gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 52mi have a few days of sharkwhump prewritten so naturally i am now vacillating at high speed between "cringe need never leave the docs" and "what are you gonna do with it if not, punk". so naturally i will sit here and stare into the void. best option, probably 020
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 2hoh absolutely! his voice is so well trained, i need a full ballad album from him tbh 110
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 3hsklfjsd have you not seen him do this before? it's one of my favorite running joke things he does. i don't remember what stage but he pulled an apple out of his pocket and broke it for an ending fairy once 100
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 19hproductivity somewhat low today. however i learned a lot of shark facts, so happy early wipweds i guess mpreg, kidnapping / 091
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 4hcolorful paint concept? close enough welcome back team mayfly 080
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️Liomini! @liominiii.bsky.social · 6hWerewolf Chan! Day 3 of #SKZtober2026 #BangChan #StrayKids #straykidsfanart 031
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️🐺💭 @lettersfromchan.bsky.social · 14h📝: For any interested parties, the recent Chan birthday live is up with human-made English subs on my YouTube 🐺❤️ 🔗: youtu.be/q0j2WVSlbWc 2277
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 17hwell. the more I know! extremely understandable tbh 000
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 17hoh is that why?? I heard about what happened at the time but I had no idea they were connected 100
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 19hproductivity somewhat low today. however i learned a lot of shark facts, so happy early wipweds i guess mpreg, kidnapping / 091
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 19hlrp see also relay dances. or even combos. relay dances in silly costumes are one of the peak experiences in the world trust me bro 1100
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️isabella 🦴 @zsabella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i need kpop groups to bring back silly costumed dance practices for halloween. for my mental health 19628
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️🔞 👁 Tsu | GOD EMPEROR 👁🛸 @schimmeldwaekki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hyennie 💕 #tsu-art 3238
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I recognize some of these other names, bl friends, is this a Thing that is Cool. (I don't go to F1 either but i'm sure chan and felix are excited lol) 220
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026wrote some shark nonsense, this apple slaps, internet lag is better today, there will be rice later. today will be good. Or Else 050
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026checked my work email before eating and was immediately in a bad mood but while i was cutting up my apple someone else dealt with the newest bullshit for me. maybe tuesday will be okay 180
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026right?? you press a little release button on the top to open it and it springs open so energetically to reveal its contents (delicious fresh steaming hot rice) 020
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the horrors are out there but we finally got a new rice cooker after our old one crapped out and i'm so happy. i'm a fresh rice snob and i've been suffering so much. just in time for soup season 3260
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! 12613
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️THIS IS YOUR MONDAY KYUNGSOO @mondaykyungsoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026HAPPY MONDAY EVERYBODY! I‘M TURNING UP LATER IN THE DAY BECAUSE I GOT CARRIED AWAY, BUT IT’S OCTOBER NOW! THE LIGHT IS CHANGING THESE DAYS. ALSO, IT’S MUSHROOM TIME. THERE ARE MUSHROOMS EVERYWHERE. THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS SOMETIMES! ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEK! 0239
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026body language u say... a bit difficult for him to use that when he's strapped down on the table but in his tank i am sure he will be Communicating very strongly lol 100
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is the kind of thing i was thinking! thank u marine biology friend <3 120
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i know sharks don't make much noise irl but mercreatures are social so they have to have some communication mechanism right. i'm not a biologist. apologies to anyone who is <3 260
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026can minho hear his frantic clicking and whistling? no. but chan can learn to parse words like a dog (or just patterns of thumping on the glass of his tank) 160
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i have negative zero linguistics training and it can get a bit difficult mechanically but i really like it when the mercreature doesn't understand much human language and can't speak it bc their vocal abilities have evolved so differently 150
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026in no way do i promise anything but i just like it when the mercreature gets captured and studied with methods that are perhaps unethical :( 160
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026okay okay i'll work on the mershark chan thing don't twist my arm 2140
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026slash officially freed from the dungeon?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=55SG...youtube.comStray Kids World Tour <RUN IT SEOUL> "SLASH (From "Deadpool & Wolverine")" Stage VideoYouTube video by Stray Kids 3122
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 03/08/2026it's sunday night 15326
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It is Extremely silly and I'm glad Chan is having fun but it all makes me want to have a nap. Luckily my crepe recipe only requires a blender to toss all the ingredients in so it's low-effort. anyone who promises not to argue about what I make in this little pan is invited 230
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(yes I bought some dulce de leche at the store today so I could make pancakes/crepes/idk waffles maybe we'll see with them, what about it) 150
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026chan and stay have been having it out since.... the argentina show? about these pancakes/crepes he was served. which, tbh, if i ordered pancakes and got what was visually like a crepe I would be surprised, but it's not a big deal, it's cooked batter with dulce de leche on it, who cares? it's *tasty* 240
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this was one of the first songs that really clicked with me when i was getting into kpop so i have a lot of fond feelings about it on top of it being just, like, a banger. the sparkle of it all is really [chefkiss]. excellent gateway drug 030
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026do you guys know what's a good song tidal.com/track/115277...tidal.comNCT 127 - SuperhumanListen to Superhuman on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 1133
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️bee 🌙 @butterbeefic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026day five, with a reminder of the origins of the quote:) 041
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026my real reactionstatic.klipy.comBongo Cat MemeAlt: Bongo Cat Meme 110
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026got a nice comment on this fic today and was reminded that it kicks ass actually. coming up on a year since I finally posted it... I really am proud of her 0110
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🏏 idk what this emoji is but what if felix bought a shiny new paddle for chan’s bday, solid hand-carved wood with letters engraved backwards so that if felix hits him hard enough, the word SLUT will be clearly visible on chan’s ass. hyung only needs to take it once, before the party. he can do it. 6186
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️🔞 👁 Tsu | GOD EMPEROR 👁🛸 @schimmeldwaekki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Love bites #tsu-art 72311
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026sometimes you just gotta chew on your ~prey~ mate a little. as a treat <3 110
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️neenya in the building @neenya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026tell him he’s been a good boy!!!! he deserves a treat on his birthday #neenyart 3338
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️Rin 🔞 @rintayuun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026some kissing for you guys #transmasc #art 173014711
gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I WAS ALSO THINKING THIS..... but i'm collarpilled permanently, so 110
Reposted by gordon | 🐉🏳️⚧️Kat8Cha @kat8cha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"It's for his birthday," Jisung said with a pout. It shouldn't work. The whole 'Banging Chan' birthday schedule shouldn't work. None of them should be seated in the Changbin and Hyunjin's place planning out a free use fest for their leader. And yet. They were. 181