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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Banjo is playing... well, the banjo! Kazooie is in Banjo's backpack, grooving to the song Banjo's playing.

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

//the funny thing is that this wouldn't even be the first time i mused these two

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Looks left. Looks right. Kazooie eats the nuts- "Woah! Well whaddya know, ya managed to shut her up for a bit!" In response, Kazooie spits one of the nuts right at banjo's head." "Ouch!"

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

"AND NOW GRUNTY'S HERE! GREEEEEEEEEEAT." "You gotta be hyuckin' me right now."

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

//don't be! only reason i had that many is because my autistic dumbass likes WAY too many characters i also wasn't always active on all of them either

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Banjo & Kazooie stop approaching. They look at each other, then look back at LOG. "...Y'know what? That doesn't sound too bad actually."

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

//ITS OKAY LMAO i have trouble with that too sometimes, its the autism methinks

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

//ik that id on't either lol im just bein silly

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

//I KNWO YOU GOT THOSE MR SCHMIDT!!!

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

//mike. take yo motherhyuckin' sleep pills and GO TO SLEEP THEN!!! WHY YOU POSTIN' AT 1 AM???

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

//ik ik i'm joking XD im not taking this whole no fortnite bit seriously anyway

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

//both of you go the hyuck to sleep yes it is also past midnight for me but i do not care

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

...THAT'S NOT THE POINT, MUMBO!!! Wait. Hear him out. WHA- Would it be THAT bad if we got into Fortnite? ...I MEAN I GUESS IT COULD BE WORSE.

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

//oh don't worry, there'll never be an actual fight. banjo & kazooie would win.

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

//disclaimer: i actually like fortnite but the bit was too funny to resist

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

He's gonna put us into Fortnite!! MUMBO YOU GOTTA GET US OUTTA HERE!!

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

we gotta put em' down." "...FOR ONCE, I AGREE WITH YOU." Banjo steps closer bit by bit, keeping his menacing face locked on LOG as Kazooie cracks her knuckles.

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

"HEY!! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, IT'S HARD TO PLAY THE OLD GAMES WHEN EMULATION IS SLOWLY BECOMING A DYING FORM OF TODAY'S GENERATION ACTUALLY BEING ABLE TO PLAY AN OLD CONSOLE'S GAMES!!!" "...WAIT, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT A BATTLE ROYALE?" Banjo & Kazooie stare LOG down like this. "...Kazooie? I think+

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

"HEY!! I CAN'T HELP IT, YA MONITA NINTENDO LAND LOOKING DUMMY!!! I'M A BIRD, I SQUAWK WHEN I TALK!!" "Yeah, what SHE said! ...Hey, wait a minute!! You ain't here to shove us into another racing game that everybody's gonna hate, are ya??"

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Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

"A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage. This puppet's role has just ended." -Majora, Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask #LoZRP #MVRP

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Kazooie spots LOG, facepalms and sighs. "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW??" "Kazooie, what it i-"

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Sorry about Kazooie, she's a bit grumpy cause of the long flight here. I'm Banjo, and that bird is Kazooie! I CAN INTRODUCE MYSELF, FUZZ FOR BRAINS!! BUT YEAH, I'M KAZOOIE.

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

[ Luckily for the bear and bird, neither of them notice that Sonic is ded. ] OH, WOWWWWW! THAT WAN'T SARCASM, I'M GENUINELY IMRPESSED. Wow Kazooie, that's refreshingly honest of you! But yeah, gettin' married is a BIG deal! Hope you two are happy together!

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Howdy, stranger! I'M SORRY, WHO ARE YOU??

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

"WAIT A MINUTE!!!" Kazooie comes out of the backpack. "BLUEBOY GOT HITCHED???" "Well, congratulations Sonic!" "OKAY BUT, LIKE, HOW???" "...Kazooie. Don't be rude. I'm SO sorry Sonic, you know how she is!" "WAS IT WITH THAT HUMAN PRINCESS??" Banjo is stunned into silence.

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BANJO & KAZOOIE @bearandbreegull.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

"Oh, hey Sonic! How've ya been old pal?"

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