Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They put a green lantern in the superman movie that ended with him gleefully flipping Israeli tanks over, and then put him in the green lantern tv show and had all the other characters tell him he's a moron and a stooge 030
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Reeves should take as long as he needs. His version of a Batman sequel in 2032 or whatever is endlessly more valuable than a rushed anonymous Batman movie in 2027 110
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There are a couple moments in Primetime where RobPats is standing in the light, looking heroic and sinister at the same time, where I thought "wow, Pattinson would make a great Batman," forgetting that he is quite literally in the middle of filming his second movie as Batman 041
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Skyler Gisondo we're going to get you that oscar pal. The campaign starts now. The world is your fucking oyster 001
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Probably not a good sign of the wider cultural shift that the last time a preachy in-your-face comedy about climate change came out, it was seen as a big phenomenon and an important movie, and this time around everybody's way more hostile about it 150
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Futurama joke where Fry witnesses an alternate universe where they're all cowboys and he assumes there's infinite universes, and the professor tells him "No it's just the two" 080
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What's wild is "The Skywalker Saga" was a term they made up to justify calling Episode 9 the finale, and now they're using it to market the continuation just a few years later lol. Nothing means anything, we're going to manufacture nostalgia for a movie everyone hated 6 years ago 061
Reposted by Daniel Gallegosmale to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I still can't get over the "Netanyahu complains about posts at the UN" thing. Completely mulched brains. Genocidal freaks with the power of god-emperors personally policing social media likes. Murderously blowing fishing boats up, just to put the epic snuff film ownage on X. The Posting Wars. 123060
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Seeing the list of Bad Robot-produced movies is mostly Cloverfield and Star Trek, and noticing Morning Glory hidden on there 010
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Get the hell out of here with this Huluween business. Son you know damn well this is a Peacocktober household 040
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The company that makes batman got sold to impossibly wealthy perverts in Saudi Arabia and every chicken sandwich is mostly bread now. Coffee costs 20 dollars and somehow funds an ethnic cleansing in another hemisphere 010
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is anyone else getting a little bit tired of everything good getting worse and going away one piece at a time throughout our adult lives, or is it just me 160
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Josh O'Connor is one of our most talented actors working today 140
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Rewatching American Vandal for the first time in almost a decade, and there's a pretty decent chance this "Jimmy Olsen interviews an evil gorilla" tv show might turn out to be a masterpiece 030
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You can set a clock to it. In two or three months we're going to get 100 headlines about mass layoffs. The blood is in the water. It's Rocksteady all over again 072
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Speaks pretty poorly of the entire gaming industry that a studio that makes incredibly popular Spider-Man games is at risk of going under because they made a 6/10 Wolverine game. But we've seen this kind of thing before, they're going to get hacked to bits over this 0122
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The really fucked up thing about the Insomniac situation is, we know from the hacks that they're operating on razor thin margins. Their Marvel games cost so much to produce, anything remotely near a flop could send their whole studio into freefall 2203
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kinda crazy that a whole generation knew Henry Winkler from Happy Days, but people my age know him more for his performance as Al Pratt/The Atom Smasher in 2022's Black Adam 031
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just saw that Thelma Schoonmaker is 86 years old and I got really really scared 000
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hope is the final boss of vulgar auteurism and it's why weaker minds can't handle it 000
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's true, there are a handful of them, Sam Lake comes to mind, Kamiya maybe? Kojima stands head and shoulders over all of them 110
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There's a big subset of the gaming world that hates Kojima because they resent the idea of a human artist making their video games and don't like to think about authorship beyond "this one's Playstation" and "this one's Xbox" 130
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Who's copping the limited edition Goon Squad xbox controller 110
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I really had people insisting to me that it was going to be the Franz Ferdinand of the 2020s that kicks off a new civil war 140
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026That content is totally fanslop dude, you're a mark because you're in the target demographic bro. You only like it because you enjoy it 031
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I do think any conversation around Elizabeth Holmes should factor in the fact that she stole a lot of money from Henry Kissinger and Larry Ellison 030
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026*Biting into an impossibly big hummus sandwich* Like zoinks Scoob! They have a right to d-d-defend themselves! 011
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Had a dream I was watching one of the scooby-doo direct to dvd movies and I was like "something seems off about this one" and I looked at the title and it was "Scooby's Tel Aviv Beach Bash" and I just completely didn't realize the whole movie takes place in Israel 160
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hey if you guys can please keep my family in your thoughts, I just found out my unc is chopped 030
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026They should try to make a muppet show. Like have a bunch of sketches starring muppets, and maybe every episode could have a different extremely popular actor or musician, and it could get millions of viewers and win emmys. I think they should try something like that 040
Reposted by Daniel Gallegosromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189715291
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Michael Rapaport is playing a show in Albuquerque on 9/11 at the comedy club owned by officer Gomie from Breaking Bad 070
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Whenever I've been to a film festival, I get followed by ten local Instagram accounts with a dozen mutuals, and a profile picture where you can't see the face and have no idea if you know them or not 040
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Been watching Looney Tunes shorts and I look at letterboxd and see how many reviews and logs happened in just the last couple weeks :') If you make something good, people will seek out more of it, and that's what keeps these characters and ideas alive 040
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I've got your defense against the dark arts right here buddy 020
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"Phosphorus Stone" so like limestone ? Doesn't make sense Joanne 010
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My hot take is that "philosopher's stone" is a dog ass title, sounds like a textbook for nerds 350
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"The Coyote Gospel" (Morrison, Truog, 1988) "Zipping Along" (Jones, Maltese, 1959) 021
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Just finished a VFX shot that's been plaguing me for literally 4 months, please clap 150
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026*Dave Bautista Kratos, tiny bifocals on the bridge of his nose* "You must be brave enough to be kind." 050
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Coyote vs ACME captures the detail that every dog owner recognizes of seeing a canine walking around and thinking "aw he's just a little guy!" and then he suddenly moves in a way that looks evil as hell 050
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It's really nice that even when he's supposed to be sympathetic, the coyote is still a shifty little rat bastard 1242
Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Coyote vs ACME was actually straight-up great lol. Can't believe they almost deleted that! 060