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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Jelly Roll if he was acquired by DC comics: I need to harness the Roll Force to defeat Cinnamon Roll and Swiss Roll

beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

He should stick to the cryptid news videos, he has the perfect voice and 'spooked guy' affect for it. When he said "staange ceature wit a payy stuf li face deep wi no eyes standin on a car" it was like watching Pavarotti sing for the first time

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Most authentic part of ZCreg Resident Evil was the giant Mr. X sized nerd sitting next to us in the theater who started following us to our car after we told him we didn’t like the movie

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We made Ethan Frome you son of a bitch

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Greater Boston is so superior to all of these cities it’s not even funny. There’s no city in America that can hold a candle. There are a thousand butt ass New York clones but Boston is singular, due to its coastal melancholy and pre-car infrastructure. Get your head right son

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me and Hasan Piker don’t give a FUCK about what BLACK people think.

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Showed a friend of a friend’s boyfriend my insta and got recognized, for the first time, not for any of my comics but for being a Go Off Kings chat entity. I gotta shape up man

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You should devise an edible one and become rich off the patent

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Donald J. Trump (real name: D’Nala Motherearth) has finally sown the seeds for the complete self-destruction of the kkkarnist menace. Thank you Mxter President— the mother goddess will reward your righteousness by reincarnating you as a mung bean. Veganism forever!

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Camp Miasma was a snoozefest. When are we going to get a movie about a nerdy white guy who discovers he’s got a freaky dominant side? 😳 😏 🫣

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Italian recipe: For this meal you will need uhhhhh tomatoes pasta and cheese. Bafangool Southeast Asian recipe: For this meal you will need coconut, peanuts, fish, mango, tomatoes, corn, spam, canned milk, Banpangyaj root(?), duck foot, spaghetti, cinnamon, ketchup, magic beans,

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

You ever notice how every culture on earth makes the same noise when they get badly hurt? This is evidence of the Proto-Indo-European root word “Aaaah” which roughly translates to “fuckkkkkkkk”

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Leave cartoon beatbox battles out of this

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Im allowed to post like this because its Bluesky btw

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

He might also be lying for attention or whatever idk. Obviously fuck him but cmon now

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

People acted this same way when Weinstein got trench foot or whatever. If you privilege ‘owning sickos’ over basic principles of human decency, I’m revoking your progressive card. Sorry!

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

There isn’t a criminal alive evil enough to make me treat an inhumane institutional failure like this as some kind of ‘progressive W’. How many other prisoners have to experience this exact same thing? Are you fucking stupid?

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

A nice family friendly one from around 2020. "Those are class, not phyla--" THEY'RE CLASSES FROM WITHIN A DOZEN DIFFERENT PHYLA!!!! DO NOT TRY TO CORRECT ME ON THIS!!!!

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Go to Cambridge or Somerville, Boston proper is not ensouled

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It's so depressing to think about how we're just never going to make any movement on animal rights, not in my lifetime. Every other social issue, sure, but not this one. Lab meat could come out and cost a cent more and wed still get indigenous strawman pearl clutching. I stand with the insane vegans

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

twitter is successfully rage baiting me into being a turbo vegan again-- what is it about animal rights that makes ostensibly leftwing people's brains leak out of their ears? Every show of obvious moral wrongness is met with tone policing and idpol pearl clutching, not unlike how zionists act

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I’m not the only one who thought the ao3 logo was some kind of Islamic caliphate right

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Meredith Gran @meredithgran.com · 03/07/2026

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

If Parks and Rec was on today they would have Patton Oswald’s character get radicalized by one of Ron’s bacon remarks, then go crazy and kill Leslie Knope with a hammer and film it!

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Give me a shout if you see me walking around the twin cities, I’ll be the guy dressed head to toe in full Rockport

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

repost from 2024 that never made it here

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Love it when they play Gangnam Style in the Asian grocery store. Basically telling the white shopper “this is what we think of you”

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

very 'Trump 2 official Whitehouse Twitter account' sense of humor, minus the Hitlerisms. Epicsauce several years expired

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I rolled my eyes at that lmao it felt so pedestrian, especially since Matt Johnson styles himself as such a cultural snob. Could just be a Bader Meinhof type thing though

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Popular enough band to work as a cameo, just 'hard' enough to work in a kid's movie. Not an insult by the way, I like turnstile

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Turnstile is the kind of band that shows up at the end of a kids movie to 'turn prom up a notch', pissing off the principal and helping the protagonists win the respect of the school. The outdated stereotype bully with a mohawk sees them and goes "T-T-TURNSTILE!?" dropping two nerds out of respect

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Graham Platner is the most excitement us ‘lesser evil voters’ have had in some time. No one likes tut-tutting in support an unremarkable centrist. But The Cheating Killer Nazi? That’s got some zazz. I’m ready to tut my damn finger off

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

What do you guys think of my new OCs (original characters)?

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I was just bringing this up with friends the other day. It’s strangely endearing (and VERY generous to the American psyche) that the Japanese would view conspiracy theories like this as being a sort of american folk superstition, not unlike the kind they have in east Asia

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