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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Another tiny kong doodle
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
" . . . Swanky Kong? "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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donkey kong is standing next to a boombox in the jungle
ALT: donkey kong is standing next to a boombox in the jungle
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
" Nope, just hitting the books n' stuff. Lanky on the other hand. . . "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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donkey kong is standing next to a boombox in a video game scene
ALT: donkey kong is standing next to a boombox in a video game scene
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
" Eh? She just went to college. "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
" Ol' Nintendo forgot it. "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
" Sure does. Kinda her whole thing! "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
" Y'mean Candy? The most gorgeous lady ever? "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
" Huh? Which one? "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
" Damn right. "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Holding out earplugs. " These, my friend. "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
" 'Ya mean Cranky? He's my old man. "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
" YEAH LIL' MAN! GET OVER HERE N' GROOVE, WITH YOUR NEW GAME! "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
" Oh yeah! Forgot to welcome you! "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
" FEELS GOOD MAN! "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Yeah, but they got an industry plant.
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
You say that like we're winnin' anymore.
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
HIT IT CRANKY
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
LET'S GOOO
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
YEEEEAAAAAAAH LET'S GOOOOOO WE WON SOMETHING
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Eh, they're the usual. I think.
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Nothin' old man.
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I DID MISS YOU You're just. So pretty.
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
how do you spell gorjus
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
H. HEY CANDY!
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
AWOOGA
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
" Yeah. "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
HELL YEAH WE'RE BACK AGAIN AND ITS ABOUT TIME TOO
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
ah shit, here we go again.
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Ehh. Probably that one Walrus that ruined his birthday. Maybe the tiki guys who stole his bananas.
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I miss Chunky Kong, man.
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𝐋𝐄𝐓'𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓‼️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
@bananaslammas.bsky.social “HE’S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH!~ YOU KNOW HIM WELL!~ HE’S FINALLY BACK! TO KICK SOME TAIL! HIS COCONUT GUNS! CAN FIRE IN SPURTS! IF HE SHOOTS YA! IT’S GONNA HURT!~ HE’S BIGGER! FASTER! AND STRONGER TOO! HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW! HUH! D.K! DONKEY KONG!~”🎶
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Nope. You drool more than a mule who's a fool. "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Breaking several bones.
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" You know I rule. "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Gonna go aura farm now.
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" I can keep goin', Drool. "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Man keeps stealin' my bananas, capturin' my family, and startin' trouble. "
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— HOPEFUL HERO; DEKU @swearshope.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Goose
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" And then maybe I'll go hang with ol' Toadstool. "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Don't even get me started on K. Mule. "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Maybe I'll send you back to school. Learn to use the spoolG Have you eat some gruel? Go be a tool, while I lie by the pool. "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" Should I call you F. Ool instead? "
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
⠀ nessie. k rool and dk arguing
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
" I just said what I mean. "
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