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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

serratus anterior 🦈 minchan 🦈 pregnant mershark chan, horny scientist minho, and some not-so-ethical testing and experimentation 🦈 written for whumptober 2026, four fills currently posted archiveofourown.org/works/94752946

serratus anterior
beanut_butter
Summary:

Mershark Bang Chan, not long after falling pregnant for the first time, is kidnapped by Lee Minho, a scientist who plans to study this highly endangered species. They don't speak each others' language, but that doesn't stop their relationship from getting... unusual.

Written for AI-less Whumptober 2026.

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

goodnight everyone. my sleepies. he's just like me fr

bang chan sitting on a lower bunk in a sweater that absolutely swallows him up, looking dead exhausted

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

yesyesyesyes my friend please come frolic through the weirdo fields with me....

chat messages showing discord friend showing a twitter post comparing the pearl in chan's mouth to a ball gag and going "so what if siren chan got nonconned by a bunch of pirates [lenny face]"

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

the urge to ride the productivity spoons as far as they'll go vs the prospect of this 90 min exam when I haven't had lunch yet

a blurry photo of two very small kittens, one tackling the other as it yells loudly. this is a good illustration of my mental state

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

people: long legged denimalz can't hurt you jyp:

a photo of sample denimalz with legs almost as long as the rest of their bodies. the effect is uncanny

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

productivity somewhat low today. however i learned a lot of shark facts, so happy early wipweds i guess mpreg, kidnapping /

Sometimes they did talk to him. He even understood some of them, sometimes, especially when they seemed to be signaling him by tapping his body- lift his arms, open his mouth, flick his tail. One of Minho's assistants fed him when he complied, too, so he was incentivized to learn what they wanted quickly.

The best thing about being with the humans, honestly? The food. They fed him as much as he could eat, and he could eat a lot. Regular meals that he wasn't hunting himself, in larger portions than his pod, wonderful as they were, could provide? He was going to get home with a sizable layer of fat, enough to sustain him for the rest of his pregnancy.

He was going to get home, right? He had to.

He just had to figure out a way out of this human place. Somehow. And then he had to actually escape. Somehow. Or maybe he could convince Minho to take him home... somehow.

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I recognize some of these other names, bl friends, is this a Thing that is Cool. (I don't go to F1 either but i'm sure chan and felix are excited lol)

a screenshot of scheduled appearances by various celebrities at the upcoming F1 event in Singapore. alphadriveone sangwon, twice tzuyu, fourth nattawat and pond naravit, bible wichapas, stray kids bang chan, got7 bambam, and ive wonyoung + cnblue jung hae-in and jung yong-hwa are listed

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the horrors are out there but we finally got a new rice cooker after our old one crapped out and i'm so happy. i'm a fresh rice snob and i've been suffering so much. just in time for soup season

a photo of a little 2-cup rice cooker sitting on our kitchen counter

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

chan and stay have been having it out since.... the argentina show? about these pancakes/crepes he was served. which, tbh, if i ordered pancakes and got what was visually like a crepe I would be surprised, but it's not a big deal, it's cooked batter with dulce de leche on it, who cares? it's *tasty*

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

a fresh and delicious meme from the trenches

the "STOP DOING X" meme edited to be about flight rising players in wind vs light battle this week. includes screenshots of people saying things like "41k snipe" "bunch of 6s for 50999t" etc

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

no one reading this has any context but these are insane numbers i promise

a screenshot showing i've sold 65 dragons for a combined 1604 gems (about $16 USD of premium currency)

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

there's war (fun enrichment in our enclosure type) going on in dragon neopets land this week and it's very fun in part because i am not participating in the war. war will come to my home in november but in the meantime i love making history

a screenshot showing that the minimum price for dragons right now is 39 gems, and there are only 1.2k dragons available for 40 or less

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

it's channie birth and i have nothing to show for it but my eternal love :( best boy in the world, i love you

bang chan wearing the same veil plus a face chain with jewels, looking at a bouquet of white flowers

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ballsposting? yeah sure have some filth for this wipweds dubcon, omegaverse style objectification /

Chan's eyes flick over to the camera as well. He visibly struggles against himself for a moment, against the omegan part of himself that must be crying out to obey, to submit- but he subsides soon enough. His beautiful, fuckable mouth opens, the heat of it radiating against Minho's cock. Chan can get even more alpha-scent this way, only a couple layers of fabric removed from Minho's fat cock and balls, and his nostrils flare, head tilting forward to huff it properly. "That's right," Minho tells him, saccharine sweet. "You're craving a taste of me, aren't you? You want to worship my balls so bad you'd do anything to earn it?"

Chan just stares at him stupidly. Minho sighs and rolls his eyes.

"Say, 'Yes, alpha, I'd do anything to be allowed to lick your balls.'"

"Yes, alpha, I'd do anything to be allowed to lick your balls." There's a feverish light in Chan's eyes, even as his voice is hazy and dreamlike. "Please, alpha..."

The camera flashes keep going off as Chan fumbles with the button on Minho's pants. They capture the moment that he finally leans forward to mash his nose and mouth into Minho's balls, the ecstasy as his eyes roll back and his hips squirm, one hand sneaking down to touch himself. Minho magnanimously allows it. His omega *should* learn to associate pleasure with worshipping his alpha. Everything else is ignorable; his alpha should be his world, his everything, his reason for being.

Minho tips his head back and moans appreciatively when that hot, wet mouth sucks first on one ball, then the other before trailing a damp path right up to the head of the shaft. Casually, Minho thrusts his hips forward, fucking himself right against the back of Chan's throat to make him gag. Chan takes it like a champ, though, recovering quickly to suck Minho's cock like he was born to do so.

This isn't about Minho getting to come, though. This is about the photos, and if the concept turns into "alphas teach willful omega his place", so be it. The director, watching drool slip from the stretched corners of Chan's mouth, doesn't seem upset.

Minho fucks into the back of Chan's throat a couple more times, then pulls him off by the hair. "Come up here," he orders, tugging, and up Chan comes to straddle him. Minho's wet cock still lays with the tip leaking onto his shirt and suit jacket, but Chan's pants have a visibly soaked crotch, and when Minho manhandles him so they're staring into the same camera, Chan's face an utter glassy-eyed mess of precum and tears and drool, Minho smirking, he knows it's a great shot.

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

test results available tomorrow apparently. in the meantime i will be getting all the bombastic sideeye she can muster

a calico cat lying in a partially disassembled travel carrier, looking highly disgruntled at this situation

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ruminating on this chan look perhaps. for multiple reasons. you'd bet on this definitely-not-a-wolf in a fighting pit wouldn't you

a photo of shirtless chan during a railway performance, dark marks like bruises, burns, and/or blood smeared over his chest, lit all in red. he has one pale contact in and a chain necklace

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it happened to Me: someone rec'd my fic somewhere and I have no idea where

a screenshot of my morning ao3 kudos email showing that 17 new people kudos'd one of my fics, which is extremely unusual for a single day

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

avoiding responsibilities was just the brainblast I needed to get some good progress on slutfic prequel pt 2 ...yay? heavy dubcon /

"I-" is the only strangled word that comes out of his throat before the lead camera operator indeed walks in and comes right over to span Chan's little waist with his hands. Her manicured fingernails squeeze hard, rubbing down to his hips and back up, pushing down the elastic waistband of his pants.

"Go on," Minho nods. "Take him, I'll be right behind you."

"Alpha!" rips its way from Chan's throat as the lead pulls him away, but she just snorts.

"Your alpha wants to watch two dozen other alphas gape your holes with our knots, sweetheart. Whatever lesson he's teaching you, I hope it doesn't stick."

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

gnight everyone, i wrote two lines of chanlixfic tonight, please clap

chan propping his chin on felix's shoulder, smiling up at him with massive hearts in his eyes as felix speaks to someone else

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this man is almost one hundred and fifty us dollars which is not really no thought fun budget material for me but have we also considered: him Big

a graphic showing a pre-order for a fanmade wolfchan plush by mandu deco that comes in either 2 or 3 foot sizes. he will ship in december 2026

a photo of a sample of the plush sitting in a chair, visibly Pretty Big

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

new canonicals time! man i need to write some scar kissing

Newly canonized tags on ao3:
Authority Kink
Characters Haunting the Narrative
Doomed by the Narrative
Kissing Scars
Liminal Spaces
Medium Burn
Non-Consensual Fingering
Wound Fingering
Overpowered Characters
Platonic Fluff
Power Couples
Toxic Yaoi
Toxic Yuri
Vaginas

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my babyboy pumpkin sweetie pie darling who i am so normal about. don't look at my previous posts today. goodnight <3

channie with touseled black hair, wearing a white shirt and jacket, beautiful smoky eyeshadow and a dangly earring. he's doing a peace sign above his head and has a tiny smile. i love him :(

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

gaming cancelled, someone showed me a black leather collar that fendi sells and I will be having thoughts about this for the next few hours

the Fendi collar, designed to appear like that of a collared shirt, with a round silver pendant hanging from a chain on the front

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i'll take my wrecker tbh. boy i wish i was funny or deep but the rest is pretty... yeah.....

Your result: Han (with a photo of him hugging hanquokka)

You are very funny on the outside but incredibly deep underneath. You are someone who uses humors to make the difficult moments easier. You remember the smallest details about your friends from months ago because you care. You are someone who needs reassurance in life, but you never know how to ask for it.

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

don't forget to manhandle your seungmin this seungmin day

a photo of chan with seungmin slung over his shoulders

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

-several cool women to date -turn into Creature via the Power of Music in the world you've been isekai'd into -you can't date the woman pictured but she does send you on a quest to un-isekai yourself, so

a picture of a character from cassette beasts called morganthe, who takes the form of a weird shattered porcelain doll sort of? she is a dress and hands and the lower half of a face, mostly

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i did Social Physical Activity today so i'm allowed to be very tiredsoresleepy at 8pm, goodnight everyone <3

barefaced curly haired bang chan sitting in a hotel room in a bathrobe, pouting his beautiful lips and looking adorable

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

within spitting distance 💦 minsung, poly ot8 💦 jisung buys a magic fleshlight connected to minho's pussy and conspires with the members to destroy minho with it 💦 for bottom lee know fest prompt B207 💦 4.7k archiveofourown.org/works/91250441

within spitting distance
beanut_butter
Summary:

When they get home, Minho assiduously applies himself to the task of getting them both naked. Jisung doesn't make any motions to help, but he doesn't stop Minho doing what he wants, either. "C'mon, jagi," Minho groans when he has trouble struggling Jisung's way-too-tight shirt over his head. "Help me out here. I've been staring at your stupid chest and your stupid arms all day, take responsibility."

"Ah, jagiya..." Jisung's voice is soft and embarassed, though he does get with the program of wrestling his shirt off. "I wanted to tell you..."

Minho has been having weird horny dreams for a week straight, and he's tired of not having the time to have sex about it in real life. Jisung, however, has a confession to make first.

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

goodnight everyone, please enjoy kang youngk and listen to this silly fun summer song www.youtube.com/watch?v=24vR...

a young k promo photo from the day6 subunit even of day's summer present single promos. young k is sitting in a beach chair, wearing sunglasses and a blue lei, holding a bright blue cocktail in hand, surrounded by bright sparkles and smiling

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

maybe if she stares at me cutting the bun open hard enough it'll teleport into her mouth. a hypothesis worth testing

a photo of a calico cat sitting with very polite paws and staring intently at the bread roll in my hand

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

ah i see we are doing Timeline Meme Hour. i have to run for a meeting but i will be Back

if a SKZ member were running this account who would it be?

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gordon | 🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @beanutbuttered.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ao3 stats / then again my freak shit has surpassed the more wholesome but still freak shit that used to be my most popular series, so maybe it goes okay

the ao3 stats for my top four pics, showing an incest noncon fic far and away at the top followed by a fic about pregnant omega chan's massive tits and a fic about dog hybrid omega chan being a slut and then a fic where omega chan decides to enact his breeding kink with poly ot8 so they can start a family

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