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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 52m
i have a few days of sharkwhump prewritten so naturally i am now vacillating at high speed between "cringe need never leave the docs" and "what are you gonna do with it if not, punk". so naturally i will sit here and stare into the void. best option, probably
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 2h
oh absolutely! his voice is so well trained, i need a full ballad album from him tbh
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 3h
sklfjsd have you not seen him do this before? it's one of my favorite running joke things he does. i don't remember what stage but he pulled an apple out of his pocket and broke it for an ending fairy once
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 19h
productivity somewhat low today. however i learned a lot of shark facts, so happy early wipweds i guess mpreg, kidnapping /
Sometimes they did talk to him. He even understood some of them, sometimes, especially when they seemed to be signaling him by tapping his body- lift his arms, open his mouth, flick his tail. One of Minho's assistants fed him when he complied, too, so he was incentivized to learn what they wanted quickly.

The best thing about being with the humans, honestly? The food. They fed him as much as he could eat, and he could eat a lot. Regular meals that he wasn't hunting himself, in larger portions than his pod, wonderful as they were, could provide? He was going to get home with a sizable layer of fat, enough to sustain him for the rest of his pregnancy.

He was going to get home, right? He had to.

He just had to figure out a way out of this human place. Somehow. And then he had to actually escape. Somehow. Or maybe he could convince Minho to take him home... somehow.
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 4h
colorful paint concept? close enough welcome back team mayfly
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Liomini! @liominiii.bsky.social · 6h
Werewolf Chan! Day 3 of #SKZtober2026 #BangChan #StrayKids #straykidsfanart
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Koldan Grey @koldangrey.bsky.social · 7h
🔞🐺🥟 hyunchn diptych
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🐺💭 @lettersfromchan.bsky.social · 14h
📝: For any interested parties, the recent Chan birthday live is up with human-made English subs on my YouTube 🐺❤️ 🔗: youtu.be/q0j2WVSlbWc
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 17h
well. the more I know! extremely understandable tbh
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 17h
oh is that why?? I heard about what happened at the time but I had no idea they were connected
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 19h
productivity somewhat low today. however i learned a lot of shark facts, so happy early wipweds i guess mpreg, kidnapping /
Sometimes they did talk to him. He even understood some of them, sometimes, especially when they seemed to be signaling him by tapping his body- lift his arms, open his mouth, flick his tail. One of Minho's assistants fed him when he complied, too, so he was incentivized to learn what they wanted quickly.

The best thing about being with the humans, honestly? The food. They fed him as much as he could eat, and he could eat a lot. Regular meals that he wasn't hunting himself, in larger portions than his pod, wonderful as they were, could provide? He was going to get home with a sizable layer of fat, enough to sustain him for the rest of his pregnancy.

He was going to get home, right? He had to.

He just had to figure out a way out of this human place. Somehow. And then he had to actually escape. Somehow. Or maybe he could convince Minho to take him home... somehow.
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 19h
lrp see also relay dances. or even combos. relay dances in silly costumes are one of the peak experiences in the world trust me bro
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isabella 🦴 @zsabella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i need kpop groups to bring back silly costumed dance practices for halloween. for my mental health
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🔞 👁 Tsu | GOD EMPEROR 👁🛸 @schimmeldwaekki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hyennie 💕 #tsu-art
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
do you have a visual guide perhaps :3
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I recognize some of these other names, bl friends, is this a Thing that is Cool. (I don't go to F1 either but i'm sure chan and felix are excited lol)
a screenshot of scheduled appearances by various celebrities at the upcoming F1 event in Singapore. alphadriveone sangwon, twice tzuyu, fourth nattawat and pond naravit, bible wichapas, stray kids bang chan, got7 bambam, and ive wonyoung + cnblue jung hae-in and jung yong-hwa are listed
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wrote some shark nonsense, this apple slaps, internet lag is better today, there will be rice later. today will be good. Or Else
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
checked my work email before eating and was immediately in a bad mood but while i was cutting up my apple someone else dealt with the newest bullshit for me. maybe tuesday will be okay
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
right?? you press a little release button on the top to open it and it springs open so energetically to reveal its contents (delicious fresh steaming hot rice)
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the horrors are out there but we finally got a new rice cooker after our old one crapped out and i'm so happy. i'm a fresh rice snob and i've been suffering so much. just in time for soup season
a photo of a little 2-cup rice cooker sitting on our kitchen counter
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it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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Koldan Grey @koldangrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🔞🥟 pet
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THIS IS YOUR MONDAY KYUNGSOO @mondaykyungsoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HAPPY MONDAY EVERYBODY! I‘M TURNING UP LATER IN THE DAY BECAUSE I GOT CARRIED AWAY, BUT IT’S OCTOBER NOW! THE LIGHT IS CHANGING THESE DAYS. ALSO, IT’S MUSHROOM TIME. THERE ARE MUSHROOMS EVERYWHERE. THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS SOMETIMES! ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEK!
A cartoony drawing of Kyungsoo in a painterly forest landscape. Kyungsoo is crossing a bridge over a river, carrying a basket on one arm, hands in his pockets, grinning widely. He’s wearing a zip-up sweater over a button-up shirt, and a pair of jeans. The forest is colourful, lit warmly.
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
body language u say... a bit difficult for him to use that when he's strapped down on the table but in his tank i am sure he will be Communicating very strongly lol
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is the kind of thing i was thinking! thank u marine biology friend <3
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i know sharks don't make much noise irl but mercreatures are social so they have to have some communication mechanism right. i'm not a biologist. apologies to anyone who is <3
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can minho hear his frantic clicking and whistling? no. but chan can learn to parse words like a dog (or just patterns of thumping on the glass of his tank)
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i have negative zero linguistics training and it can get a bit difficult mechanically but i really like it when the mercreature doesn't understand much human language and can't speak it bc their vocal abilities have evolved so differently
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
in no way do i promise anything but i just like it when the mercreature gets captured and studied with methods that are perhaps unethical :(
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
okay okay i'll work on the mershark chan thing don't twist my arm
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
slash officially freed from the dungeon?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=55SG...
youtube.com
Stray Kids World Tour <RUN IT SEOUL> "SLASH (From "Deadpool & Wolverine")" Stage Video
YouTube video by Stray Kids
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
it's sunday night
minho on the dominate dvd saying "Tomorrow is Monday. Scream if you hate Mondays." the lighting is just so bisexual
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is Extremely silly and I'm glad Chan is having fun but it all makes me want to have a nap. Luckily my crepe recipe only requires a blender to toss all the ingredients in so it's low-effort. anyone who promises not to argue about what I make in this little pan is invited
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(yes I bought some dulce de leche at the store today so I could make pancakes/crepes/idk waffles maybe we'll see with them, what about it)
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chan and stay have been having it out since.... the argentina show? about these pancakes/crepes he was served. which, tbh, if i ordered pancakes and got what was visually like a crepe I would be surprised, but it's not a big deal, it's cooked batter with dulce de leche on it, who cares? it's *tasty*
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this was one of the first songs that really clicked with me when i was getting into kpop so i have a lot of fond feelings about it on top of it being just, like, a banger. the sparkle of it all is really [chefkiss]. excellent gateway drug
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
do you guys know what's a good song tidal.com/track/115277...
tidal.com
NCT 127 - Superhuman
Listen to Superhuman on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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bee 🌙 @butterbeefic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
day five, with a reminder of the origins of the quote:)
a light eggshell color background with black text. there is a light purple background with black and eggshell color text on the lower third.

minchantober 2026 daily prompt information: theme: minchanisms

day five: "back off, that's my wife"

in the upper right there is a simple graphic of two wedding rings intertwined.

the tags #minchantober2026, @monthofminchan, and ao3: minchantober2026 are in the lower left. minchantober 2026 is on the lower right.screenshot of a fans (jype fan platform) post: a picture of lee know from his latest matin kim photoshoot with a comment, "Oh my Gooooosshh!! Why are you so handsome?! I'm going to cry! crying emoji crying emoji"

bang chan responded to the comment saying, "Back off, that's my wife"
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my real reaction
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Bongo Cat Meme
Alt: Bongo Cat Meme
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
got a nice comment on this fic today and was reminded that it kicks ass actually. coming up on a year since I finally posted it... I really am proud of her
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🏏 idk what this emoji is but what if felix bought a shiny new paddle for chan’s bday, solid hand-carved wood with letters engraved backwards so that if felix hits him hard enough, the word SLUT will be clearly visible on chan’s ass. hyung only needs to take it once, before the party. he can do it.
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🔞 👁 Tsu | GOD EMPEROR 👁🛸 @schimmeldwaekki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love bites #tsu-art
digital artwork of a maned wolf biting a small black dragon. the maned wolf is my jeongin hyrbid and the black dragon is gordons gorgeous little channie dragon hybrid
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sometimes you just gotta chew on your ~prey~ mate a little. as a treat <3
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they're so messy but i love them <3
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
devastating! thanks!
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neenya in the building @neenya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tell him he’s been a good boy!!!! he deserves a treat on his birthday #neenyart
illustration of birthday boy stray kids bang chan in his birthday suit kneeling on the floor with his hands behind his back. he is looking up at someone out of frame who is holding a plate with a frosted cupcake on it. something white has been smeared onto his cheek. enjoy your birthday, channie!!!
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Rin 🔞 @rintayuun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
some kissing for you guys #transmasc #art
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I WAS ALSO THINKING THIS..... but i'm collarpilled permanently, so
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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i'd participate
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Kat8Cha @kat8cha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"It's for his birthday," Jisung said with a pout. It shouldn't work. The whole 'Banging Chan' birthday schedule shouldn't work. None of them should be seated in the Changbin and Hyunjin's place planning out a free use fest for their leader. And yet. They were.
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