beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 12hDavid Stearns trading for Freddy Peralta while holding a monkey’s paw: “He is going to absolutely shove in the postseason. Right?”. A single finger goes down on the paw. 001
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 22hEvery interview with an ex-SNL cast member is like “I love Lorne! I never knew where I stood with him, felt psychologically manipulated the entire time I was there, and my mental health got to such a bad place that I’ve spent years in therapy just trying to recover. I owe him everything!” 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The Dodgers are throwing the LCS for the good of collective bargaining. 110
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Maybe less documentaries about how Lorne Michaels is a genius and more talk about how he’s mainstreamed dangerous assholes (Andrew Dice Clay, GWB, Trump, etc) for over 40 years. 031
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I say “my pen!” so often that my teenage daughter has started saying it to her friendsm.youtube.comKids In The Hall - My PenYouTube video by jahnnee 5 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Fallen Kingdom featured a genetically engendered “super predator” who spent almost the entire film running head-first into walls. It helped me decide to skip all future installments. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s bold of the ad agency Manscaped hired for their commercial to cast an actor who looks like if you asked AI to show a composite of “sex offender”. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Houston Astros will be playing the role of “2025 Cincinnati Reds” in the wild card round it seems. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026At the New Beverly waiting for a movie to start, they were playing the theme song from Goldfinger, young woman in my row turned to her companion and asked "who sings this?" and I'm pretty sure they had to call an ambulance because every film bro in the theater snapped his neck around to look at her 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I’m no marketing genius, but if you have to put “this product was created using AI” as a warning to the consumer the same way you’d put on a label “this product has been know to cause cancer”, well maybe you have a product that sucks and no one wants. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If I can sidestep all the actual reasons to despise David Ellison for a moment and make an ad hominem attack upon him, he looks like the leader of an evil dirt bike gang in a direct to VHS 80s teen movie. Why would anyone trust this face? 010
Reposted by @beadad.bsky.socialPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career” 04416571
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026*whispers* If the Mets were in the AL they would have a legitimate chance at the final wild card spot. 010
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Do I watch House of The Dragon? Yes. It is a good show? I don’t think so? Adhering to the source material is one thing but following up the mistake of trapping your best character in a dank castle for an entire season by trapping your 2nd best character IN THE SAME CASTLE for the whole season sucks 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Watched Magical Mystery Tour for the first time since I was 8. A lot, and some would say too much, of Paul McCartney’s filmmaking philosophy boils down to the premise “dwarves are funny”. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I am really enjoying Ring’s new advertising campaign of “here are some grainy videos of a dad getting hit in the groin, hopefully this makes you forget our plan to weaponize your doorbell cameras to deport your neighbors”. 010
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Space X just ripping through Robert Heinlein short story collections, picking sentences at random and publicly announcing them as real things. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Me, if they made me go to the White House so it didn’t create an international incident 000
Reposted by @beadad.bsky.socialPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The only thing inevitable about AI is its failure I would love to put on a cap & gown and give this one-sentence speech to hundreds of CEOs 252406363
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026A friend asked me what fair value in a trade would be for James Wood. I thought he was talking about Fantasy. Memo to Red Sox fans: the Nationals are not trading James Wood. Stop getting high on your own supply. 010
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Me before literally every all star game of my life: Yay! Here come the all stars! Me by the 4th inning of every all star game: Oh yeah, the all star game is boring as hell. 010
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Watched Kurosawa’s Dersu Uzala. I’ve always avoided this one because it seemed like it might be a chore. Very stupid of me, Kurasawa could never make a boring movie. Beautiful and in its final act incredibly moving. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Everything Trump touches turns to shit so why would this be any different? 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Everyone out in the streets, dancing in unison, singing to the tune of ‘Monorail’ from The Simpsons: “Balogun! Balogun! Balogun!” 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 04/07/2026France and Paraguay remaking the final act of Slapshot is super fun. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Me trying to get to the bathroom at 2am with a big dog who never sleeps in the same spot on the floor. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Brunson’s body going to fall apart like the car at the end of The Blues Brothers when this series is over. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 09/06/2026*Me, a guy who last watched the Knicks when Charlie Ward was on the team*: Get it together guys! This isn’t like you! 010
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I can’t believe anyone is talking about anything other than there being a new Boards Of Canada album out today. 100
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I think that maybe 56% of what’s wrong right now can be traced back to the fact that we’ve completely abandoned the concept of “posers”. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Students clearly boo AI. Dumbass pundits: They’re saying Boo-urns AI. Boo-urns. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I don’t think Roki Sasaki has been great by any stretch, but going 5 and giving up 3 runs is totally fine. They’re talking about him like he’s a Make A Wish kid out there pitching. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The thing I like the most about Emmett Sheehan is that he kinda looks like Ned Beatty. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I don't want to sound too harsh, but if you go see Michael' you're not a good person. 100
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 15/04/2026First time seeing Nolan McLean and he has serious Eric Stoltz vibes. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I thought I was past the point where I could laugh at this shit, but “the Pope is weak on crime” is objectively the funniest thing anyone has ever said. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Still not too late to sell JD Vance for drugs. Not even narcotics, I’d accept bulk aspirin at this point. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The Internet will be the death of humanity, but at least it’s made me laugh once or twice. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Werner Herzog showing up in a Wim Wenders movie is basically my version of the Avengers 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 26/03/2026This Netflix MLB intro is the cringiest thing that has ever cringed. 010
Reposted by @beadad.bsky.socialKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Guess the US didn't love the military enough 211210116
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Hopefully this is the last time we ever have to see Mark DeRosa in the dugout. 000
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 14/03/2026The only American team I’m rooting for in the WBC is Puerto Rico. 110
beadad.bsky.social @beadad.bsky.social · 06/03/2026“Oooh, I declare!” A 1930s southern belle going though customs. 000
