snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Taking a plunger strapped to a fuck machine to my rectum 012
snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bro your dookie clappers got me praying to the lord 051
snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026All the guys at the gym think I'm an alpha because I don't wipe my ass 011
snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Scratching my big fat ass with a toilet brush while I'm taking a shit 010
snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I can't wait to jack off the turkey baster on Thanksgiving 000
snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Licking my lips thinking about the president's fat crusty shit caked dumper 011
snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Call that dick the egg beater cuz it gets up in the ovary 121
snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Climate change making it hard figure out how much coochie butter you gotta churn to make it through the winter 010
snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Sucking dick and eating ass is good but eating dick and sucking ass is bad what a fucked up world we live in 010
Reposted by snerdVenis Cor-boo-nus @repugnantson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Happy Piss Sunday to all who celebrate 2122
snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026That's why I say hey man nice shitter a good shitter man 021
Reposted by snerdgooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 24/05/2026ever jack off on a balcony in a metro area? Amazing 011
snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I wish I could stick my dick in my ass I'd love to fill that thing with farts 131
snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I got hot sauce in my dick hole from fucking a sandwich man it burns 021
snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I just farted and it pummeled my nuts like a speedbag 1215
snerd @beakerandsnerd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Some babies come out with a dick and baalls and some other ones all three parts turn into three pussies 101
