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@beano53.bsky.social
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*A born traveler, visited 54 countries (so far) *The USA could be the greatest country in the world but we fucked up somewhere along the way. *Living with cancer, and winning! * Amazon parrot daddy. Flock boss. *Masshole exiled to the Gunshine State.

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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ground penetrating radar at both the island and Zorro ranch. We'll get right on that after we get a DOJ.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When it comes time to prosecute the tRump traitors, Rahm will be one of the first to say, "For the good of the nation..." Fuck him.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Schumer in particular is absolutley useless. His only play is to back slap and glad hand across the aisle and talk AIPAC bucks. He IS NOT a fighter.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
$5,000 last week. $500 this week. America, you've been marked down.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Howard. Ya' got a little somethin on your chin....
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I used to get those all the time back in the days whem AT&T and AOL dominated the internet. Lemme see. There was the pharmacist from Flint, MI. The ex-con from Jupiter, FL, The circus instructor from Bangkok and a few others I can't recall. All had the same user name as me but different carriers.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Writing an essay is what a nun makes a 4th grader do for sticking gum in Linda Mulkearns hair. Nice to see how our next crop of Ivy Leaguers measure up to a ten year old boy.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All these republicans love them some Florida, so much so that they spend almost all there time here. I'm just trying to get out.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Zorro Ranch. Ground penetrating radar.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can only imagine the jokes and laughter on the Air China flight back to Beijing.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Dafuq!"
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Its a "hard" life in this man's army..."
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity" -G. Carlin
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Judges don't need laws in order to get royal treatment.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This election will turn Florida a little bit purple after being bloody red for decades. I was looking at a graphic for states political leanings published back in 1980. FL was bright blue and California was red. People will eventually get sick and tired of the things that used to excite them.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's happy music cued up and a bottle of Moet Chandon in the cooler. Just waiting for the starting gun.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A year long paid vacation. Thats it! I'm going to judge school.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When D's tke the senate and house, among the first order of business is to remove all lethal ammunition from them and issue them ONLY rubber bullets. Make it a first degree felony if they are caught carrying lead. Give 'em hell, James!
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes the purpose of your life is to act as a warning to others.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every truck you see on the road runs on diesel. Truckers deliver ~75% of goods and food in the US. When truckers can't secure a profitable load they stop driving. When they stop driving the shelves go empty, the pumps run dry, the economy crashes. Watch the trucks.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Tao of Steve.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You're the best, Steve. Don't ever change. Don't even shower.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thinking back to "The Man Show" and reflecting on who was the talented one.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Parrots can and do live long lives. Samantha is a red crowned (or Mexican Red Head) Amazon parrot. She came to live with us 32 years ago. She was 6 years old at the tme. During her time with us she has survived two dogs and has destroyed thousands of cardboard boxes.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wasting oxygen.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As an Irish citizen exiled in Floriduh, I approve this message.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All of those "dividends" have been paid out, just not to you.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are they running low on North Koreans?
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember. Anything that comes out of his mouth with a number attached to it is a double lie.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
To me, he comes off more as Howdy Doody's bastard son.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyone outside of America wouldn't understand this post since they would have no frame of reference.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Never let facts get in the way of a good story. -DJT
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Evidently Argentina has outlawed barbers and stylists.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
At first view its right out of Star Wars but look a little longer and the SS stormtrooper shows through.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've been in central Florida for 20 years (👎) and it took a looong time to get used to it. And theres always a delicate truce with the bugs...
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Family values.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Term limits for current justices retroactive to their first day on the bench. If that law was passed in 2027 it would mean Thomas, Alito, Roberts and Sotomayor would be cleaning out their desks.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They have nothing to fear with Hakeem and Chuck potentially taking the reins. A Democrat majority, hell, even if we had a Democrat super majority, not one of them will ever see the inside of a prison cell.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The 2026 Pulitzer for fiction will go to Mitch's death certificate.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Its this thing.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spitters single file to the left, urinators single file to the right. Please allow the person ahead of you to step aside before you let fly. Defecators are by appointment only (HazMat required)
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Our next Senate Majority leader.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
She will end up in a Trump regime job sooner or later. You know, we haven't had a Secretary of Keeping it Real since Bart Simpson.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have been looking for an opportunity to spend $5 on something worth $1.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
with ground penetrating radar.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The 2026 Pulitzer for fiction goes to Mitch McConnell's death certificate.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was shocked seeing video of the condition of the Lincoln from the Thailand docking. The ship looked like they were abandoning it. Hegseth probably didn't realize that when they give you huge military forces and gear, you have to take care of both.
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LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Daily Beast: Trump’s sycophants continue to amplify the president’s detached version of reality. On Monday, Interior Secretary Doug Burgum told Fox News that vandals were partly responsible for damaging the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
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