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Fartz McClintock @beansisprettygood.bsky.social · 3h

I've always wanted to bang a ghost, is that problematic?

Fartz McClintock @beansisprettygood.bsky.social · 5h

yeah, exactly that. and don't fake it if it's something you really don't like. whether they like vanilla mish and you hate it or they want to get smacked around and you can't put your heart into it you aren't sexually compatible

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Fartz McClintock @beansisprettygood.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

all you have to do is not be an asshole and learn to fuck reasonably good. I swear it works, guys.

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Fartz McClintock @beansisprettygood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

listen to yourself, you're in a fucking cult

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Fartz McClintock @beansisprettygood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm not Judge Judy and shreksecutioner!

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Fartz McClintock @beansisprettygood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

then maybe I'm not understanding your point?

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Fartz McClintock @beansisprettygood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

well yes, but it's not like this was a random selection of 50 men. they wouldn't text a man they didn't already think was a safe bet

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Fartz McClintock @beansisprettygood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

hey @dankmccoy.bsky.social, I'm a recent ep of flophouse you mentioned a foreign (polish?) movie poster you had. I remember looking it up and loving it but I can't for the life of me remember what it was, do you mind reminding me?

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Fartz McClintock @beansisprettygood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm glad you aren't alone anymore and I hope you don't feel worthless anymore either. that other person is whack too, coming after someone like that is loser behavior even if everything she said were true, which I doubt.

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Fartz McClintock @beansisprettygood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

shameful and disgusting. you don't know me and I don't know you but I promise you there's nothing your could have done to deserve that, in case you need to hear it.

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Fartz McClintock @beansisprettygood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

this is so fucking rad and Primus sucks.

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Fartz McClintock @beansisprettygood.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the joke is he's too stupid to understand the implications of his teacher having him putting his head down and go to sleep while the other kids learn and is just stoked to have a viking dream

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Fartz McClintock @beansisprettygood.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

you're 100% correct. ralphie just has one of them hats with the yak horns, the child has never once used a metaphor. next thing they'll be trying to tell us his bent wookie was an analog for the emotional trauma of falling in public. fie I say! fie!

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