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Apartment 7A. If you’ve seen Rosemarys Baby you don’t need to see this “prequel”. It’s well made but the exact same fucking film but the evening doesn’t match the original which is really fucking annoying.

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Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I need to stop weighing myself. I’ve been going to the gym a lot recently and I’m still heavy, yet, tonight I’m wearing a pair of shorts I’ve never been able to get into. I bought them as they’re a brand a love and the store was closing so they were cheap.

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Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Coffee and blackcurrant strepsils are not a marriage made in heaven.

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Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here, this is the war room!

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Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

First book rejection. Four more to come.

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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 03/09/2026

And we're off! I'll be using our usual hashtag for trips if you want to avoid a gazillion probably boring updates. #RABOT (Rob And Brad On Tour, or maybe Rob And Brad Oran Tour this time!) #RVKBEAR

Three men in a car. We're all in black tops, Rob and Oran have caps on. Maybe I should have worn a cap...

A photo of the car stereo playing "Mum's Gone To Iceland" by Bennet. You can also see the cute little bear pilot air freshener with the propeller that spins when the air con is turned on.

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Kiss my cunt, this is one of the worst things I’ve seen! And I’m sure I’ve seen the lead actor in porn.

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That’s it. Add a drag queen. That’ll make us like it. (It hasn’t!)

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It’s like Megan meets Bicentennial Man! But they took all the bads parts of those films to make this one. And then made it worse.

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We’re watching Soulm8te (stupid name!). I was told it’s boring. So far they were right. Also, I already worked out at least two deaths.

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Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Looks like it’s been decided I’ve had enough sleep.

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Before you, My whole life was acapella Now a symphony's The only song to sing @sideb.chez.gay

Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I was walking round Athenry early and spotted a swastika graffitied onto an electric box. A fucking swastika! I’m going back tomorrow to try and clean it off. Assholes.

Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I love our induction hob, I just can’t cook for shit. And I hate the controls. But that’s just me. Can’t cook and can’t work the controls. But I love our induction hob.

Okay, we’re watching Popeyes Revenge now. Eva Ray! OMFG! Hilarious.

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We’re watching Power Ballad. It’s been a while since I’ve watched this level of shit. Even Water Park Shark was better! And less predictable.

I hate public transport.

Literary agents say it’ll be 6-9 weeks before I get a reply. WHY HAVE THEY NOT REPLIED YET! (I sent the project yesterday!)

There were too many bad things about it for me to enjoy it. But, you know, I should probably realise I’m not 10 any more.

Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Well, we just watched the new Pinocchio. It was better than Bambi but only just.

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The cat is not the only cute being in that video.

Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I've written a book. Non-fiction. 80k words. About mom passing away and finding out I have a sister. It's been an emotional rollercoaster. I'm about to send it to some literary agents. The idea of this wrecks my head. I'm sat looking at the emails but can't send them. I need to take a pause.

Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Happy birthday to my baby boy, Timber! He’s 1 today!

Image shows a black dog, sitting (for once!) with his eyes closed.

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Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Both of them snoring. I will never get any fucking sleep!

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Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The 1987 Master of the Universe was better than this 2026 utter trash.

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That was our first date, 24 years ago today. Now he's my husband, no longer a copper, and I'm no longer a criminal. Just domesticity, and the occasional handcuff Tuesday. Happy anniversary, @sideb.chez.gay . You arrested me and never let me go. (6/6)

He gave me food, a hot drink and the use of his shower. I was so grateful I offered to show him exactly how grateful. He said eat first, then we'll see. I ate. We saw. Several times. The truncheon was never needed. The cuffs, however, were used again. And again. (5/6)

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Clamped the cuffs on, nice & tight (good boy!), and took me in. Walking to the cop shop I told him my story. We both got emotional. Hugged me and said he could make this better. £20 and his address, an hour later. Cuffs stayed on. Didn't complain. I've never been one to waste a good restraint. (4/6)

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Suddenly I felt a hand on my shoulder. 'What do we have here then?' came a booming voice. I turned to find a 6ft4 policeman, truncheon in hand, twirling his handcuffs. My heart sank. Something else (wink), however, sat up and took notice. I've always had good instincts. (3/6)

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One night I found a Mercedes parked by the bench I was sleeping on. Rolls of banknotes on the dash, the back seat full of food. The lock gave, open. I started helping myself, tucking sandwiches into my coat, counting the notes. (2/6)

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So there I was, down and out, living a life of crime. Petty theft. I'd break into cars for glovebox change or food on the back seat. Desperate times. (1/6)