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Ben Shahon

@beansbaker5.bsky.social
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Author of SHORT RELIEF @406press.bsky.social Fantasy Football runner-up @rfpress.bsky.social Former/Founding editor @publishedbyJAKE.bsky.social Magic: the Gathering Substacker @ajohnnyspridemate.bsky.social All other writing @ benshahon.com (He/Him/His)

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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 20h
So Junior, I hear you're what they call a "Surf Dracula"
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PREORDER CASCADE CASCADE ISSUE 2 NOW! @cascadecascade.com · 30/09/2026
CASCADE CASCADE ISSUE 2 IS AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER NOW! - All 24 articles from ISSUE 2 on CASCADECASCADE.com - A physical exclusive article from @rhysticstudies.bsky.social - a fun bonus or two. :) - 8 1/2"x11" magazine with THICC paper - $19.99 Read more: www.cascadecascade.com/cascade-casc...
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I used @greatearlofhell.bsky.social for some help with a flash fiction one and got some great feedback for my WIP!
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this a safe space to say that I find the Kyle Gordon music parodies utterly repulsive? Just mean-spirited, unfunny, and categorically not a good time.
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Roi Fainéant Press SUBS ARE OPEN, BAYBEE! @rfpress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*ahem* 1,911 posts. 1,342 writers. 5 years. Issue #100 live now. Give your grandma her lucky number before she heads to the bingo hall, yes? www.roifaineantpress.com/blog #WritingCommunity
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Inspired in no small part by this video from (holy shit) five years ago: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjmz...
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MY WEIRD ICE CREAMS: a cooking video
YouTube video by brian david gilbert
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
More ice cream experiments tonight. Made a batch of B&J's sweet cream base that was larger than expected (going for a cookies and cream vibe), and used the leftovers w/some orange juice for a creamsicle thing. Also trying maple syrup, and just straight frozen orange juice sorbet.
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Roi Fainéant Press SUBS ARE OPEN, BAYBEE! @rfpress.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have you ever read the opening lines of a story and wondered if you missed something? Like an entire chapter? Now imagine you're the narrator in that story, how you'd feel! Check out "Good Morning!" by Mark Ifanson and find out! Sunday!
ONCE MY EYES ADJUST TO THE LIGHT, I TRY TO MOVE MY LEGS, BUT CANNOT. LOOKING DOWN, I SEE THEY'RE BOUND BY TWINE. I'M WEARING BLUE JEANS AND A TATTERED PLAID SHIRT WITH THE CUFF BUTTONS MISSING. STRAW IS POKING OUT OF MY SLEEVES. I'M BAFFLED.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Definitely understand that!
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes it's nice to not have to be the one in charge of it lol
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Appreciate it!
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe this is a sign to try nanowrimo again
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah, that's often how it's gone for me too, haha. I think I just mostly want a group chat of people going "did you write today?" to help me finish this project I'm in the middle of lol.
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think I need to have a writing/critique/accountability group again. It's been a long time since I had that kind of structure around my work, but it might be nice.
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As does Sam Leavitt
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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does DraftKings need a spokesperson in the literary community? Because I am a cash-poor author with low ethical standards and no soul.
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, I think it works for me. My problem right now is that I want to end on a novella I'm 80% done drafting. I just need to muscle out those final pages, lol
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been wrestling with that lately too. What I did for my current WIP is split it up into smaller, more coherent sections. Even if the sections don't really have overlap, it seemed to help based on what beta readers have told me
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Woke up early to find this bad boy had come out. Thanks again to @memezine.bsky.social for helping bring it to you! www.memezinelit.com/summer-2026/...
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Ben Shahon — MEMEZINE
Not a Party ’til the Wieners Come Out Sometimes you just can’t believe it happened again, y’know? I ask myself this as I press the airbag back down, coughing up the stale air that’s just be...
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Based on seeing one of these at the location the story is set
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Woke up early to find this bad boy had come out. Thanks again to @memezine.bsky.social for helping bring it to you! www.memezinelit.com/summer-2026/...
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Ben Shahon — MEMEZINE
Not a Party ’til the Wieners Come Out Sometimes you just can’t believe it happened again, y’know? I ask myself this as I press the airbag back down, coughing up the stale air that’s just be...
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't believe it's been three years since I saw him live. One fo the best shows I've ever been to
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cam Skattebo scoring a TD on the first drive of the season
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Aquaman (Jason Momoa) - My Man!
ALT: Aquaman (Jason Momoa) - My Man!
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Posted with hubris
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Melissa Flores Anderson @melissacuisine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Get me some heartache! Submissions are open and free over @brokenheartslit.bsky.social
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Very glad to have started Stafford over Maye in Fantasy this week
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You don't understand, I literally wrote an essay for @flightlit.bsky.social about how much I hated the current owner
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today is a great day to be a long term fan of both the Rams and the Angels lmaooo
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PREORDER CASCADE CASCADE ISSUE 2 NOW! @cascadecascade.com · 31/08/2026
Have you read @beansbaker5.bsky.social's debut yet?
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I Hate Time Stop
We hate time stop.
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Roi Fainéant Press SUBS ARE OPEN, BAYBEE! @rfpress.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sup? We're just out here doing hot girl shit. Issue 99 is live right now, so you should probably tell your childhood crush. www.roifaineantpress.com/blog #WritingCommunity
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
First non self-pubbed thing I put out this year. Excited to be a part of issue 2 of this mag!
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Watermelon ice cream currently freezing. High effort, but damn, it's good
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And to have this piece sitting alongside it feels like such a great fit. Incredibly grateful to spill my guts out a bit for folks who probably aren't already reading me.
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I shopped this essay for probably about six months from the time I finished it late last year. I aimed at some high places for sure (The Rumpus and welter come quickly to mind). But I couldn't have asked for a better home. Issue one blew me away with the names of heavy hitters in the Magic space...
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
First non self-pubbed thing I put out this year. Excited to be a part of issue 2 of this mag!
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Track 8. And the vibes are like they're doing this without a trace of irony
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Song off the new weezer album giving these vibes
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Dilbert Music Video: Swag Dance
ALT: Dilbert Music Video: Swag Dance
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Feeling mentally and physically fried, so I'm doing the only sane thing and watching Sam Raimi's Spider Man 3
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JAKE @publishedbyjake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Heads up: JAKE's backend experienced a breach one of his contributors (thankfully) spotted this week. Almost 250 pieces were affected (had an LLM-sounding paragraph of advertising inserted). All should be fixed now, but if your piece is still messed up, email JAKE & he'll fix it.
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And dumplings!!!
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
As I was typing this lol
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Went to a restaurant I'm definitely not cleaned up enough for to eat dinner because I need a vegetable dammit
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just finished signing up to pay many bills at the new apt. Scheduled friends and family to help with the move in. And picked out a bunch of furniture. Big things happening, I guess. Life goes on.
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He'd been diagnosed for the last three years, (sick for a lot longer without any of us, including him, knowing), but this kind of thing always feels like a bit of a shock, I suppose.
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It's been about a week since my dad passed, and it definitely isn't feeling less strange yet. He really was the best I could have asked for, and I already miss him a lot
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Looks like the cat is officially out of the bag! I've joined the incredible team at @rfpress.bsky.social as their newest Reader/Editor! Excited to see these first couple pieces I've picked come out!
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Roi Fainéant Press SUBS ARE OPEN, BAYBEE! @rfpress.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
AYO! Guess what day it is? We're going back to a simpler time. Tell the uncle who wears his flip phone in a belt holster. www.roifaineantpress.com/blog #WritingCommunity
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Man, I am immensely disappointed by the new Strokes album. And I really like that band!
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Ben Shahon @beansbaker5.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If I were ten years younger (hell, maybe even five years younger) pizza would maybe be on the way.
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