beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 13hDavid Stearns trading for Freddy Peralta while holding a monkey’s paw: “He is going to absolutely shove in the postseason. Right?”. A single finger goes down on the paw. 001
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 23hActors train their entire lives to be able to time a sigh that perfectly. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 23hEvery interview with an ex-SNL cast member is like “I love Lorne! I never knew where I stood with him, felt psychologically manipulated the entire time I was there, and my mental health got to such a bad place that I’ve spent years in therapy just trying to recover. I owe him everything!” 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is a joke. The Dodgers are losing the LCS cause they can’t hit a fastball to save their lives. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The Dodgers are throwing the LCS for the good of collective bargaining. 110
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026He’s not even really effective as a decoy like after the shoulder injury in 2024. It sounds insane but it does feel like JDP would at least give a better quality AB. Ohtani at 50% is still better than most, but my man looks like he’s operating at 15%. 050
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Maybe less documentaries about how Lorne Michaels is a genius and more talk about how he’s mainstreamed dangerous assholes (Andrew Dice Clay, GWB, Trump, etc) for over 40 years. 031
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I know Snell wasn’t good in the DS, but a lot of people forgetting how dominant he was agains MIL only 12 months ago against a pretty similar lineup. Non-zero chance it happens again. 050
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How do you know there was fucking on the boat? 010
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think all of us should get a week off in late September/early October every year to just recover from all the ailments that have piled up over the year. 010
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There is so much going on here, but Rocky IV is one of his two examples?? Does he know it’s not a documentary? Rocky didn’t actually end the Cold War. 0111
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026His response simply translates to me as “I don’t give a shit what he did, i’d like to remain friends with Louie CK” 0131
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I say “my pen!” so often that my teenage daughter has started saying it to her friendsm.youtube.comKids In The Hall - My PenYouTube video by jahnnee 5 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you were outside just now you would have heard “Andy, no!” echo throughout the LA basin. 270
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That’s literally why Austin Hedges exists, to make that play. Ooof. 131
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Fallen Kingdom featured a genetically engendered “super predator” who spent almost the entire film running head-first into walls. It helped me decide to skip all future installments. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wish I was good enough at photoshop to make the Jurassic Park “clever girl” meme but Muldoon is you and the raptor is Liberty Biberty. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s bold of the ad agency Manscaped hired for their commercial to cast an actor who looks like if you asked AI to show a composite of “sex offender”. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Houston Astros will be playing the role of “2025 Cincinnati Reds” in the wild card round it seems. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Peak TV has been impossible for people who also enjoy books and music. Not enough hours of existence. 010
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The DISTAIN he shows for a pitcher trying to make him swing outside the zone is hilarious and I love it. 010
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It’s so hard to not be hyperbolic so early, but wow does he have 2018 Soto vibes. The eye at the plate is ridiculous. 121
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026He’s a Mets fan Chad. Let him have this, he has literally nothing else. 250
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I feel like you only have to look at his game 1 performance, an all timer in the WS, to know he had his good stuff and they just knew what was coming in game 5. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I want him to pick up a victory someday in the World Series so we can see the headline “World Beeter”. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026We’ve replaced the entire Dodger lineup with 1988 Alfredo Griffin. Let’s see if anyone notices. 120
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026At the New Beverly waiting for a movie to start, they were playing the theme song from Goldfinger, young woman in my row turned to her companion and asked "who sings this?" and I'm pretty sure they had to call an ambulance because every film bro in the theater snapped his neck around to look at her 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I’m no marketing genius, but if you have to put “this product was created using AI” as a warning to the consumer the same way you’d put on a label “this product has been know to cause cancer”, well maybe you have a product that sucks and no one wants. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If I can sidestep all the actual reasons to despise David Ellison for a moment and make an ad hominem attack upon him, he looks like the leader of an evil dirt bike gang in a direct to VHS 80s teen movie. Why would anyone trust this face? 010
Reposted by @beadad.bsky.socialPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career” 04416571
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I will say, from the start I thought it was absolute BS that the press would insulate that Kurt wrote her music, despite amble evidence to the contrary. Same shit happened with Justine Frischmann and the first Elastica album. Female musicians can’t have a famous partner without being denigrated. 010
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Personally I enjoy the one of the guy with a gangrenous toe deciding to use AI to ask if he should see a doctor instead of going to the ER immediately for the amputation he clearly needs. 110
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I know supporting female artists isn’t an either/or proposition but some of us will never forgive her for sucker punching Kathleen Hanna. 141
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026*whispers* If the Mets were in the AL they would have a legitimate chance at the final wild card spot. 010
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Dodger fans should give him the “Trea Turner Philly standing ovation” this homestand. Worth a shot. 020
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Much more concerned that nothing Keoghan has done indicates he can match the level of whimsy required to play Ringo, our greatest living cartoon drummer. 020
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“Hey remember how no one likes really anything we’ve done since Endgame? Well here is a list of all the dumb shit we’ve put out since that you need to watch in order for this to make sense”. Lol, get a life Marvel. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Can’t wait till the whole situation turns into this. 070
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026One basic thing that drives me nuts about this. I have also recently read a couple books by Cooper. One of their endearing qualities is that, despite being 200 years old, they are INCREDIBLY easy to read! The language is not difficult to parse at all. This guy is the editor in chief of Axios?!? 050
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026These last couple weeks have been like a bad trip to the Schmidelberg pretzel factory  010
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Do I watch House of The Dragon? Yes. It is a good show? I don’t think so? Adhering to the source material is one thing but following up the mistake of trapping your best character in a dank castle for an entire season by trapping your 2nd best character IN THE SAME CASTLE for the whole season sucks 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Watched Magical Mystery Tour for the first time since I was 8. A lot, and some would say too much, of Paul McCartney’s filmmaking philosophy boils down to the premise “dwarves are funny”. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I think I’d rather see Elias Diaz out there at this point. 120
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I am really enjoying Ring’s new advertising campaign of “here are some grainy videos of a dad getting hit in the groin, hopefully this makes you forget our plan to weaponize your doorbell cameras to deport your neighbors”. 010
